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Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75)

 
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Good for her. I envy her husband. hehe
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Thank you.

Her plastic surgeon is worth every penny!
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Yes, just what every man wants!

A plastic, fake, attention whore!

It's on every man's wish list for Christmas!


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Women that act and think like this wonder why some men look at them as a pump-and-dump. Gee, I wonder why?
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I like to dress up like a playboy bunny for my wife. She thinks I'm cute in fishnets and high heel shoes.
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You can log in, NDFarm.

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Global PIN requested!!!!
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I pinned it. My birthday is in 10 days, I am sending this to my wife.
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She's a left-wing commie rat bastard whore
and always has been.
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She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy.

To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo.
 Quoting: StellaBlue


She's gross.

The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over.

She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad.
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She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy.

To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo.
 Quoting: StellaBlue


She's gross.

The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over.

She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


They should have called her "boob Parton." 98% of her whole makeup consists of fat boob cells.

Her nipple could squeak and men would say she was so talented.

Dolly is a short walking set of boobies.
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She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy.

To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo.
 Quoting: StellaBlue


Hell, her husband has a completely different woman now, literally. She got so much plastic in her, she looks like a melted wax figure of Dolly Parton! Gross, man. In 1978 though, she was HOT.
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Dang check out those DDDeepfakes

Cmon people.
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She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy.

To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo.
 Quoting: StellaBlue


She's gross.

The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over.

She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


They should have called her "boob Parton." 98% of her whole makeup consists of fat boob cells.

Her nipple could squeak and men would say she was so talented.

Dolly is a short walking set of boobies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


I bet that when she's not wearing a bra, she uses her boobies as legs.

They are certainly bigger, and longer than her legs.
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She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy.

To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo.
 Quoting: StellaBlue


She's gross.

The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over.

She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322

She's still a great songwriter, and singer, with a literal shit ton of records sold to prove it!
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She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy.

To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo.
 Quoting: StellaBlue


She's gross.

The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over.

She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


They should have called her "boob Parton." 98% of her whole makeup consists of fat boob cells.

Her nipple could squeak and men would say she was so talented.

Dolly is a short walking set of boobies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


I bet that when she's not wearing a bra, she uses her boobies as legs.

They are certainly bigger, and longer than her legs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


She could paint her boobs and wrap them around her entire body. That's where the song "coat of many colors" comes from.

Her sisters are even uglier than her. They look like the were birthed by a pig from their old, hillbilly farm.

I bet they were.
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She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy.

To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo.
 Quoting: StellaBlue


She's gross.

The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over.

She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322

She's still a great songwriter, and singer, with a literal shit ton of records sold to prove it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 940892


She was never talented. The only talent most saw were her boobs brushing up against the microphone.

She sings like a hamster who was scientifically modified to be 98% boobies and 2% hamster.
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Global PIN requested!!!!
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I pinned it. My birthday is in 10 days, I am sending this to my wife.
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Rock - On! Give her all the love she desires on your B-Day! Go Hard!
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Did she call herself a 'butterball' in her old pic?

wtf
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She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body.

It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin.
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She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy.

To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo.
 Quoting: StellaBlue


Yeah at 75 that has to be the gold standard.

Elizabeth Hurley should hope for the same, we know she aims there. She’s got time to go no doubt.

Who else, Christie Brinkley?
Way to go but they can get there, maybe?

I can’t include Madonna because, well because.

I’m missing people I’m sure.

Who else is at that age looking that good?
Cher? No.

Raquel Welch or Margaret Avery?
Maybe.

Angela Bassett? I do think so.

They have a ways to go still.

Is there a hard wall at 80?

I can’t think of an 80-plus looker.
Sophia Loren maybe?
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Did she call herself a 'butterball' in her old pic?

wtf
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She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body.

It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face.

She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing.

The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion.
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Did she call herself a 'butterball' in her old pic?

wtf
 Quoting: EllenRipley


She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body.

It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face.

She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing.

The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


If she brushed her bangs aside, I bet she has a nipple in the middle of her forehead.
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Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75)
Now show the video of her taking the fake jab publicly in an effort to convince the masses to do that same.

This whore will burn.

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Even internet trolls should abide by some Geneva Convention type standards and one is don't shit talk Dolly or Mister Rogers.
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It appears and rumor has it, "Dolly" was probably born male.

https://imgur.com/a/ktucdup
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Did she call herself a 'butterball' in her old pic?

wtf
 Quoting: EllenRipley


She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body.

It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face.

She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing.

The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


If she brushed her bangs aside, I bet she has a nipple in the middle of her forehead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


You seem just a wee bit obsessed. Let D do her thing. Who gives a rats ass.
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She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body.

It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face.

She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing.

The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


If she brushed her bangs aside, I bet she has a nipple in the middle of her forehead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


You seem just a wee bit obsessed. Let D do her thing. Who gives a rats ass.
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In all fairness, a rat’s ass would look better in the middle of her forehead than a nipple.
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Thank you.

Her plastic surgeon is worth every penny!
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I don't know. I didn't realize she had fake boobs and those look hard as rock. That looks soooo uncomfortable.

Crikey.
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In my opinion I always thought her teats were excessively large, more like utters than breasts. Not a turn on to a mentally and especially psycho-sexually normal adult male. No more than ten percent of a woman's body weight should be teats. That's just too much teat.
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She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face.

She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing.

The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


If she brushed her bangs aside, I bet she has a nipple in the middle of her forehead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


You seem just a wee bit obsessed. Let D do her thing. Who gives a rats ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74750025


In all fairness, a rat’s ass would look better in the middle of her forehead than a nipple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70707278


Dolly has given away more books to children than sperm you've wasted fappin to animal porn.
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Should cut her some slack. Porter Waggoner supposedly tried to kill her and then the mafia, she didn't want to work in sinful Vegas.
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For an old lady her arms are very thin.

Most women her age have bat wing arms.
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that eye make up looks like shit
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It appears and rumor has it, "Dolly" was probably born male.

https://imgur.com/a/ktucdup

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Thats a female. The watch gives it away. Looks like a boy.
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I bet you could double knot those boobs by now.





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