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Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama

 
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Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama
Post em here.

Dude up the street set his yard on fire one year. Whole neighborhood was battling the blaze. Dude was stoned out of his mind.

Another time my neighbor decided Thanksgiving day would be a good time to cut down all the pine trees in his front yard. It was HOURS of chain saw noise, all through lunch until well after dark.

Once my mom forgot to defrost the turkey. Then, when we started frying our turkeys, one year we ran out of propane before it was done.

Once we forgot to buy cranberry sauce and people were PISSED.

I'm sure GLP can come up with some epic fails.

Hit me!
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loserpool-a
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Very poor content effort. But yeah, it's a thing at turkey dinner.

Thanks for playing.
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EVERY year some jackass burns their house down trying to deep fry a turkey. headlesschxmas
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My family always invites strange random people over, does that count?
And this is the judgment: the light has come into the world, and people loved the darkness rather than the light because their works were evil.

And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.
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My family always invites strange random people over, does that count?
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TOTALLY counts.

My dad used to do that. So many randos. Kinda traumatic loololol!
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The worst is when a broke loser relative claims they are retired with out a penny and don’t worry the money they save from clipping coupons for things you buy will be their new income. All the while capable. With 10 fake Deadend careers preceding the announcement just because they were too entitled to just work and save.
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The worst is when a broke loser relative claims they are retired with out a penny and don’t worry the money they save from clipping coupons for things you buy will be their new income. All the while capable. With 10 fake Deadend careers preceding the announcement just because they were too entitled to just work and save.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79614020


The guy bitching about no jobs and Covid is so hard to the fucking pizza guy who still getting it done and surviving.
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My family always invites strange random people over, does that count?
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TOTALLY counts.

My dad used to do that. So many randos. Kinda traumatic loololol!
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Its kinda funny. They always bring food too, make a big deal how good it is. Then no one touches it lol

This year they are bringing a "stuffed ham" from our cousin's baby mamma,'s father who she has not talked to in years. We already had a laugh about it. Gonna make a big deal about it tommorow to get a good laugh.
And this is the judgment: the light has come into the world, and people loved the darkness rather than the light because their works were evil.

And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.
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The worst is when a broke loser relative claims they are retired with out a penny and don’t worry the money they save from clipping coupons for things you buy will be their new income. All the while capable. With 10 fake Deadend careers preceding the announcement just because they were too entitled to just work and save.
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Kinda like our uncle is a drug addict and is totally capable to work but claims disability. All the while mentally handicap people hold down a job!!
And this is the judgment: the light has come into the world, and people loved the darkness rather than the light because their works were evil.

And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.
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The worst is when a broke loser relative claims they are retired with out a penny and don’t worry the money they save from clipping coupons for things you buy will be their new income. All the while capable. With 10 fake Deadend careers preceding the announcement just because they were too entitled to just work and save.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79614020


The guy bitching about no jobs and Covid is so hard to the fucking pizza guy who still getting it done and surviving.
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It’s all the industries fault. They won’t hire self taught seniors in the tech game. To tech It would be like cheating off the guy with the propeller hat and a touch of downs vs the stiff as a board pocket protector nasally guy with glasses on a Mensa test.
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The worst is when a broke loser relative claims they are retired with out a penny and don’t worry the money they save from clipping coupons for things you buy will be their new income. All the while capable. With 10 fake Deadend careers preceding the announcement just because they were too entitled to just work and save.
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Kinda like our uncle is a drug addict and is totally capable to work but claims disability. All the while mentally handicap people hold down a job!!
 Quoting: Overdue


I’d take the perseverance of a mentally handicapped over the complaints of the good ole days of a bzoomer any day. You guys have computers life is so much easier…..
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One time my girlfriend's mom got drunk and slapped her in the face at the table lol.

My gf was a very timid and quiet girl too, felt bad.
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The ditchdiggers of later year literally had stay at home wives garages with two cars and a yard with the fence. Now that’s Pablo and he makes up lost ground with coke.
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And that’s today’s economic lesson bzoomers. Tech is so great it’s about to topple the dollar with automation. Apples. Love Peter Schiff
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Our Welsh granny fell on her face, too much booze.

First time in America and her first Thanksgiving dinner.
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A roach crawled out of my sister in law's purse onto the thanksgiving table. She was drunk and belligerent and picked a fight with my mom's friend. I had to drive her home because of course she has no ride.
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One year a homeless man snuck into my dad's station wagon in 1991 and died in the back seat.......we found home the following afternoon.
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I accept in advance critics who think my taste is corny, but I loved the sit com Third Rock from the Sun. Space aliens here to study us assumed human bodies and tried to blend in. At Holloween, little humans came to the door and begged for treats so the woman fried a bunch of eggs and dropped them into their bags,or a can of beer.
So when Thanksgiving rolled around, the woman tried harder and even made a menu. She carefully put an unthawed tukey in the oven for an hour (with the giblet bag inside) and proudly cut raw slices off for her guests.

