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Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time

 
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Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
So I secured some Ivermectin horse paste tubes for my family for JustInCase one of us gets exposed to covid a few weeks ago. Figured I might as well beta test it before ever actually end up having to use it.

Brand is Duravet, apple flavored (it's not), it's Ivermectin only.

Dosing on this brand is easy as the plunger is marked for body weight. Plunger has raised plastic nibs that equate to every 50lbs and it has printed dose marks every 250lbs. I'm 300lbs so it was one raised plastic nib past the 250lbs mark.

Locked the dose ring to the appropriate nib and squezed out the dose on to a slice of bread. Tried to make as small a bred "pill" that I could to avoid having to really chew it, but that this size does, chewing was required. LOL.

Think eating vaseline lightly infused with the essense of apple skin. Washed it down vigorously with some Diet Dr Pepper but it had left its acutely bad tasting coating in my mouth. Vigorously chewing some plain white bread and washing it down with more soda did a pretty good job clearing it from my mouth.

I'm a life long sushi eater and I'm hoping I not have to go thought an ass blasting parasitic die off experience, but WTF YEET. LOL.
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
Well?

Did you shit out some spaghetti wiggles?

Come on man

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Well?

Did you shit out some spaghetti wiggles?

Come on man

Keep us updated
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About 4 oz of milk in a glass, put spoon in milk to coat it, take spoon and squeeze out Ivermectin gell on spoon, slide spoon in mouth and suck down ivermectin gel, start gulping milk to wash the nasty taste out of your mouth. That is all. Congratulations, yuou are protect for about 1 month from covid.
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bert-facepalM my uncle says he is an ivermekting expert and he is SHOCKED that you drank dr pepper when everboyd knows mountain dew is best
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No Halter? Didn't need the Twitch? Very good, did you get a sugar cube afterwards? maybe some lucern hay hf

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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
Make your own Ivermectin...

- Take 3 organic Grapefruit and 3 organic lemons.

- Take the peel off.

- Simmer in a pot of water (glass lid) for 3 hours.

- Cool mixture then strain.

- Take 2 tablespoons twice a day.
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So you consume quantities of raw fish and horse paste.

Great

Get fucked


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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
Make your own Ivermectin...

- Take 3 organic Grapefruit and 3 organic lemons.

- Take the peel off.

- Simmer in a pot of water (glass lid) for 3 hours.

- Cool mixture then strain.

- Take 2 tablespoons twice a day.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78159827


What are you simmering, the fruit or the peel?
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
So I secured some Ivermectin horse paste tubes for my family for JustInCase one of us gets exposed to covid a few weeks ago. Figured I might as well beta test it before ever actually end up having to use it.

Brand is Duravet, apple flavored (it's not), it's Ivermectin only.

Dosing on this brand is easy as the plunger is marked for body weight. Plunger has raised plastic nibs that equate to every 50lbs and it has printed dose marks every 250lbs. I'm 300lbs so it was one raised plastic nib past the 250lbs mark.

Locked the dose ring to the appropriate nib and squezed out the dose on to a slice of bread. Tried to make as small a bred "pill" that I could to avoid having to really chew it, but that this size does, chewing was required. LOL.

Think eating vaseline lightly infused with the essense of apple skin. Washed it down vigorously with some Diet Dr Pepper but it had left its acutely bad tasting coating in my mouth. Vigorously chewing some plain white bread and washing it down with more soda did a pretty good job clearing it from my mouth.

I'm a life long sushi eater and I'm hoping I not have to go thought an ass blasting parasitic die off experience, but WTF YEET. LOL.
 Quoting: F00lbarbTheArgn0rf 78256331


So is this a one time thing or weekly or daily?
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
Make your own Ivermectin...

- Take 3 organic Grapefruit and 3 organic lemons.

- Take the peel off.

- Simmer in a pot of water (glass lid) for 3 hours.

- Cool mixture then strain.

- Take 2 tablespoons twice a day.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78159827


What are you simmering, the fruit or the peel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80377917


Apologies, that wasn't clear. You simmer the fruit.
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
Make your own Ivermectin...

- Take 3 organic Grapefruit and 3 organic lemons.

- Take the peel off.

- Simmer in a pot of water (glass lid) for 3 hours.

- Cool mixture then strain.

- Take 2 tablespoons twice a day.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78159827


What are you simmering, the fruit or the peel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80377917


Apologies, that wasn't clear. You simmer the fruit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78159827


For real? Why glass lid?

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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
So I secured some Ivermectin horse paste tubes for my family for JustInCase one of us gets exposed to covid a few weeks ago. Figured I might as well beta test it before ever actually end up having to use it.

Brand is Duravet, apple flavored (it's not), it's Ivermectin only.

Dosing on this brand is easy as the plunger is marked for body weight. Plunger has raised plastic nibs that equate to every 50lbs and it has printed dose marks every 250lbs. I'm 300lbs so it was one raised plastic nib past the 250lbs mark.

Locked the dose ring to the appropriate nib and squezed out the dose on to a slice of bread. Tried to make as small a bred "pill" that I could to avoid having to really chew it, but that this size does, chewing was required. LOL.

