MORBIUS MOVIE SPECIAL DATES AND REVIEW : INTEL AND INFO ~ NO UNCLE

THIS MOVIE IS FAIR..ISH...TO AT BEST. SOME COULD DEF.SAY IT SUCKED...AND IT SETS UP SOOOOO MANY FUCKING SEQUELS..YOU COULD
VOMIT! AT BEST...IT IS GOOD-LITE. AND THAT IS UH STRETCH. CAPS

NOW, THIS MOVIE HAS SOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING 'BLUE' IN IT THAT YOU WILL VOMIT BLUE. LIGHT BLUE AND SHADES OF THAT. DARK BLUE. AND
BLUE ONTHE COMPUTER SCRENES. SURE, THERE IS SOME AQUA AND SOME
AQUA-MARINE... BUT, BLUE BLUE BLU...BLUE AND MOAR FUCKING BLUE
PERHAPS THEY WANT TO HYTPNO-TYZE YA WIFF IT..?! DUNNO. BLUE!!!
I ALMOST BHARFFED UP MY STOLEN BOTTLE OF CHAD O NAY THAT I SNUCK INTO THE MOVIE WITH! FUCK. SOOO MUCH BLUE! DO YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING?! IT'S BLUE..A LOT OF FUCKING BLUE IN THIS MOVIE..NOT AT FIRST OF COURSE... BUT NOT FAR AFTUH THE START!!
BLUE BLUE BLUEY FUCKING BLUE BLUE.. AND MOAR BLUE. AND ALSO, THERE ARE SHADES OF GREY...AND GREY AND BLUE...IN THE DARK LOOK QUITE A BIT ALIKE..DONT THEY?!... LIGHT GREY AND DARK GREY. GREY AND BLUE. BLUE AND GREY..BUT, MOSTLY BLUE..A LIGHT
BABY BLUE MOSTLY...MOST-LY THROUGHOUT THE FUCKING LAST 2 TURDS TO 3/4THS OF THE FUCKING MOVIE. UH.

THE WEIRDEST PART OF THE MOVIE IS AFTER IT ENDS! AN EVIL VERSION OF MICHAEL KEATON...POPS INTO A JAIL CELL...! NO WHERE ELSE DOES HE APPEAR IN THE MOVIE! SURE, THE TRAILER HAS SOME SORT OF THING WHERE HE SAYS 'WHATS UP DOC?' BUT..HE'S NOT IN THE FUCKING MOVIE..UNTIL THEN. AFTER IT ENDS. AND THEN YOU HEAR THE NEWS SAYING THAT THAT HAD HAPPENED AND THAT IT IS A MYSTERY...THEY SAY HIS NAME BUT I SPACED IT. PROB. FROM ANOTHER MOVIE WHERE THAT CHARACTER WAS IN AND GOT BANISHED OR VANQUISHED AWAY. HE SAYS A FUNNY LINE ABOUT THE FOOD AND THAT'S IT. THE CHICK HE LOVES..WHO IS LATINA-ISH AND LOOKS SOOO MUCH LIKE JELLO/J-LO THAT YOU COULD VOMIT..YOU HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR HER AT ALL. SHE'S A VAMP-THING IN THE NEXT MOVIE.
LOOKS LIKE SHIT. THE WHOLE FUCKING SERIES OF MORBUIS SHIT FILMS THAT THEY HAVE PLANNED. UH,CAPS

