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Alpacalips
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11/09/2020 10:47 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? I called it! It's mine!  |
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AgentSprinkles
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11/09/2020 10:48 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? I called it! It's mine! Would suck Free speech police |
KLOWN
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11/09/2020 10:48 PM
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AgentSprinkles
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11/09/2020 10:51 PM
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Keilani
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11/09/2020 10:53 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Hey, yeah, I want in on some of that action. I've got four losing lottery tickets here, maybe I could just push them through anyways with a glitch in the machine, eh? |
AgentSprinkles
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11/09/2020 10:54 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right?
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ GO SUKK UR MOMMZZ NAASTY KUNT   Not after trin big boy Free speech police |
Alpacalips
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11/09/2020 10:59 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Hey, yeah, I want in on some of that action. I've got four losing lottery tickets here, maybe I could just push them through anyways with a glitch in the machine, eh?
Quoting: Keilani Sure, why not. Just write in what you want it to say! Ka-ching! |
Someday Spacebound
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11/09/2020 11:01 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? More like... after half the numbers are drawn, they decide to stop for the night and get some sleep. Then the next morning they call you the winner without even finishing the draw. Lol |
Alpacalips
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11/09/2020 11:02 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? More like... after half the numbers are drawn, they decide to stop for the night and get some sleep. Then the next morning they call you the winner without even finishing the draw. Lol
Quoting: Someday Spacebound |
Awake 11:11
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11/09/2020 11:03 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Let me be the first to congratulate you Mr. Lottery Winner Elect! Rabbit Hole: A complexly bizarre or difficult state or situation conceived of as a hole into which one falls or descends.
Dear FBI - Everything I write here is my opinion only, I have zero knowledge that is not readily available all over the internets. Save your resources. |
Alpacalips
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11/09/2020 11:05 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Let me be the first to congratulate you Mr. Lottery Winner Elect!
Quoting: Awake 11:11 Why, thank you, good sir!  |
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Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2020 11:05 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? I called it! It's mine! :putanglaffa: |
Alpacalips
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11/09/2020 11:15 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Aren't you all going to throw me a parade? I declared myself the winner! You have my word..... what could go wrong? |
Icey
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11/09/2020 11:19 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? I called it! It's mine!  I am SNOWIE. WELCOME TO THE NEW ICE AGE. TRY NOT TO STARVE. |
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2020 11:23 PM
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Treerat
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11/09/2020 11:27 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Seems right.. im getting me one. I think im a winner too |
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Alpacalips
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11/09/2020 11:36 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Seems right.. im getting me one. I think im a winner too
Quoting: Treerat Just write in the winning numbers the day after the lottory drawing. That'll work ......... right? |
Anonymous Qoward
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11/09/2020 11:40 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? You can’t declare yourself the winner CNN and AP need to declare you the winner before your victory speech to the gas station attendant. Anonymous Qoward |
Treerat
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11/09/2020 11:45 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Seems right.. im getting me one. I think im a winner too
Quoting: Treerat Just write in the winning numbers the day after the lottory drawing. That'll work ......... right? Should. Ill see tomorrow at my local liberal gas station. |
Half Past Midnight
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11/09/2020 11:54 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? So funny it needs to be pinned. We need humor. |
Aryc
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11/09/2020 11:58 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it works that way now. Congratulations! Start spending that money! And anyone who disagrees is just trying to start chaos.  "I didn't know how empty was my soul... until it was filled."
Arthur, King of the Britons |
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Scorched
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11/09/2020 11:59 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? can I be your vice money spender? They have us completely surrounded...those poor bastards |
Alpacalips
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11/10/2020 08:30 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? You can’t declare yourself the winner
CNN and AP need to declare you the winner before your victory speech to the gas station attendant.
Quoting: Anonymous Qoward |
Alpacalips
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11/10/2020 08:30 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it works that way now. Congratulations! Start spending that money! And anyone who disagrees is just trying to start chaos. You are right! They are dog faced, lying, pony solddiers! |
Alpacalips
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11/10/2020 11:57 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? OMIGOD! I just won again!  |
OI82Much
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11/10/2020 11:59 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? I called it! It's mine! That only works if you share it with everybody on GLP. |
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Alpacalips
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11/10/2020 02:10 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? I called it! It's mine! That only works if you share it with everybody on GLP. Heck yeah! A-1 Sauce for everyone! |
-a
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11/10/2020 02:13 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Most lotto winners have done exactly that |
~kpm~
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11/10/2020 02:23 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? We will have that big check ceremony with red, white and blue jeeps for ya! ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
Alpacalips
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11/10/2020 02:45 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? We will have that big check ceremony with red, white and blue jeeps for ya!
Quoting: ~kpm~ Woooo hoooooo! C'mon man, let's party! |
beeches
User ID: 78973486
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11/10/2020 02:50 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I bought a lotto ticket then declared myself the winner before the drawing. Because that’s how it works, right? Aren't you all going to throw me a parade? I declared myself the winner! You have my word..... what could go wrong?
Quoting: Alpacalips not a thing! we will unite behind you..... of course! Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
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