Think eating vaseline lightly infused with the essense of apple skin. Washed it down vigorously with some Diet Dr Pepper but it had left its acutely bad tasting coating in my mouth. Vigorously chewing some plain white bread and washing it down with more soda did a pretty good job clearing it from my mouth.

I'm a life long sushi eater and I'm hoping I not have to go thought an ass blasting parasitic die off experience, but WTF YEET. LOL.
 Quoting: F00lbarbTheArgn0rf 78256331


LOL, let us know if you start sharting a bunch of worms.
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
The grapefruit/lemon recipe is for the equivalent of hydroxicloriquine, or quercin, not ivermectin.
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
NOTHING will happen

We dose every month or so or any time symptoms of a cold or sore throat

NOTHING HAPPENS

Symptoms disappear though

It’s a nice nothing
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
Most recent technique

Squirt dose on end of a spoon

Sip of coffee in mouth - toss the dose in without squishing it - swallow like a bolus- whole floating on the coffee

No taste

No mouth feel

Gets it all
Down fast and efficiently
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No Halter? Didn't need the Twitch? Very good, did you get a sugar cube afterwards? maybe some lucern hay hf

https://imgur.com/Ys6aPRW

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so you took it even though you don't have covid


stupid cunt x 100000000000
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so you took it even though you don't have covid


stupid cunt x 100000000000
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It is also well known as a prophylactic. Now who's the cunt, cunt?
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Our family takes it every month, including dogs, have since I was a kid. We don’t get sick, no cancer, no heart worm for dogs. I just turned 65. No side effects, just good health. Do your own research.
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
So I secured some Ivermectin horse paste tubes for my family for JustInCase one of us gets exposed to covid a few weeks ago. Figured I might as well beta test it before ever actually end up having to use it.

Brand is Duravet, apple flavored (it's not), it's Ivermectin only.

Dosing on this brand is easy as the plunger is marked for body weight. Plunger has raised plastic nibs that equate to every 50lbs and it has printed dose marks every 250lbs. I'm 300lbs so it was one raised plastic nib past the 250lbs mark.

Locked the dose ring to the appropriate nib and squezed out the dose on to a slice of bread. Tried to make as small a bred "pill" that I could to avoid having to really chew it, but that this size does, chewing was required. LOL.

Think eating vaseline lightly infused with the essense of apple skin. Washed it down vigorously with some Diet Dr Pepper but it had left its acutely bad tasting coating in my mouth. Vigorously chewing some plain white bread and washing it down with more soda did a pretty good job clearing it from my mouth.

I'm a life long sushi eater and I'm hoping I not have to go thought an ass blasting parasitic die off experience, but WTF YEET. LOL.
 Quoting: F00lbarbTheArgn0rf 78256331

But imagine you acutally had the ass blasting experience? Youd know for sure you were ass blasting out some intestinal badies. No?

But I got some yoo for the exact same reasons. Im a family of one, I got some for any good people I may encounter. Imagine the barter potential in a dystopian future... hey, silver lining, right?
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
If sick with COVID, what is the dose and how often?
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Using veterinary meds for people is old hat out in Wyoming. I've dosed Ivermectin for years.

The only thing I notice is for 1 or 2 days after I dose, it does stink quite a bit more when I drop a deuce. I figure that's just the medicine eating the bad bugs and it's the bad-bug death rot that makes my p00p smell so choice during those days.
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
If sick with COVID, what is the dose and how often?
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Less than on package for horses... do your own research via google for God's sake... Jesus, its 2021 people. Stop asking stupid questions.
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I used Ivermectin liquid (cattle drench) on my arm, to work through the skin. I used it on a sick bird once and it worked fine, so I wasn't worried about it being too strong.

I'm still standing anyway, and I never caught any colds or anything during the winter.

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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
I used Ivermectin liquid (cattle drench) on my arm, to work through the skin. I used it on a sick bird once and it worked fine, so I wasn't worried about it being too strong.

I'm still standing anyway, and I never caught any colds or anything during the winter.
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But are you dead?
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Someone should make a superhero marvel movie. I can already see light blue as the color with a white I.
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
The grapefruit/lemon recipe is for the equivalent of hydroxicloriquine, or quercin, not ivermectin.
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Also correct. I'm going to give up posting.
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Re: Just dosed Ivermectin horse paste for the first time
Make your own Ivermectin...

- Take 3 organic Grapefruit and 3 organic lemons.

- Take the peel off.

- Simmer in a pot of water (glass lid) for 3 hours.

- Cool mixture then strain.

- Take 2 tablespoons twice a day.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78159827


What are you simmering, the fruit or the peel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80377917


Apologies, that wasn't clear. You simmer the fruit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78159827


For real? Why glass lid?
 Quoting: Xeven


I don't know the answer to that, it's just the recipe that was given. I presume that it's because liquid is condensing on the lid and falling back into water, metal may have some negative effect, but the recipe did not specify using a non metallic pot...so..?





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