"For all intensive purposes" and other annoying malapropisms

You're kidding, right? Most of this shit is from the Pacific Northwest. Well, actually, the Specific Northwest.

Unrelated but also immensely annoying...
Douche nozzles that say 'methinks' in any context.

Lot of those here.



:blasting:

That's ok as long as they spell it correctly.

It took months of training on GLP for me to get them to quit saying "me thinks."



Motherfucking IDIOTS it's NOT "me thinks."



God, I hate that.

If you're going to say it, it's "methinks."

Meth is bad for the digestive system.

"Methinks" gets a pass simply by force of hundreds of years of usage including by Shakespeare.

But unless it has that much history behind it, no.

it's Commander in Chief, not commander and chief

that one really irked me

Unrelated but also immensely annoying...
Douche nozzles that say 'methinks' in any context.

Lot of those here.

Intensive purposes? Hahahahaha! Dude, go back to the drawing board.

You see, the appropriate phrase is 'for all intents and purposes.' I surmise that dumb people try to appear educated, and only undermine their big word nolledge through the use of a malapropism. These are the same cats that blurt fucked up shit like "irregardless" and "supposably." When you call them on it, they will insist that "it's a word; it's in the dictionary." Yeah, whatever. Idiot.

These idiots may tell you about their 'Sig Sawyer' firearm. I ask them: what do you call that German fermented cabbage that goes on a Reuben Sandwich? No one has ever called it Sawyer Kraut, so how is the firearm called Sawyer? SAUER in both cases. Smith and Weston? Who the fuck is Weston? There is NO paint manufacturer called Sherman Williams, and even if there were, he sure as fuck did not manufacture MASONARY paint. It's masonry, goddamnit.

Just remember Yogi Berra's sage advice: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Lol, an intensive purpose. Sounds a bit maniacal.

your right their wrong

I just now got to work...not I just BARELY got to work.

Arrrgh!

I dont mean to change the subject, but....
(I am clearly changing the subject)