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When you go Almond Butter...

 
Anonymous Coward
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When you go Almond Butter...
You never go back to Peanut or Hazelnut.
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02/15/2021 10:14 AM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
I cannot have it in my house. I will eat it by the spoonful until gone like 2-3 days. It’s crack in a jar. Just say no.
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02/15/2021 10:20 AM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
vegetable fat spread?
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02/15/2021 10:22 AM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
raw or roasted?
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02/15/2021 10:25 AM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
I cannot have it in my house. I will eat it by the spoonful until gone like 2-3 days. It’s crack in a jar. Just say no.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79113477


I have that issue with all nut butters.. so I grind my own in SMALL amounts which avoids the spoon and jar. I have a nutribullet. the only spoon and jar problem I have is with soy butter... because I haven't tried to make that stuff.

a biggy jar problem WAS sunbutter... and its $6+ a jar and I started buying roasted sunflower seeds and making that too in small amounts.

I need flax and so I often grind some flax into my nut butters...tastes good and flax reduces the cost.
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02/15/2021 10:30 AM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Removes both rectum and penis wrinkle
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02/15/2021 10:32 AM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Careful, I lost a loved one to a raging almond butter addiction!

Next thing, you’ll be buying Christmas fruit cake just for the white almond paste icing, and it’s really hard to pull out once you’re caught in that downward spiral..
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02/15/2021 10:34 AM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Peanut butter is the only way.

Almond butter tastes like chemicals.
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02/15/2021 10:37 AM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Careful, I lost a loved one to a raging almond butter addiction!

Next thing, you’ll be buying Christmas fruit cake just for the white almond paste icing, and it’s really hard to pull out once you’re caught in that downward spiral..
 Quoting: OpenHeartMonk


lmao
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Peanut butter is the only way.

Almond butter tastes like chemicals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73185612


Not the stuff from Aldis.

I'm going to buy a case of this afternoon.
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02/15/2021 10:48 AM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
thx for the tip OP, going to buy some next time I go to the store
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Raw Cashew Butter.

OMG I was making cashew ice creem. I soaked the cashews then processed them & it was so good I ate it all like taht.

Cashew ice creem is so fricken good though, you will never want real ice cream again.



Coconut manna is reslly super good too. That 1 I have to buy though.
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Peanut butter is the only way.

Almond butter tastes like chemicals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73185612


Not the stuff from Aldis.

I'm going to buy a case of this afternoon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76003915


LOL
Peeled or unpeeled?
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02/15/2021 12:03 PM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Nuts are filled with PUFA. Your metabolism will be beyond repair by the time you’re 50.
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Nuts are filled with PUFA. Your metabolism will be beyond repair by the time you’re 50.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73185612


heart disease too. alzeimers/parkinsons. sclerosis liver etc etc
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
popcorn
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
I buy the little packets so I don't eat too much and the unsalted and unsweetened.

Loooove almond butter toast with cucumber (or tomato) and sprinkle of sea salt!
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02/15/2021 12:17 PM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
You never go back to Peanut or Hazelnut.
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If you want to increase the delicious factor, after toasting the bread, spread some organic coconut oil on it, then your almond butter on top.
The combination is really tasty!
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02/15/2021 12:49 PM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Peanut butter is the only way.

Almond butter tastes like chemicals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73185612


peanut butter has become corrupted.. after enjoying it my whole life.. my guts developed a dislike and its been genetically modified.
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02/15/2021 12:50 PM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
You never go back to Peanut or Hazelnut.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76003915


If you want to increase the delicious factor, after toasting the bread, spread some organic coconut oil on it, then your almond butter on top.
The combination is really tasty!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44975315


so is organic raw coconut oil on your toast with jam instead of butter... and it takes less than butter if you are watching your calories some.
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02/15/2021 12:53 PM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Nuts are filled with PUFA. Your metabolism will be beyond repair by the time you’re 50.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73185612


heart disease too. alzeimers/parkinsons. sclerosis liver etc etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72517218


that's booze.. not PUfas.
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02/15/2021 01:07 PM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
I ate a 12 oz jar of it for dinner.

:jay:
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02/15/2021 01:08 PM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
I cannot have it in my house. I will eat it by the spoonful until gone like 2-3 days. It’s crack in a jar. Just say no.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79113477


Never used crack but Almond butter is habit forming.
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
I buy the little packets so I don't eat too much and the unsalted and unsweetened.

Loooove almond butter toast with cucumber (or tomato) and sprinkle of sea salt!
 Quoting: slavin777


I'd like a platter with each!

Probably good with avocado too!
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Nuts are filled with PUFA. Your metabolism will be beyond repair by the time you’re 50.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73185612


heart disease too. alzeimers/parkinsons. sclerosis liver etc etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72517218


that's booze.. not PUfas.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Polyunsaturated fats aren’t meant for human consumption. We’re warm blooded creatures and can only use saturated fats. Science shows that PUFAs interfere with thyroid function. Thyroid is tied to cholesterol. Eating nuts and seeds will give a heart attack, actually.

But first you’ll get fat and ugly.
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
vegetable fat spread?
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Vegetable pate´ is tasty.

So is Anchovy paste on sundried tomato and a olive... It's like a mini flavor antipasto.
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
i'm told that if you eat enough of it, it will activate your almonds.
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02/15/2021 01:23 PM
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Nuts are filled with PUFA. Your metabolism will be beyond repair by the time you’re 50.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73185612


heart disease too. alzeimers/parkinsons. sclerosis liver etc etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72517218


that's booze.. not PUfas.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Polyunsaturated fats aren’t meant for human consumption. We’re warm blooded creatures and can only use saturated fats. Science shows that PUFAs interfere with thyroid function. Thyroid is tied to cholesterol. Eating nuts and seeds will give a heart attack, actually.

But first you’ll get fat and ugly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73185612


I am not fat or ugly and I have eaten nuts all my life... its too MUCH omega 6's from frying foods in them and such than can be an issue for some people.
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
raw or roasted?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72517218


Aldi brand I get has roasted non-gmo certified almonds, palm oil and sea salt. 12oz. jar.
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
Peanut butter is the only way.

Almond butter tastes like chemicals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73185612


I can't eat PB anymore, I get an allergic / histamine reaction
runny nose, sneezing, sniffles etc. for the whole day after consuming any amount


I can eat all the other nuts and seeds
when bulk was available (before kung-flu) I would make my own nut blends
of the following:
walnuts
cashews
almonds
pecans
hazelnuts
Brazil nuts
sunflower seeds
pumpkin seeds

start with the walnuts in the blender / bullet
they have the most oil and will not clog
then add the rest to make a mixed nut butter

I blew up two blenders making the stuff over the years

Last Edited by Still-Here on 02/15/2021 03:44 PM
oh hai!
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Re: When you go Almond Butter...
i swear the first time i tried almond butter sandwiches for breakfast on the train,

i got off and walked to work and noticed squirrels following me... they smelled the tree nuts





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