Aliens Never Talk to Me

Can you believe that?

I read weird stuff here and elsewhere by and about people who talk to aliens.

According to George Noory and guests, aliens are talking to every knob head in the world.

Do I qualify yet as adequately knob headed?

Why do they only show me an octopus or a squid in a Winter pool?

I have questions I would ask.

And I wonder why they never ask the right questions or say the right things.

They might ask how the stewardship of The Earth is coming along.

They might ask to speak to the king in his court.

If I were one of those contactees, I would ask to see the alien god.

To remind it of its place.

I think people are making up too much crap about aliens.