I am 87 years old and am looking for a female friend to spend time with.

Oh I almost forgot. If you are a liberal, forget it.

Don't bother answering this thread. It would not work.

Let me ask my wife. She might do it.

This should be fun.....I hope you find someone with a brain, and not just a body, friend.

My nose is sore and the cheese isn't worth it.

There are heaps of old ladies here, good luck op!

I’m less than half your age so too young for you. Most women here though are older than me.

Youre in the right place.

Looking for a female friend wasn’t bad.

It’s the talk about your plumbing still working that may frighten females away.

Why mess it up when you may have actually found a friend on here?

DAD,
You shouldn't get on the computer after you take your ambian. Good Night

old man balls

Hell of a pickup line , don't need Viagra .

Are you famous, Wilber?

I just threw up in my mouth....thx pretend old man for the visual.

Hey let's hook up

I'm 29, and love crop circles, doom, space science, spirituality and UFOs

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I have a relative just in her 80's and widowed I was shocked by how many men tried to date her. Most of the bastards were trying to get her money, and wanted to go on trips, lavish stuff but lavish stuff they wanted her to pay for. Almost had to kick one of their wrinkly asses that would not have looked good.

Ugh. Imagine at the end of your life being such a pathetic fuck that you're gaslighting an 80 year old for her money

Can you put both of your feet behind your head at the same time?

Bingo, grocery store, library, senior center, church.

I know a young ninety, would you consider her? Not me, I promise.

I can grab my feet and lift myself up and levitate, and I can also teleport to another country and post from there

Didnt think so

I can also clean your clock and make both of your feet touch your head when I dunk your ass in a trashcan

I'm a dude. Do you swing??

Get in line bro

Slim Pickens these days

I can also ask mine. If OP is rich, she'll do it in a heartbeat. She still has a nice body, but otherwise her picture is on wikipedia under the article for "evil".

As a compensation I'll settle for a fart in my general direction.

" i like younger women, so you gott be younger than 80"... lmao..

Someone get grandpa a halfway clean piece of stinky gash for a few hours so he will settle down.

Troll

Where to?