THIS IS KEY ...AND THE MOVIE HAS A LOT OF CHALK BOARD SCENES IN THE BACKGROUND SO...SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO STUDY THAT SHIT AS WELL..I WAS TOO DRUNK ON A VERY NICE CHAD O NAY. I NEEDED IT TO STOMACH THE FUCKING MOVIE. AND YES, IT IS SUCH UH BATMAN RIPOFF ALL ABOUT BATS...BATS BATS BATS..THAT THEY EVEN HAVE..
THE ORIGIONAL 'BATMAN' MICHAEL KEATON SHOW UP AFTER IT ENDS. A
RUNNING JOKE IF THERE EVUH WAS/IS ONE! THE BATS LOVE LETO..SURPRISE. NOT. AND THEY HAVE THIS OTHER SHIT ASPECT OR TWO IN IT...HIS CHARACTER IS SICK FROM DAY ONE...AND HIS DR. IS LIKE A FATHER TO HIM BUT, HE ALSO HAS BASICALLY A BROTHER THAT HAS THE SAME DISEASE..AND THEY ARE BOTH BULLIED TOGETHER.
THAT'S NICE. FUCKIN SHIT. BUT GET THIS, HIS BROTHERS NAME IS MILO BUT, IT IS NOT! AT THE START OF THE MOVIE THEY SAY THAT HIS REAL NAME IS LIKE LICIFUS OF SOME FUCK NAME THAT IS SOOO
CLOSE TO LUCIFER THAT IT JUST MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN. FUCK.
AND 'THAT' BROTHER DUDE ENDS UP BEING 'THE REAL' BAD,BAD LIMEY FUCK GUY DUDE..THE REAL EVIL THAT...MORBIUS HAS TO KILL AT THE END AND DOES..! SO MORBIUS IS A MORAL HIDEOUS LOOKING AND KILLING THING...THE FIRST TIME HE TRANSFORMS HE
'HAD' TO KILL AND DRINK THE BLOOD OF 8 PEOPLE BUT, HE KNEW THAT THAT WAS BAD..AN SWORE OFF THE STUFF... THIS MOVIE IS LIKE ADRENOCHROME...THE MOVIE. WITH BATS AND VAMPIRES..AND THE FAKE/ARTIFICIAL BLOOD THAT HE AS UH SCIENTIST DEVELOPED AND SAVED MILLIONS OF LIVES..YADA YADA YADA...JUST IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. IMAGINE THAT. IT IS ..WAIT FOR IT..BLUE! THIS
MOVIE HAS MULTIPLE REPEATS OF THE RED VS. BLUE SHIT IN IT. THAT YER WATCHIN THE FUCKIN MATRIX..AND OF COURSE THEY HAVE THE BLACK BALD DETECTIVE WHO MOSTLY JUST STANDS AROUND LIKE
MORPHEOUS..AND HIS WHITE LACKEY DETECTIVE DOES ALL THE WORK AND FOOTWORK. THIS MOVIE SUCKS MY BALLS THE MOAR I THINK ABOUT IT. CAPMAN

I'VE GOTTUH LOOK UP THE NAME OF THE MICHAEL KEATON CHARACTER. IT IS A SILLY TYPE NAME..AND IT MAY BE IN THE IMDB DATA BASE. THAT IS KEY TO ALL THE NEXT MOVIES.. ONLY A COUPLE TO FEW YEARS BACK. MAN, THEY'VE DONE EVERYTHING THAT THEY COULD TO PUMP UP THIS SERIES TO 'FORCE' IT TO SELL AND WORK. THEY FUCKING 'STOLE' THE O.G. BATMAN FER FUCK SAKES AND BUT HIM IN ANTOHER BAT-MAN MOVIE! I WANDUH WHICH FUCKING BAT MAN IZ GONNA
BATTLE MORBIUS IN THE 3RD SEQUEL..HEATH LEDGER?! FUCKIN VOMIT OUT MY ASS!

IN BLUE!

NOW..THEY MAKE THE EVIL LIMEY MOAR EVIL DUDE AND MORBUIS/LETO LOOK SOOOO MUCH LIKE LUCIFER THAT IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY AT ALL. IT IS ...BLUE LUCIFER..AND MAN THEY SHAPESHIFT FROM DIFFERENT CGI
FORMS BACK AND FORTH AND 'STAGES OF IN-BETWEEN' SOOO EASILY THAT IT IS IMPRESSIVE. WATCH THIS MOVIE GET AWARDS FOR THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ON THAT ALONE. MAN, YOU SPEND TWO HOURS OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE 'LOOKING AT AND LISTENING TO'...BLUICIFER!!!

MAN, THAT MUST BE HIS COLUH...JUST LIKE THE DEMS. FUCK. BATS AND BLUE!

ADRIAN TOOMES!

