My DEEPEST NatSec Source Reports Something Is Up With The DEEP-SPACE INTEL World

TRUE GLP FRIDAY NIGHT ELE WW3 DEEP INTEL DOOM!’

Brah... whatever the fuck you're smoking, please give me some of that shit. You've been posting the same shit for years. How do you eat??!!

thanks for sharing

But...but but GLPers love fake shit that's why this dweeb can post shit like this on the board year after year...

glpers love to eat shit

no shit

what do you think the HAIRY PENIS alert system was instituted for


HAIRY PENIS

I repeat

HAIRY PENIS

Interesting.

This could actually have some legs and might be worth exploring.

5 Stars

meanwhile a blonde haired woman infiltrate's national secerns

Thanks for sharing! Antarctica is now largely off limits, so your friend must be fairly important.

Nothing I hate more on GLP than the dancing Jim Carrey. Every time I see one of you stupid fucks post it I wanna fucking puke, and it's always some dumbfuck anon.

Jus sayin....

I've always taken your threads with a sense of seriousness.

will the pope come out and say that human history has been hidden and that bugs rule earth?

That makes one of you.

Out of 300 million sperm, you got thru.

That truck stop you were conceived at has had glory days.

Well they better hurry up because most activities in Antartica end around February 15.

2+ 100,000

Interesting! Who is doing the deep space recon? The US Space Force? And how does the recon relate to incursions at Russian bases?

About time

Now that's a better fantasy than the gray men from outside the flatheads world society.

It was far more than that..My old man was a marine, toy of mine.

If you want real answers you should ask China or Russia our space faring societies on earth.

Are you gonna cry for us?

The Imam Mahdi is on the North-East* of ancient Persia. 07/11/17 visiting the radio station hidden in stela between paws of the Sphinx in Cairo he sent request to his army to gather in Solar System.
The last few years arsons** of populated places in California was carried out to demonstrate the power of the aliens space fleet.

* the exact place (and details of the planetary leader appearance) is described in the prediction made by former Emperor of Byzantium Leo VI.
** in revenge for the destruction of the significant Crop Circle that appeared 12/30/13 near town Salinas in California.

Medium poor LARP. 4/10 due to moderate creativity.

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Hitting the highlights, no juicy deets.

I give it a 3 out of 5.

Brush up on ur larp skills before trying again.

Those are our UFOs. Giving Russia a head up about what they are up against if they fuck around.
They will give Russia direct proof that they are American UFOs and a small example of their power to keep them in their place without announcing to the whole world we have Alien Tech. If Russia stops their aggression in the coming days you will know my words are true.