Brainstorming thread; using GLPs mental capacity productively for new or improved products, services

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A franchise network of hot spring spas.
Most hot springs are not utilized. Yes it costs to build and maintain a "true spa", a healing center based on warm mineral water with doctors, medical masseurs and chiropraktors, but the benefits are massive, and they can be very profitable, too.

2 stars? Well, someone does not believe in GLPs mental capacity.

Every time I go to the store to purchase Cup Noodles, or similar, the entire shelf is usually empty.

Someone needs to create a drive-thru kiosk that sells nothing but bulk boxes of instant noodle soups.

Can someone start this business? Thanks in advance.

GLP mental capacity? You might have better luck with a cage full of monkeys flinging shit at each other. They are far more intelligent.

Bio batteries... Splice Siamese fighting fish with electric eels....

Power the future...

this is a great idea for those who feel free in their so-called "Capitalist" environment, not so great in an Oligarchy (which controls all the $$ and can afford R&D on a huge scale) -- I'll explain where i'm coming from

remember Ray Kroc? (bought out the McDonald brothers... built an empire) -- he once stated that "McDonald's isn't in the fast food business -- it's in the real estate business" (think about this for a minute)

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so think about the guarantees (already established by the FSF):
h/t/tp/s://www.gnu.org/licenses/license-recommendations.h/t/m​/l
^ you know what to do with this U/R/L

in short, if a product/idea has no guarantee attached to it, the oligarchy could steal-it/patent-it/copyright-it for themselves and close off all discussion because they "own it now" (what a shit show!)

imo, if one could figure out how to mimic the FSF types of guarantees first then they'd be headed in the right direction

When I start up my GPS it doesn’t know my current direction. So I’m guessing which way to go. So just have the GPS pick up direction from the car compass.

Here you go, not a specific improvement, but more of a system wide change in approach.
A movement for retro modern across all technologies.
A simplification to things to make them more nostalgic.
Electronics companies are doing it with video game systems like NES, Super Nintendo emulation, the new retro Atari etc.
Car companies have done it like Dodge with the Challenger.
But I am talking about a more deep emulation and simplification.
A change that would support things like right to repair and personal ownership.
People pay big money for old style CRT monitors, vacuum tubes and other retro tech.
People crave a simplification, that's why things like camping and van life took off in pop culture.
Antique cars are all the rage, thrift store second hand items are super hot, the market is there.
People want old stuff, and old style stuff.
A new law was passed a year or so ago to allow limited productions of replica cars, fully assembled.
This could be used by auto manufacturers to re release their most desirable cars and sell them at extreme prices.
Twenty years ago Nissan factory restored a bunch of old Z cars and they sold out before they hit the dealerships.
Thia is nothing new, nostalgia sells, but now there are young people pissed off at the modern corporation, seeking to own something, anything.

We need a simple, affordable and safe way of making Hydrogen.

Make it so.



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Bwahaha

lol
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You lost me at "...using GLP's mental capacity...".

Stopped reading after that.

LOL!

GLP's mental capacity couldn't find its way outta paper bag.

Godlike gamerooms? lol

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Spinning orgonite and/or tensor rings. Please trust me when I say they will improve your mood and can have other healing effects.

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Tomato plant with wheels

For a friend

Goes hand in hand with the retro theme and the dying malls.

Repurpose a derelict mall to have only defunct retail stores. Cant say much for US brands but for example, simpsons, eatons, zellers, sam the record man, woolco, towers, bata shoes, sears radio shack ( the og version)etc. No existing franchises allowed.

May even have the added bonus of trickle down economics to defunct manufacturers such as US top jeans, etc.

Same concept, repurpose a derelict mall to only have defunct restaurants. Frank Veteres, lime rickeys, organ grinder, etc. No chains allowed. Reduce sq footage of stores to make it plausible. One exception to franchises would be to have , for example, say a mcds that only sells defunct product like the mcrib, cookies, mcpizza, etc.

I want crank windows back in vehicles, but I guess that would be going backward.

Edible glass so after you smash the beer you can eat the pot.

lol
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A new way to vote.

1) It should use block chain technology, so it is fully checkable and transparent to everyone.

2) Everyone gets 2 votes.

Vote Number 1 is a vote to eliminate a candidate from further consideration. Whoever "wins" this vote is removed from the election.

Vote Number 2 is a vote for who you want to win. The winner is the person with the most votes, that has not been eliminated by Vote Number 1.

This eliminates the bias toward the incumbant.

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Please, keep going



Lots of posts comes with good ideas, let the rest joke around.

A new way to fly:

1) TSA is eliminated except for the explosives screening. (you walk under a sniffer arch which blows an air sample across some honeybees in a detection cube. Same as what they use now).

2) If you have passed the background check and a basic course on what not to shoot on an airplane, you are issued a magnetic card that will unlock a loaded gun in the seatback security box.

3) of course you can go back to carrying your pocket knife, and whatever damn shampoo bottle you want.

Freedom from unwarranted search and seizures still must apply to planes, along with the 2nd amendment.

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A family shaving robot so I don't have to keep doing it every other day for GLP doom posts

A new way to Farm:

Stop all programs that promote growing corn to make ethanol fuel. It is a net loss of energy, it screws up any engine that uses it, and it wastes valuable cropland (and fertilizer, and water), which is needed to grow food for humans and animals.

And use the idea I invented to convert the leftover corn stalks (stover), to chicken feed.
You release the greagarious form of the grasshopped (AKA locust) into the field, the locusts strip the field bare of all vegetation, then you recall the locusts by spraying their pheromone into a big chopper fan blade thae diculates air and kills the locusts then they fly throught it when attracted by the pheromone. Catch the bug parts in a bin and feed chickens with it. You can also feed the bug parts to a chemical process to upgrade the fats to make biodiesel if warranted by economics, but the easy answer is to feed it to chickens.

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A new way to govern:

Start government over. Hard reset. Fire everyone in all the agencies and start over with basic fair elections from idea number 1 above.

Stop conducting regime changes on foreign countries like it is a hobby. Shut down all the agencies. FBI, CIA, NSA, CDC, AMA, EPA, DEA.

Rebuild the government based on the US Constitution.

I’ve got a really great idea. Start feeding mayonnaise to Tuna fish. We can make millions I tell ya…