Trump addressing nation at midnight???

No.
Not at 7
Not at 9
And not at midnight.

another larp...

8:30 ?

3:33AM Eastern.

Or maybe Central or Mountain.

Possibly Pacific.

On the button.

okay wtf is simon parkes

Now who tf would be sitting around till midnight waiting for this? It'd have to reach as many as possible at one time, why give 13 people a broadcast?

Trump to address nation on MIRC.

"Whitby Councillor Simon Parkes claims he is abducted four times a year so that he can have sex with his alien wife, with whom he shares a child named Zarka. He experienced his first alien contact while still in the womb, and his first physical encounter at the age of six months. He also lost his virginity to a space hologram when he was five."

I had a dream that (whatever upsetting news this is) waa released to the masses in the "dead of night." People were so upset they ran outside screaming (and shooting) / this was a "dream" - (very vivid).

Yes.
Confirmed by Q

Seriously could this shit get any weirder?