The funniest Amazon review ever!

i just read the whole thing

very funny thanks for posting

I am literally crying, that shit was funny. Well worth the read!

A barbed wired wedgie?!

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Three Wolf Shirt review

We know you are of limited brain capacity and you have trouble reading Karen, so how about you take your narcissistic ass somewhere else?

when did scrotum shaving become such a public talking point? All these "manscaping" products, and their Amazon reviews.

Yesssss, now those are amazing!

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I've seen it and yep, it is hilarious!

I wonder if they sent him a free gift card for the review .

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Epic reviews

Yes, the Haribo Diarrhea bears review is a classic.

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Even the questions/answers are awesome

Oh dear!

Hahaha.. the gay snowman bit was hilarious!

Omg I haven’t laughed that hard in ages. I’m going to re think my reviews hehe
That was epic. Spouse not amused.....

Thank you

My wife is still waiting for me to stop laughing and tell her what I am laughing so hard at.

Thanks for that, I haven't had a decent laugh like that in some time.

Why wouldn't he just hop in the shower or tub?

71 IQ?

fuck i cant laugh anymore

Good shit.

This will always be my favorite.




The Vibrator So Good One Amazon Reviewer Nearly Passed Out



In April of 2019 an anonymous review of a friendly-looking bright purple vibrator was posted on Amazon. At under $50, the Tracy's Dog Clitoral Sucking Vibrator was a bargain with some big claims: "revolutionary" suction technology, multiple vibration patterns to please the most sensitive nerve endings, a "slightly phallic tip." Still, reviewer Express7976 wasn't prepared. "Having read everyone's reviews, I had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, I wasn't exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre," she wrote. "A few friends of mine bought it recently, and told me of its power. I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens."

Two days after she placed the order, the little purple vibrator arrived. "Opening the very discreet box, instructions say 2.5-hour charge time. Not too bad, I plug this li'l bad boy in. While the kids are at school waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some erotica my friend and fellow queenie recommended because I don't have time to screw around waiting to get into 'the mood,'" the reviewer wrote. "I have to get the kids in a few hours and I need to be ready to go when this thing is done charging. Tik tok b!tch, tik tok. Welcome to motherhood."

Anticipation building, she checked the little pink charging light every 10 minutes "like a crackhead waiting for his dealer" to see whether the best vibrator on Amazon really lived up to its reputation. "After only and hour and a half [of charging], solid pink light. Game on."

Here's what happened next:



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Truely hilarious