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TerraFirma's Esoterrorist
User ID: 80850448 United States 10/12/2021 04:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We have been invaded. They are easy to identify. They wear masks. When driving in their cars, alone. They wear face shields. They have clear plastic gloves when in public Quoting: Bodiless Welcome them from their foreign west coast lands. Remind them they live in Texas now. Enjoy the no state tax. Enjoy the wide open spaces and great climate. Venture into the mega cities at your own risk, we love excitement Teach ‘em: Be neighborly, not nosey. Leave your Progressiveism at the border Texans could shoot the invaders in the head at night, to cull the herds, like they do the invasive feral swine. But their face shields are military issue level 8 bulletproof. California contacted with the Department of Defense, just before the Election steal to outfit these InfilthTraitors with this top secret, Texas Ranger tough PPE. The InfilthTraitor face shields are made out of a just patented, transparent GraphFiend nanoplastic the DOD calls, Texan-Lexan™. Texan-Lexan™ InfilthTraitor face shields have been range tested up to 7.62 Rifle Lead Core Full Metal Copper Jacket, Military Ball (.308 cal) Now the DOD is conducting Phase III Liberal Trigger trials in Texas. Texans, your Federal Government requests your assistance. Fire at will... Last Edited by TerraFirma's Esoterrorist on 10/12/2021 04:28 AM "Keep a weather eye to the chart on high and go home another way" –James Taylor Never Die Young |
J-lee
User ID: 80601730 United States 10/12/2021 04:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We have been invaded. They are easy to identify. They wear masks. When driving in their cars, alone. They wear face shields. They have clear plastic gloves when in public Quoting: Bodiless Welcome them from their foreign west coast lands. Remind them they live in Texas now. Enjoy the no state tax. Enjoy the wide open spaces and great climate. Venture into the mega cities at your own risk, we love excitement Teach ‘em: Be neighborly, not nosey. Leave your Progressiveism at the border Condensed: Assimilate, become a Texan, or stay the fuck out. Thanks. I have no patience for gimpass leftist invaders and their doctrines. And to everyone from NY, NJ, MA wherever else up North: stay the fuck out of Florida unless you assimilate to our ways. We are getting infested with these disgusting leftist liberal hippies and they drive like shit to boot! Anyone that grew up in NH (bless our hearts because we were conservative) remembers when the shitbirds from MA invaded our state in/around the late 80’s/early 90’s. |
Tex the Neanderthal
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Adam Henry
User ID: 78350926 United States 10/12/2021 06:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, I’m just sayin. Assimilate, don’t try to replicate your former mess here Quoting: Bodiless Please Do you have any idea how sick and tired everyone is hearing this crap? "Leave your California ways behind" was sort of a cool thing to say, during the Clinton years, but now you just sound retarded. There are a lot of decent, God-fearing, useful people, some with a lot of skills, who hesitate to plan a move because of this kind of droning, idiotic admonishment. Just saying, because it needs to be said. Yeah, you stay where ya are friend, and good luck to ya! You sound like who I’m talking about Sayin that for a friend, sounds like ya need some—everyone is leaving the WC I'll move anywhere I want, Tex. Well, leave your gun control, your taxes, and over regulations in California. I get sick of libs from Oregon and California showing up here bitching about people shooting, or riding OHVs, or farmers end pivots hitting the road, or cattle dogs not on leashes, or cows on the road. You city idiots need to learn the local culture and adjust to our way of life and adapt. If you cannot adapt then GTFO, because we are sick of your moaning and bitching. You’re not from here and you don’t get to bring your fucked up culture here. Adam Henry |
HeavyHitter
User ID: 80116109 United States 10/12/2021 07:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A partial list of my favorite places in Tejas: Quoting: HeavyHitter Kermit Notrees Tomball Nacogdoches Lockhart Fredericksburg Bandera Gun Barrel City Love Fredericksburg but Kermit? Many moons ago I was a starving college student. I hung my hat in Kermit for a few summers and Christmas breaks. Tacked my 3 X 5 “Floor Hand Needs Work” card on the cork board at the Town ‘n Country, then waited for a Driller to come knocking. A chain hand could pocket some serious cash to use for the coming semester at school. Yeah, Kermit is not for most folks, but I have some fond memories of it. |
