QUESTION: WHY DON'T BIRDS FLY ALL THE WAY INTO SPACE AND LAND ON THE MOON

They do.

Bec earth is flat you idiot
There is no moon

I've seen a Moon Walking video with a frog jumping around ... if a frog can jump to the Moon, the birds can fly there too ... they might have been hiding during the Apollo landings

They can’t take a bug out bag and there is not much food or water in space. They think about it all the time and their fledgling chicks learn the story of the moon being made of cheese. Apparently bird legend has it that one bird did fly to the moon and back it’s an ancient mythological bird fable. His name was..... insert name here ............

I guess there's not really much food up there, so that could be a problem :(

The ether is full of nutrients we're not aware of.

Birds are not rocket propelled.

Trust me I'm a Space Mouse.

Been here on GLP for awhile and that is just about the stupidest question ever asked on any forum in the world of forums.

WOW...why don't turds hit you in the face instead of falling into a bowl...I don't know maybe it is science, maybe it is magic.

Maybe, just accept the fact that you have a reality perception disorder that is causing irrational delusional thought.

Get help and please do not procreate under any circumstances.

Last Edited by Reebl on 09/23/2020 04:30 AM

Actually I thought it was both interesting and sound scientifically.

Really, hope that was sarcasm...if not, a double WOW.

Last Edited by Reebl on 09/23/2020 04:34 AM

Because they don't like to wear the mini jet packs we told them to wear so they can get to the moon.

lol you had to edit your post. I proves you were unsure of your answer.

That’s a dumb question mate...

Obviously birds can’t do the moon walk.

They do. Once they get high enough to overcome earths gravity they get sucked up to the moon right quick like they’re in a vacuum tube

No...purely Grammar related corrections. One of thos perks of being other than an 'Auto-nomous Coward'.

My convictions, have not changed in probably more years than you have been alive.

And sometimes, I edit just to add a little more thought on a subject.

Last Edited by Reebl on 09/23/2020 04:47 AM

1 D 1 0 T !

Well what's wrong with this one?

No comma after "Well."

You, are drifting off topic and still haven't answered the question. Why don't birds fall up when they quit flapping?

Last Edited by Reebl on 09/23/2020 04:55 AM

Scientists studied the effect of the vacuum on birds long time ago


An Experiment on a Bird in the Air Pump



dramatic "Experiment 41," which demonstrated the reliance of living creatures on air for their survival. In this attempt to discover something "about the account upon which Respiration is so necessary to the Animals, that Nature hath furnish'd with Lungs", Boyle conducted numerous trials during which he placed a large variety of different creatures, including birds, mice, eels, snails and flies, in the vessel of the pump and studied their reactions as the air was removed.[3] Here, he describes an injured lark:


... the Bird for a while appear'd lively enough; but upon a greater Exsuction of the Air, she began manifestly to droop and appear sick, and very soon after was taken with as violent and irregular Convulsions, as are wont to be observ'd in Poultry, when their heads are wrung off: For the Bird threw her self over and over two or three times, and dyed with her Breast upward, her Head downwards, and her Neck awry.


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don't you just love the scientists?

Ok, we're done. Like my comma?

With altitude comes lower temperatures. No good way up there. Nowhere to rest.

Any other questions?

For the same reason jets have a max altitude and can't just fly into space.

*food