Describe your sex life with a quote from Christmas Vacation…..

I don't know any quotes from that movie, so I'll use one from Rambo;

"It's over, Johnny!"

"Shitters Full".

you serious, clark?

shitters full

Holly Shit! Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol?

Its best just to let him Finnish up clark.

kiss my ass
kiss his ass
kiss your ass

Eat my rubber! - Clark Griswold

"Hurry up, I gotta eat so I can take my back pill"

A little knot here Russ

Made pretty good time

“If you need any help, just give me a holler, I’ll be upstairs—asleep.”

It's just a little dry it's fine.

Mom? This box is meowing.

I can't describe my sex life with a quote from that fucking movie. You know why?
Because I have none, except every FUCKING night I lay down and try to sleep and I CAN'T because I have these damn 20 something bytches in the unseen world molesting my dick and my balls and kissing my neck every FUCKING night.

Ellen, if I woke up with my face stapled to the floor I would not be more surprised than I am right now!

“You smell something”

I forgot where I buried it.

"Save the neck for me, Clark"

“Is it plugged in?” — Ellen Griswold

K

When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

Mr. Clark W. Griswo... I found a letter for you. I was supposed to deliver it yesterday, but it fell between the seats, and I didn't see it. I'm sorry. Merry Christmas....

That there is an RV...

If I had a rubber hose I would beat...

If I had a rubber hose I would beat...

Lotta sap here, Lotta sap

" Just yackin' on a bone."

“If you need any help, just give me a holler, I’ll be upstairs—asleep.” — Grandpa Clark