TOMBS FER FUCKS ZAKE!

THAT IS THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER THAT 'POPS' INTO JAIL AT THE END. I'VE GOTTUH RESEARCH ADRIAN TOOMES NOW.

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THANK U FOR THIS!


ADRIAN TOOMES IS ''THE VULTURE'' FROM THE 2017 SPIDERMAN MOVIE..HOMECOMING? ANYWHOOTZ..IF YA TYPE IN VULTURE YOU CAN FIND AN ENTIRE ARTICLE EXPLAINING THE WHOLE THING. SO THERE.
THEY HAVE MORE OF HIM IN THE TRAILER THAN IN THE FUCKIN MOVIE!

WHAT A BOGUS ASS WAY TO MARKET THE THING SO THAT MICHEAL KEATON FANS WILL SHOW UP.

MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO AND WATCH ''BIRDMAN''! NOW, THAT'S UH FUCKIN MOVIE!

THEY ALSO DO A LOT OF SHOOTS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS SORT OF THING..TO HIDE ALL THE BAD ACTING AND DIALOGUE..FUCK.
BLUE GLASS. BLUE BAT TANK/CONTAINER AREA. BLUE SCREENS. BLUE WINDOWS. BLUE EYE SHADOW.

SO...THIS IS IT...AND CHECK THE CHALKBOARDS FOR INSIGHTFUL SCRIBBLES. DO A SCREEN SAVE PHOTO SNAP ON THAT IF YA CAN. UH..

BLUE.

READ IT AN WEEP. OR.. PREP.

I MAY ..GO BACK FOR MORE DETAILS TONIGHT...AND TO STAY FOR THE
SECOND PREVIEW CLIP DURING THE CREDITS... WTF IZ WONG WIFF MHEE? CAN'T BELIEVE I WALKED OUT OF THE LAST ONE. OH WHELL. UH

You dont need to type in all caps and use paragraphs, i appreciate the effort though

GO SUCK THE CUNT OF YOUR CHINUH LOVIN EMPEROR.

I MAY RETURN TO TRY TO SEE THE CHALKBOARDS TONIGHT..NOT SURE.

Could you maybe stop posting from a 1970s teletype machine and move to something with lowercase capability?

k thx bai.

Jared Leto sucked shite as the Joker in DC and NOW they expect me to watch his horrible shite acting in the MCU?

hard Texas sized pass here

MY OVUH ALL REVIEW IZ ABOUVE... WHEN HE FIRST TURNS AND THEY FOCUS ON HIS EYES...ALL WHITE WITH BLACK DOT IN THE MIDDLE..THEN IT GROWS AND GOES INTO A SWASTIKA WITH ROUNDED EDGES.

UH...IM CAPMAN. I DONT TO THAT. UH.

SAW IT AGAIN LAST NIGHT...HIS BROTHERS NAME IS LUCIEN...SO..FUCK.

AND THE MOVIE TENDED TO SUCK LESS FOR SOME REASON... MUST HAVE
BEEN ALL THE BLUE... AND NOW THAT I SAW THE 2ND POST MOVIE CREDITS CLIP..TWICE... YOU CAN SEE THAT THEY ARE IN IT FOR THE
MONEY ONLY... THEY CANNOT FIND A REAL REASON THAT HE'S THERE..MICHAEL KEATON...AND THERE IS NO MORBIUS IN VULTURE 6 BAD GUYS...SO... IT'S JUST FER DUH BUCKS. UH

ALSO...THERE WERE TWO 10:15'S AS WELL...ONCE IT WAS A CLOCK ON THE WALL AND ONCE IT WAS HIS WATCH THAT HE SET..SO, THAT IS BIG AS WELL. !!!

THERE WAS ONE 813 REFERENCE TOO.

COULD NOT MAKE SHIT OUT OF ANY OF IT. TOO FUCKING..BLUE! UH.UH

Morbius is not my favorite Marvel character, but he is a "living vampire". What he did to himself made him a vampire without having to die for it.

Did you know Dracula and Frankenstein are also Marvel characters?

I think Morbius was created when Marvel was publishing Dracula.

Not having any hopes for that movie