I'm eating out of my trash can tonight.....tell me why

you got 2 hours from this moment, and I'll disclose the answer.

unless someone guesses the answer before that

Bump, no clue

Because your ordered filthy take out food, in the same way you forgot to take out the trash.

aluminum foil
15 inch wooden stake
1 (12 pound) whole turkey, neck and giblets removed
new 15 gallon metal garbage can with lid

You must be the Muppet known as Auscar.
Is the trash tasty this evening?

Last Edited by CUB4DK on 04/30/2021 10:48 PM

check the entenmann's bakery dumpster

Cause you’re a Costanza?

cool trash can cooker, but no prize yet

You lost a bet?

A long history of bad decisions.

You're Oscar . I'm the Cookie Monster & we ain't got time for your games on Sesame Street.

Maybe you got the wrong fowl, or it is another chunk of beast?

You threw out the wrong fridge item and decided to brush it off and try it again. Easy mistake to make.

Garbage can root cellar

"a long history of bad decisions" gets 2nd Prize, waiting for the bullseye. Some poorly-informed decisions have me staying at a monthly place in Arizona. I think I'm trying the patience of the crowd here, so here goes my reputation in a lot less than 2 hours --- the refrigerators which they provide here have a tendency to mount up with ice in the freezer, which continues building until it's impossible to close the fridge door. So I drove over to the local convenience store and bought bagged ice and poured it over all my food that had been in the fridge but now is placed in the trash can covered with ice. So.....my fridge is now outside in the heat where the ice is melting with the door left open on the thing, while I am eating out of the trash can where my food is covered in ice. It's a letdsown or a sign of respect for the GLPrs here, secret disclosed. We got a dumpster at this complex and there really are wandering people around this town who.....yup, and there's no ice in the dumpster.

ANSWER: THE HOT NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR IS WASTED AND HER JUNK HAS BEEN TOSSED AND IS ALL TRASHED?

FUCKING "A" HOMES, I WOULD EAT THAT TRASH TOO

definitely some wasted neighbours here, but not a one of them is Hot. That's why one of the few pleasures at this place is good grub.

You're bad at budgeting?

Cool initiation man. New one for me.

because your flag is upside down, I dont know which country you are.

U can’t fix stupid

one day I'm going to fix stupid and become rich.

You movin' tomorrow and all the non-trash food is packed already.

whoo hoo, the monthly rent is due Sunday and.....(got a girl in Texas who wants me to move there)

Because you're a broke nasty mother fucker who can't hunt?

ouch that one hurt, but I bought a couple lottery tickets with the ice so we'll see what happens tomorrow night. I'm rich or outta here Sunday. Texas girls is half my age (actually less) but we get along just fine, she used to live here. Can't lose on this one.

You didn't get freebies, now, you get different freebies.

She cheat on u...just wait