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California Official Tells Voters Not to 'Microwave Mail-In Ballots' to Kill Coronavirus

 
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California Official Tells Voters Not to 'Microwave Mail-In Ballots' to Kill Coronavirus
Officials in California are instructing voters “not to microwave” their mail-in ballots to kill the Coronavirus; saying “disinfecting” the paper with items like bleach or hand-sanitizer could impede a machine’s ability to properly read their choice for President.



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Do they have chips or something else in them identifying the voter?
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If anyone needs a warning to not microwave their ballot, maybe they shoudln't be voting.
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Re: California Official Tells Voters Not to 'Microwave Mail-In Ballots' to Kill Coronavirus
Do they have chips or something else in them identifying the voter?
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Good question!
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Rfid tracking has come a loooong wayyyy
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Why would they give a crap about microwaves unless they got lectronics in them.
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or they'll just get wet?

DUUUUH
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You have to steam them.
Everyone knows that.


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microwaves WILL NOT kill coronavirus.

It the item they are on gets hot enough, that will kill it, but microwaving mail is useless.



In fact they wont even kill ants.

BTW NEVER try to microwave money, the metallic strip embedded in it will get extremely hot and burn the money
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Makes sense to me!

I guess it would be better to iron them with the iron setting at high?
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You have to steam them.
Everyone knows that.


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Use the H2O mop X5?
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Do they have chips or something else in them identifying the voter?
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And this is old technology

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Do they have chips or something else in them identifying the voter?
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And this is old technology

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I have never heard of that.
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You have to use a conventional oven.
250 degrees for 15 minutes should do it.
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They are tracking your ballot to see how you vote.

You will become an Enemy of the State (of CA).
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There's a video somewhere of a guy showing they are heat sensitive, and by waving a lighter under it, erases the ink. Go ahead and nuke it.
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Re: California Official Tells Voters Not to 'Microwave Mail-In Ballots' to Kill Coronavirus
There's a video somewhere of a guy showing they are heat sensitive, and by waving a lighter under it, erases the ink. Go ahead and nuke it.
 Quoting: Widge


That's the first thing I thought of as well. In this case it was the ink in the pen(or so the man thinks). It could easily be the paper, or made so that the paper can be erased via heat.


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There's a video somewhere of a guy showing they are heat sensitive, and by waving a lighter under it, erases the ink. Go ahead and nuke it.
 Quoting: Widge


That's the first thing I thought of as well. In this case it was the ink in the pen(or so the man thinks). It could easily be the paper, or made so that the paper can be erased via heat.

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Hey California voters!!!
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Re: California Official Tells Voters Not to 'Microwave Mail-In Ballots' to Kill Coronavirus
Doing that would be silly. You have to soak them in acid.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Oh wow!..... how strange and perhaps "telling".
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I microwaved my passport to kill the chip and it worked. The thing blew up in the microwave. Then my wife made me get a new one so it was useless.
Anyhow WA State has not sent me my ballet yet.
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I microwaved my passport to kill the chip and it worked. The thing blew up in the microwave. Then my wife made me get a new one so it was useless.
Anyhow WA State has not sent me my ballet yet.
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Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Re: California Official Tells Voters Not to 'Microwave Mail-In Ballots' to Kill Coronavirus
Takes me back to my youth.

Telling a Student friend to cook an Egg in a Microwave.

I thought it would be funny as fuck when it exploded in the Microwave.And made a mess.

That didn't happen.

The fucking thing exploded directly in to his Face when he took it out of the Microwave.

Nearly blinded him.

He was screaming in agony.

Said it was like Napalm stuck on his Face.

Dumb shit we do when we are younger,Could have lost an Eye.
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Re: California Official Tells Voters Not to 'Microwave Mail-In Ballots' to Kill Coronavirus
Because everyone knows uv doesn't kill 99% of germs and bacteria. Definitely don't put your ballot in the sun. Try vacuuming your ballot.
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Re: California Official Tells Voters Not to 'Microwave Mail-In Ballots' to Kill Coronavirus
You have to use a conventional oven.
250 degrees for 15 minutes should do it.
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lol





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