"For all intensive purposes" and other annoying malapropisms

You see, the appropriate phrase is 'for all intents and purposes.' I surmise that dumb people try to appear educated, and only undermine their big word nolledge through the use of a malapropism. These are the same cats that blurt fucked up shit like "irregardless" and "supposably." When you call them on it, they will insist that "it's a word; it's in the dictionary." Yeah, whatever. Idiot.

These idiots may tell you about their 'Sig Sawyer' firearm. I ask them: what do you call that German fermented cabbage that goes on a Reuben Sandwich? No one has ever called it Sawyer Kraut, so how is the firearm called Sawyer? SAUER in both cases. Smith and Weston? Who the fuck is Weston? There is NO paint manufacturer called Sherman Williams, and even if there were, he sure as fuck did not manufacture MASONARY paint. It's masonry, goddamnit.

Just remember Yogi Berra's sage advice: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Not to be mean but, for the future, It's FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES.

Lately I've been annoyed by the claims of Texas succeeding from the Union. Succession is just not a great idea. However, if they did succeed, I would consider moving there.

I also see far too much of marshall law, although that may be someone's GLP version of martial law in the same way we use brian, it's a tarp, and moran. Don't axe me why....

Not to be mean, but YOU NEED TO READ THE ACTUAL POST AND NOT JUST THE HEADLINE.