Im a vegetarian with an aversion to fowl and usually just help with clean up and try not to argue unless I have to...Im asking to eat alone in the kitchen not the dining this year as shedding vaccinated people could kill me, a non-vxxd person.
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I once told my dad (the Col) "fuck you" at the TG dinner table ... about 20 people there ... I still think it was an appropriate response to his bullying ... everyone kept eating (just put their heads down to hide the smirk) bwahahahhahahahaha

I quit going to the family germ-swaps five years ago -
I can love them just as much, from a distance - and be even more thankful - if I don't participate in the ritual stress-fests
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I accept in advance critics who think my taste is corny, but I loved the sit com Third Rock from the Sun. Space aliens here to study us assumed human bodies and tried to blend in. At Holloween, little humans came to the door and begged for treats so the woman fried a bunch of eggs and dropped them into their bags,or a can of beer.
So when Thanksgiving rolled around, the woman tried harder and even made a menu. She carefully put an unthawed tukey in the oven for an hour (with the giblet bag inside) and proudly cut raw slices off for her guests.

Im a vegetarian with an aversion to fowl and usually just help with clean up and try not to argue unless I have to...Im asking to eat alone in the kitchen not the dining this year as shedding vaccinated people could kill me, a non-vxxd person.
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IIRC, you are, like me, a bit advanced in years; by no means should you even attend such a gathering, much less assist in any way! That cloud of prions will be permeating the place, and over all the dishes, as well.

Please reconsider attending. I would very much miss your posts here, should you fall ill.
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I have a relative who tips the scale at close to 500 lbs. I don't really mind the fact that he eats enough for a family of 4, but I do get a bit concerned when he plops onto the sofa and I can hear wood in the base cracking.
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My mother in law just randomly wandered up to my neighbor yesterday who was talking to my husband for a minute out back out in our backyard and told him he was the problem with the world bc he votes democratic. Now mind you she has no was of knowing how this man votes. Lol.
It’s going to be a very long weekend My in laws definitely speak their mind
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The worst is when a broke loser relative claims they are retired with out a penny and don’t worry the money they save from clipping coupons for things you buy will be their new income. All the while capable. With 10 fake Deadend careers preceding the announcement just because they were too entitled to just work and save.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79614020


Kinda like our uncle is a drug addict and is totally capable to work but claims disability. All the while mentally handicap people hold down a job!!
 Quoting: Overdue


So True.

This also falls under neighbor drama cat. /category

This do-gooder neighbor makes food drops over the holidays he says because his wife belonged to some fartsy ritz clubs.

I went with to help last year.

He mentions a couple of those aaaah down on their luck people that have pipe asthma so no working, ever , well one had a Bachelor's and another had a PhD. Oh, and another one was his son-in-law never held a job and he had two degrees but just loved DSHS as they funded his Texmex/mexican blow and hookers. At a later time I had been talking with that son-in-law and it was all true.

Truth is wild sometimes. I guess it's not a wonder the Cartel south of the border has job security.

Last Edited by HOLY CRAP what a forum. on 11/25/2021 02:15 AM
Holy Hell all my channels are edited w blur filter, like overnight!
Jooooy To the World for next year we`ll include farm animals(west coast), wouldn't be surprised by 2030, greatest circus in the world, front row seats!
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This has got to be the worst. My husband was marinating the turkey, getting everything ready. Then he realizes HOLY SHITE!! Our oven doesn't work!!!!
We've been using a toaster oven for 2 months since oven stopped working and were planning to get another -but somehow we both forgot!!

So now we're going to have to eat it on Friday.

rant
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My greedy brother over ate to the point he had a huge vomit
Right across the table . Actually splashed most people sitting there .
Way to break up a party !
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make them special mushroom gravy sauce and watch them eat the mashed potatoes.

it should be a good thing to watch after about 40 minutes.

like 10 years of dysfunctional people therapy put into a 2 hour box.

good times
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Turkey Pox. Thanksgiving Panorama...
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I am so happy not to deal with large groups of extended family anymore. Once grandparents start dropping and some kids stop coming because you know starting college or life, the dinner table just gets smaller and smaller. Anyways, I can only enjoy small group at a time.

Every year it shrinks and is not down to a doable number of 6 . 2/3rds being my immediate family. A few more years it will be one.

If you are going to make a huge dinner and have shallow conversation with a lot of relatives you barely know anymore, you might as well go and work at a shelter serving meals. That is what I see in my future if not a vacation break.
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make them special mushroom gravy sauce and watch them eat the mashed potatoes.

it should be a good thing to watch after about 40 minutes.

like 10 years of dysfunctional people therapy put into a 2 hour box.

good times
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chuckle
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I accept in advance critics who think my taste is corny, but I loved the sit com Third Rock from the Sun. Space aliens here to study us assumed human bodies and tried to blend in. At Holloween, little humans came to the door and begged for treats so the woman fried a bunch of eggs and dropped them into their bags,or a can of beer.
So when Thanksgiving rolled around, the woman tried harder and even made a menu. She carefully put an unthawed tukey in the oven for an hour (with the giblet bag inside) and proudly cut raw slices off for her guests.

Im a vegetarian with an aversion to fowl and usually just help with clean up and try not to argue unless I have to...Im asking to eat alone in the kitchen not the dining this year as shedding vaccinated people could kill me, a non-vxxd person.
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rockonrockonrockon

I LOVE 3rd Rock From The Sun!
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The worst is when a broke loser relative claims they are retired with out a penny and don’t worry the money they save from clipping coupons for things you buy will be their new income. All the while capable. With 10 fake Deadend careers preceding the announcement just because they were too entitled to just work and save.
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Gawd sounds like the two twatters who I sadly crossed paths with In this life time.
Loser central and yet they think they are all that.





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