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What happens when MONKEYS are introduced to MONEY? Prostitution. Gambling. Theft!

 
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I'll never forget learning about this one. It was posted on GLP in 2012, but I'm sure it's still going to be new info to some.

In one article I read about this, it was said that when the scientists decided it was time to remove the money from the monkeys, they wouldn't give it up. They became addicted to money.





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That made me laugh.
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That made me laugh.
 Quoting: Housedad


It is funny. It's also telling!

The trippy thing about money to me is that people believe it is a fundamental necessity of life.

What would we do without money? How would we survive?

As if it's a part of Nature..

it doesn't exist in Nature, in case you haven't noticed.

I've thought a lot about gift economies, time share notes, and barter systems.

Fiat is one of the primary mechanisms of control in this dualistic aritifical synthetic mutant mortal false light matrix.

it is how our energy is harvested, and I wish more people realized this.
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Mammon is a spirit and its evil
"Fiery the Angels rose, & as they rose deep thunder roll'd
Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc" - William Blake, America a Prophecy
(...also misquoted in Blade Runner by Roy Batty)

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Mammon is a spirit and its evil
 Quoting: Nexus-9


100% evil

You know

Many people say

"Money is energy"

It's a form of energy

It's all good

We use it, we need it

What's wrong with the FED? Nothing.. Chill out bro, lay off those conspiracy theoriez..

Lol

100% evil.

It's so effective as an evil

Many people, as I said, think it's a part of Nature

People think we require it to survive

Indeed, people have ''bought'' into it

But just as people have bought in, they can buy out

The problem is, we're so disconnected from Nature

We're almost hopeless, as sad as it is to say that
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That made me laugh.
 Quoting: Housedad


It is funny. It's also telling!

The trippy thing about money to me is that people believe it is a fundamental necessity of life.

What would we do without money? How would we survive?

As if it's a part of Nature..

it doesn't exist in Nature, in case you haven't noticed.

I've thought a lot about gift economies, time share notes, and barter systems.

Fiat is one of the primary mechanisms of control in this dualistic aritifical synthetic mutant mortal false light matrix.

it is how our energy is harvested, and I wish more people realized this.
 Quoting: LivingLight


A portable medium of exchange is not inherently evil. It is the manipulation and usery and debt based nature of ours that makes it bad.

Bitcoin is a better system.
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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That made me laugh.
 Quoting: Housedad


It is funny. It's also telling!

The trippy thing about money to me is that people believe it is a fundamental necessity of life.

What would we do without money? How would we survive?

As if it's a part of Nature..

it doesn't exist in Nature, in case you haven't noticed.

I've thought a lot about gift economies, time share notes, and barter systems.

Fiat is one of the primary mechanisms of control in this dualistic aritifical synthetic mutant mortal false light matrix.

it is how our energy is harvested, and I wish more people realized this.
 Quoting: LivingLight


Currency has existed for thousands of years. In nature.

It is widely believed that salt was the first currency. The latin Sal for salt is where were get the word salary.
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That made me laugh.
 Quoting: Housedad


It is funny. It's also telling!

The trippy thing about money to me is that people believe it is a fundamental necessity of life.

What would we do without money? How would we survive?

As if it's a part of Nature..

it doesn't exist in Nature, in case you haven't noticed.

I've thought a lot about gift economies, time share notes, and barter systems.

Fiat is one of the primary mechanisms of control in this dualistic aritifical synthetic mutant mortal false light matrix.

it is how our energy is harvested, and I wish more people realized this.
 Quoting: LivingLight


Currency has existed for thousands of years. In nature.

It is widely believed that salt was the first currency. The latin Sal for salt is where were get the word salary.
 Quoting: tratak


Oh wait, you were talking about fiat
My bad.
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That made me laugh.
 Quoting: Housedad


It is funny. It's also telling!

The trippy thing about money to me is that people believe it is a fundamental necessity of life.

What would we do without money? How would we survive?

As if it's a part of Nature..

it doesn't exist in Nature, in case you haven't noticed.

I've thought a lot about gift economies, time share notes, and barter systems.

Fiat is one of the primary mechanisms of control in this dualistic aritifical synthetic mutant mortal false light matrix.

it is how our energy is harvested, and I wish more people realized this.
 Quoting: LivingLight


Currency has existed for thousands of years. In nature.

It is widely believed that salt was the first currency. The latin Sal for salt is where were get the word salary.
 Quoting: tratak


In mankind. Not Nature though I am not suggesting mankind if not a part of Nature.
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That made me laugh.
 Quoting: Housedad


It is funny. It's also telling!

The trippy thing about money to me is that people believe it is a fundamental necessity of life.

What would we do without money? How would we survive?

As if it's a part of Nature..

it doesn't exist in Nature, in case you haven't noticed.

I've thought a lot about gift economies, time share notes, and barter systems.

Fiat is one of the primary mechanisms of control in this dualistic aritifical synthetic mutant mortal false light matrix.

it is how our energy is harvested, and I wish more people realized this.
 Quoting: LivingLight


Currency has existed for thousands of years. In nature.

