Take Good Care of your Little Hydra Vulgaris Pets!

Ever since I saw the cute little Hydra Vulgaris organism under Dr. Carrie Madej's microscope, I just can't stop thinking about that adorable little creature, how cute is is, and how forcing it onto a microscope slide ruined it's life and probably killed it!

It breaks my heart that the poor little thing was forced out of it's vaccine vial instead of being injected into a host. What gives anyone the right to interfere with this sweet little creature's future and happiness? It deserves a chance at a good life just like the rest of us.

The little Hydra Vulgaris creatures are so cute, adorable and precious that it is our duty as good Americans to take several vaccines into our bodies, and provide our body as a loving home for the little Hydra Vulgaris creatures.

We should also take good care of ourselves, eat right and exercise in order to provide a healthy habitat and home for our sweet little Hydra Vulgaris pets.

They're so much cuter than a boring dog or cat. And they will go with you everywhere you go! They will always be with you! Treat them like you want to be treated and they will be loyal pets to you, for the rest of your life.