American Women Are a Pain In The Ass... Get a South American Woman. I'll Teach You How...

one of the best posts this year

Damit if I had images of women in S America 20 years ago
Confirming they all over the place down there

I sure would have made detours in my path

Oh well my wife is One of best, and no she is not American

I saw to much of what American women are really like during my 20’s and 30’s

NO you go and get yourself who you want, leave the American men alone.

Huh? I'm not gay

Thank you. It's the greatest advice, but most American men unfortunately ever take the risk of looking outside their backyard.

Another thing, getting one that is already here might be a mistake. They are usually Americanized already, and have the same issues. You have to make the effort to get them on their own turf and bring them here.

They make the best wives.

They sure are fun and love life..

But, sounds like you did well for yourself anyway.

I wish you the best!

One star must be from an American woman.

Cant you just order one from Amazon?

Almost, you can get one in a few days on Tinder...

(OP) your thread title says, "I'll teach you how..."

Alright hotshot, you said American Women Are a Pain In The Ass. I'm not going to debate that.

So instructor...is class in session yet?

Get teaching Romeo, because I just ordered a bride from Siberia, and if I need to cancel that order, I better do it quick.

And, I have a few questions.

Why are South American women better?
Is a woman from the Amazon just like Wonder Woman?
How about women from Buenos Aries?
Will she cook, clean, and stay barefoot and pregnant?
Will she age well?
How much does she cost?

I might have more questions once your class begins.

Lucky me. It just happens there are lots of south american woman here. Must be the climate.

ops, *women...