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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4466048 United States 02/24/2021 04:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4466048 LMAO: February 24, 2021 2:14 PM Eastern Time Beginning around 11:15 a.m. ET, Federal Reserve Bank staff became aware of a disruption for all services. Our technical teams have determined that the cause is a Federal Reserve operational error. We will provide updates via service status as more information becomes available. We acknowledge that payment deadlines are impacted and will communicate remediation efforts to our customers when available. Thank you for your patience while we work to resolve the issue. February 24, 2021 2:36 PM Eastern Time We are in process of restarting the Fedwire Services and National Settlement Service and expect to resume normal processing this afternoon. We plan to extend the cutoff times for the Fedwire Securities Service and may also extend the cutoff times for the National Settlement Service and Fedwire Funds Service. We will provide additional updates about these extensions. It's just your money they're playing with: February 24, 2021 2:55 PM Eastern Time Processing of FedACH files has resumed and customers should receive acknowledgements for incoming files. Please note that the backlog of files may take time to clear and do not resend files. It's like a 51% Bitcoin double-spend hack: February 24, 2021 3:14 PM Eastern Time The Fedwire Funds Service, Fedwire Securities Service, and National Settlement Service have resumed processing and are operating normally. The Federal Reserve Banks have taken steps to help ensure the resilience of the Fedwire and NSS applications, including recovery to the point of failure. Nevertheless, it is critical that you reconcile the messages you believe you had sent or received through the services after waiting several minutes for the backlog of messages to finish processing before you submit additional messages to the Fedwire Funds Service and Fedwire Securities Service and additional settlement files to the National Settlement Service. For additional information about the reconciliation process for the Fedwire Services and the National Settlement Service please refer to the individual Business Continuity Guides available via www.frbservices.org. For the Fedwire Services, if your institution is a FedLine Direct customer and you resend messages that were not processed by one of the services, you are advised to resend the messages as Possible Duplicate Messages via the FedLine Direct Solution by using the Possible Duplicate Message (PDM) indicator and the same endpoint and input sequence number (i.e., IMAD) as the original message. If you need assistance with the reconciliation process, please contact your Wholesale Operations Site. We are extending the cutoff times for the Fedwire Securities Service. If you need to request an extension to the Fedwire Services or National Settlement Service please call 1-866-895-5985. What balances?? February 24, 2021 3:29 PM Eastern Time Due to ongoing technical issues, balances in AMI are incomplete. We are working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80084476 United States 02/24/2021 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No problem here, got my tax return and stimulus both coming on paper check. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76538212 Never liked the idea of letting big brother have my banking information.. Only $30.00 in the bank now anyways. Take it out and invest it in precious metals. I think you can buy a pre-1964 quarter with that. |
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Dollar Bill Wick
User ID: 76013001 02/24/2021 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not exactly. You'll be half as poor but with twice as much debt and taxed at a higher rate, approximately half of what you made during the peak Trump years, up to two times the tax rate at half your current life. Twice the taxes mean twice the fun and half the cares and woes. Double taxes means you'd be richer than poor kids, and up to white kids tax rates. Freelance Superhero with only a minor personality disorder. All my other personalities are just fine, thanks. Ignore him, no we aren't. Question: "What is the most important thing in your life?" Answer: "NOT BEING STUPID" - Jordan Peterson |
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User ID: 77354670 United States 02/24/2021 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They're just a'throwin' that sketti on da wall, hoping something sticks, aren't they? Ok, back to da show..; "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." -Clive James Miss Trump yet? LET IT RAIN. |
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Dollar Bill Wick
User ID: 76013001 02/24/2021 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No problem here, got my tax return and stimulus both coming on paper check. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76538212 Never liked the idea of letting big brother have my banking information.. Only $30.00 in the bank now anyways. $30 will get you a bad Saturday Night Special and enough ammo to hold up a bank. Just remember to wear TWO masks. Last Edited by Dollar Bill on 02/24/2021 04:48 PM Freelance Superhero with only a minor personality disorder. All my other personalities are just fine, thanks. Ignore him, no we aren't. Question: "What is the most important thing in your life?" Answer: "NOT BEING STUPID" - Jordan Peterson |
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(OP) User ID: 57553864 United States 02/24/2021 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not exactly. You'll be half as poor but with twice as much debt and taxed at a higher rate, approximately half of what you made during the peak Trump years, up to two times the tax rate at half your current life. Twice the taxes mean twice the fun and half the cares and woes. Double taxes means you'd be richer than poor kids, and up to white kids tax rates. But if you look around you might find a bank that will re hypothicate your funds for you... PLATA BITCHEZZZZZZ UPGRADE UNAVAILABLE The Rolling Stones said it best... "What's confusing you is the nature of my game" |
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User ID: 77354670 United States 02/24/2021 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not exactly. You'll be half as poor but with twice as much debt and taxed at a higher rate, approximately half of what you made during the peak Trump years, up to two times the tax rate at half your current life. Twice the taxes mean twice the fun and half the cares and woes. Double taxes means you'd be richer than poor kids, and up to white kids tax rates. LOL! Fun times. Last Edited by ShiningLightIntoDarkPlaces on 02/24/2021 04:52 PM "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." -Clive James Miss Trump yet? LET IT RAIN. |
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(OP) User ID: 57553864 United States 02/24/2021 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Figures... the IRS debuted my accounts on Monday for $125,000 claiming that I missed filing taxes fir three separate years... I received no certified letter, nor did my tax attorney who is required to get certified letters of any IRS action (been through hell and back with them before)... We sent them the proof that we did file and pay all taxes owed... crickets... just waiting to get my money back from the cocksuckers... again... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79715289 PLATA BITCHEZZZZZZ UPGRADE UNAVAILABLE The Rolling Stones said it best... "What's confusing you is the nature of my game" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79557597 United States 02/24/2021 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just my luck get a direct deposit tax return......and poof its gone! Woe is you I never trusted a bank with my money in my life. Banks won't open an account with just change. They opened one for me. All I gave em was my bus pass, that’s all I had. |
Don Draper from Nantucket
(OP) User ID: 57553864 United States 02/24/2021 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Account services still down... [link to www.frbservices.org (secure)] PLATA BITCHEZZZZZZ UPGRADE UNAVAILABLE The Rolling Stones said it best... "What's confusing you is the nature of my game" |
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User ID: 80083343 United States 02/24/2021 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Figures... the IRS debuted my accounts on Monday for $125,000 claiming that I missed filing taxes fir three separate years... I received no certified letter, nor did my tax attorney who is required to get certified letters of any IRS action (been through hell and back with them before)... We sent them the proof that we did file and pay all taxes owed... crickets... just waiting to get my money back from the cocksuckers... again... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79715289 Hard to believe you hang out on GLP and would leave that much money laying around in a bank account. Especially if, as you claim, you had previous run ins with the Infernal Rogue Scammers before. Glutton for punsishment? Augmented by Grace |
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Dollar Bill Wick
User ID: 76013001 02/24/2021 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket just my luck get a direct deposit tax return......and poof its gone! Woe is you I never trusted a bank with my money in my life. Banks won't open an account with just change. They opened one for me. All I gave em was my bus pass, that’s all I had. Your bank is fucking with you. Your balance statement says "1 used bus pass" in crayon. Freelance Superhero with only a minor personality disorder. All my other personalities are just fine, thanks. Ignore him, no we aren't. Question: "What is the most important thing in your life?" Answer: "NOT BEING STUPID" - Jordan Peterson |