It is widely believed that salt was the first currency. The latin Sal for salt is where were get the word salary.
 Quoting: tratak


Oh wait, you were talking about fiat
My bad.
 Quoting: tratak


Yeah.

Salt is a resource. Much different than fiat.
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Lol...

“Once the monkeys discover what money is, their entire society descends into chaos.”

More true words have yet to be spoken.
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This just in: A survivor of the experiment was recently busted robbing an ATM!

Monkey caught on video ‘robbing’ bank ATM

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Lol...

“Once the monkeys discover what money is, their entire society descends into chaos.”

More true words have yet to be spoken.
 Quoting: REaliZe


Wow. Great quote.
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Clown and Monkey Rob Bank

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Alfred the Monkey

"One of the more memorable primates from Monkey News, Alfred was a monkey who, according to Karl, intervened in a bank robbery and stole the crook's loot and gun. He then proceeded to back out of the bank with the weapon and the money. Afterwards, Alfred used the cash to negotiate the release of his fellow monkeys from the local zoo. No proof of the story has ever been found. It was emailed to Karl by a number of listeners, and it's possible they were all in cahoots. For quite some time Ricky used this as the benchmark against which other Monkey News stories were measured as he felt it was the most absurd."

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That made me laugh.
 Quoting: Housedad


It is funny. It's also telling!

The trippy thing about money to me is that people believe it is a fundamental necessity of life.

What would we do without money? How would we survive?

As if it's a part of Nature..

it doesn't exist in Nature, in case you haven't noticed.

I've thought a lot about gift economies, time share notes, and barter systems.

Fiat is one of the primary mechanisms of control in this dualistic aritifical synthetic mutant mortal false light matrix.

it is how our energy is harvested, and I wish more people realized this.
 Quoting: LivingLight


Well...what i would say is this - give every human access to food and drink and take it from there. because its 2021. i just gave you waht you need to survive, the rest is up to you.

your asking me if i ran the planet.
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ypur problem is taht you learn from animals. thats not my problem.
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ypur problem is taht you learn from animals. thats not my problem.
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What problem?
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That made me laugh.
 Quoting: Housedad


It is funny. It's also telling!

The trippy thing about money to me is that people believe it is a fundamental necessity of life.

What would we do without money? How would we survive?

As if it's a part of Nature..

it doesn't exist in Nature, in case you haven't noticed.

I've thought a lot about gift economies, time share notes, and barter systems.

Fiat is one of the primary mechanisms of control in this dualistic aritifical synthetic mutant mortal false light matrix.

it is how our energy is harvested, and I wish more people realized this.
 Quoting: LivingLight


Well...what i would say is this - give every human access to food and drink and take it from there. because its 2021. i just gave you waht you need to survive, the rest is up to you.

your asking me if i ran the planet.
 Quoting: Absolution47


Does the Sun ever ask us for a fine,
Where if gone unpaid it doesn't upon us shine?

No... Because that's not how Nature works.

This synthetic false-light mortal samsaric mutant control-based genetically modified matrix is the problem.
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to be fair though...we can say the same for nearly everyone throughout history. probalby learned instincts from a gorilla, a lion, the tiger...grrrr....loook at me.

I just dont think as a civilization we realize this. i cannot change that.

Its like you take a little baby...right? A todler swaddled in their diaper, put it in a room, do you put a snake in the room? do you put a tiger in the room?

because i wouldnt, would you? maybe you would, idk.
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ypur problem is taht you learn from animals. thats not my problem.
 Quoting: Absolution47


What problem?
 Quoting: LivingLight


maybe the last post will help. but what are you gonna do with a monkey?

i am not a lion, dont care about a lion. but to re-iterate did i put a little baby in a world full of 2 inch long fanged beasts? i didnt, would you? somebody did. wasnt me.
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oh yes, they turn gangsta with a gun, give them money and maybe a car too.
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So what? This goes on in any American inner city on a daily basis.
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This has nothing to do with money, but caged monkey souls just wanting to eat.


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In the experiment, correct me if I am wrong but the monkeys all killed each other when the controllers took the money away.
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I'm not surprised. Human nature is similar to monkeys. Social insects though - they're entirely different, more institutionalized, hive minded - similar to advanced civilizations (social/economic/governing organization - caste systems, colonization) - similar to those who govern the world:



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It's not money, it's the species.

Animals from the African continent are not monogamous.
Whereas animals from the Americas are monogamous.

The stimulus isn't the reward system, but rather innate tendency toward prostitution, gambling, and theft through brain patterns.

The patterns of behavior is passed down from DNA and engrained at birth.

There are no apes that originate on the North American continent, why?

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This has nothing to do with money, but caged monkey souls just wanting to eat.

Survival.
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Correct. Humans think that "scientific" study is based on their own theories without taking into account the conditions.

Theory, scientific study, conclusion = bias.





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