I almost hockoed a stranger but I was too shy and my knees got weak and I stumbled in front of her.

In hindsight I’m glad we didn’t hocko. I’m not that way. I want real love. She wasn’t really that attractive but she was a girl and it’s been a really really long time since I had. A girl. I think my friend John put her up to this.

She approached me, and girls don’t approach me. She was flirty, and she said I look handsome with my glasses. She gave me those passionate eyes, and I knew I could have her, but when she gently brushed my shoulder I started shaking because both knees were giving out due to shyness shock. My whole body started uncontrollably King Waving, and I lost my breath briefly. It was a anxiety attack. I get them.

She walked away, and after my friend John emerged out of the woods and asked why I didn’t go for it?.

It’s weird because if a girl doesn’t show me interest, I can pursue her without shyness and shame, but when a girl throws herself at me I get anxiety and I faint.

Okay thanks bye!