CaylinSoo
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Adam Henry
User ID: 78350926 United States 10/12/2021 07:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is it liberals always turn out to be perverts? Why do cross-dressing, mentally ill men think they will fit in in a rural community? When you see a import car with kayaks and mountain bikes, you know it’s another crazy lib. Eject them from amongst your community immediately. They will molest your children or worse! Last Edited by Adam Henry on 10/12/2021 07:22 AM Adam Henry |
Nickel sized hail
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HeavyHitter
User ID: 80116109 United States 10/12/2021 07:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was one liberal who moved into a small ranching community of about 200 near here. He turned out to be a pervert weenie wagger and he was flashing women and children. He didn’t last long. Quoting: Adam Henry Why is it liberals always turn out to be perverts? Why do cross-dressing, mentally ill men think they will fit in in a rural community? When you see a import car with kayaks and mountain bikes, you know it’s another crazy lib. Eject them from amongst your community immediately. They will molest your children or worse! I say let them kayak. Gators and water moccasins will give them a nice warm welcome. |
Adam Henry
User ID: 78350926 United States 10/12/2021 07:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was one liberal who moved into a small ranching community of about 200 near here. He turned out to be a pervert weenie wagger and he was flashing women and children. He didn’t last long. Quoting: Adam Henry Why is it liberals always turn out to be perverts? Why do cross-dressing, mentally ill men think they will fit in in a rural community? When you see a import car with kayaks and mountain bikes, you know it’s another crazy lib. Eject them from amongst your community immediately. They will molest your children or worse! I say let them kayak. Gators and water moccasins will give them a nice warm welcome. I’m in Idaho. We have the same issues you folks in Texas are having with these cockroaches. Maybe we need to import some gators every summer. Last Edited by Adam Henry on 10/12/2021 07:29 AM Adam Henry |
tmcgyver
User ID: 78934206 United States 10/12/2021 07:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: tmcgyver Do you have any idea how sick and tired everyone is hearing this crap? "Leave your California ways behind" was sort of a cool thing to say, during the Clinton years, but now you just sound retarded. There are a lot of decent, God-fearing, useful people, some with a lot of skills, who hesitate to plan a move because of this kind of droning, idiotic admonishment. Just saying, because it needs to be said. Yeah, you stay where ya are friend, and good luck to ya! You sound like who I’m talking about Sayin that for a friend, sounds like ya need some—everyone is leaving the WC I'll move anywhere I want, Tex. Well, leave your gun control, your taxes, and over regulations in California. I get sick of libs from Oregon and California showing up here bitching about people shooting, or riding OHVs, or farmers end pivots hitting the road, or cattle dogs not on leashes, or cows on the road. You city idiots need to learn the local culture and adjust to our way of life and adapt. If you cannot adapt then GTFO, because we are sick of your moaning and bitching. You’re not from here and you don’t get to bring your fucked up culture here. Hey doofus, did you even read the thread? We both know you didn't. Other than your abject stupidity, our ideals generally align. - - |
Texas Ranger
User ID: 74901778 United States 10/12/2021 08:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: tmcgyver Do you have any idea how sick and tired everyone is hearing this crap? "Leave your California ways behind" was sort of a cool thing to say, during the Clinton years, but now you just sound retarded. There are a lot of decent, God-fearing, useful people, some with a lot of skills, who hesitate to plan a move because of this kind of droning, idiotic admonishment. Just saying, because it needs to be said. Yeah, you stay where ya are friend, and good luck to ya! You sound like who I’m talking about Sayin that for a friend, sounds like ya need some—everyone is leaving the WC I'll move anywhere I want, Tex. He never implied you couldn't but best heed his advise because people in Texas don't put up with any shit whatsoever, especially from liberal assholes. Words to remember if you are contemplating moving to Texas,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Rangers Lead The Way" |