So cows dig accordion music? Yeah well let 'em choke on it serves 'em moo moo brains right.

LBJ had his barn wired for music for his cows.
At taxpayers expense.

Have you ever even spent time around cows?

They are big puppers.

Milk Puppers.

Yeah well these cows, as they call themselves weren't worth it.

There's no need to have bells on cows. That's idiotic.

Ok well maybe so but I can tell from here you've never had both of those at the same time and place which is why you cast stones against the centuries old custom.

So now show me a live action video of you milking a cow for authentication, and no photo shopping putting your face on a Amish milk maid scam.

Last Edited by DGN on 10/08/2020 11:22 PM

Why's that? I think it's cute. If I had cows, I would put bells on them lol

I was raised on a dairy / stock cattle farm. Putting bells on cattle would be abuse. Yep, I've milked cows using Surge Milkers.

"If I had only one cow, and she had only one tit, I'd still use my Surge Milker".

Bottle raised calves are pretty friendly, and just like puppies.

Hmmm..... I'm not so sure that qualifies as a real live action dairy man. That's like holding hands with your favorite girl wearing gloves and telling your farm buddies you had a hot date, but skipping some ..... specifics. Are you with me here?


Last Edited by DGN on 10/08/2020 11:46 PM

Not at all. To me, it was work that I couldn't wait to get done with so I could do other shit, like ride 3-wheeler on public gravel roads.

Yeah I'm with ya all the way on that.