He will be home sucking the finger of his wife. Or sister. He can't really tell them apart.

His giant injection of horse crank wore off on the way to the studio. Happened to Hillary once. She went stiff as a board and her catheter hardware went clattering to the ground.

His Depends diaper is full.

He is in a Ukrainian jail.

He doesn't work for you, you dog faced pony soldiers!

he is out by the bleachers with a length of chain, waiting for Corn Pop.

He is in a Hot Tub with a bunch of children playing on his lap and leg hairs, and he loves children playing on his lap and playing with his leg hairs.

He is at the dentist getting his teeth brightened.

He forgot he was running for president.