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Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender

 
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Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
It’s 15 minutes and the most intense and interesting story I’ve ever heard about being in prison. The types of prisoners, the rules, the names and the fights. Just an amazing story. You’ll appreciate listening, trust me.

The guy is a MMA fighter too.


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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Why watch it? Suicide would be better.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
I suspect avoiding being anally raped by black prison homosexuals is one of the main concerns for a white prisoner.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Barricade Garage tips for prison. listen carefully

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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
It’s 15 minutes and the most intense and interesting story I’ve ever heard about being in prison. The types of prisoners, the rules, the names and the fights. Just an amazing story. You’ll appreciate listening, trust me.

The guy is a MMA fighter too.


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fivestars

Interesting as hell. Thanks for posting.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
would never ever want to be in that situation.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Good thing the dude was MMA.

Different outcome assured if he hadn’t been.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Hope you get a white band.

Otherwise, you probably hurt or tried to hurt someone. Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk. Or write checks you can't cash. You can be the strongest guy in your city. Well, guess what. Somewhere, there's someone stronger. Same with intelligence, etc. Any skill really.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Hope you get a white band.

Otherwise, you probably hurt or tried to hurt someone. Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk. Or write checks you can't cash. You can be the strongest guy in your city. Well, guess what. Somewhere, there's someone stronger. Same with intelligence, etc. Any skill really.
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Suicide is a time-tested way out. Threatening someone with harm is a good way to buy silence, an indifferent way of assuring cooperation. And it makes them hate you.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
90% are schizo retard homos who consider prison a free ride in life.its home to them.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
90% are schizo retard homos who consider prison a free ride in life.its home to them.
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If people have the power to put people they don't like in prison, they are hardly the defenders of the powerless they put themselves out to be. But we already knew that.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
"How long you in for?"

"Seems like an eternity."

"Is there a game room?"

"Well."
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
larp.
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"Help, superteach, I fell in a hole."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up."

"Lassie?"

"Desmond?"
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"Dante?"

"Luke?"

"Indy?"

"Event Horizon?"

"Whatever, who has a rope? Maybe some vines?"
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Ive been to prison twice.

The first time a was a 19 year old wgite boy who listened to rap and thought i was a gangsta lol.

I came out a bigger racist than you have ever met.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Ive been to prison twice.

The first time a was a 19 year old wgite boy who listened to rap and thought i was a gangsta lol.

I came out a bigger racist than you have ever met.
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That's hot. How was the sex?
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Ive been to prison twice.

The first time a was a 19 year old wgite boy who listened to rap and thought i was a gangsta lol.

I came out a bigger racist than you have ever met.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73856531


Very similar story with residential treatment centers for kids. I tried to make friends and got beat up. Got sent to one for the crime of attempting suicide after getting beat by my mom's black boyfriend until I couldn't stand. They put attempted suicides in there with kids who would stab you with a pencil without batting an eye. It's why I know that no one really cares about kids raped in orphanages. They don't care about adults raped in prisons, and orphanages are just prisons for kids.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Good thing the dude was MMA.

Different outcome assured if he hadn’t been.
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It was very good to listen too. I started out wanting to click away, but then it just got really good
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Ive been to prison twice.

The first time a was a 19 year old wgite boy who listened to rap and thought i was a gangsta lol.

I came out a bigger racist than you have ever met.
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Yes, everyone separates by their race at the dinner table. very interest
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
Should just join the whites instead of being a race baiter.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
How long?
What's your race?
What's your crime?
Where are you going?
What's your size or fighting training?



How you do your time depends on these questions.
About to retire corrections officer here.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
How long?
What's your race?
What's your crime?
Where are you going?
What's your size or fighting training?



How you do your time depends on these questions.
About to retire corrections officer here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523


BUT HOW IS THE SEX
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
A buddy of mine went in for conspiracy as his roommate in college was selling ecstasy and he didn’t tell the authorities.

He got five years minimum mandatory back in 1991.

He is still in there! It’s designed to keep you there.

You get attacked and defend yourself well there’s a assault charge plus five years.

Look at a guard/hack wrong they search your cell and plant contraband plus 2 years.

Earn early release go to a halfway house and can’t find a job in two weeks, back you go for the duration, It’s an industry.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
How long?
What's your race?
What's your crime?
Where are you going?
What's your size or fighting training?



How you do your time depends on these questions.
About to retire corrections officer here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523


BUT HOW IS THE SEX
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75169841


Never seen anyone hauled unwillingly into the showers....
Gay for the stay?
Gay far the pay?


Gay for protection???
Friday is your turn in the shower for me and the boys...

Gay to pay the rent????
Gay to eat?????

Where is the line between mutual consent and prison rape?
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I'm just looking to get laid. What's the inside baseball?
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
A buddy of mine went in for conspiracy as his roommate in college was selling ecstasy and he didn’t tell the authorities.

He got five years minimum mandatory back in 1991.

He is still in there! It’s designed to keep you there.

You get attacked and defend yourself well there’s a assault charge plus five years.

Look at a guard/hack wrong they search your cell and plant contraband plus 2 years.

Earn early release go to a halfway house and can’t find a job in two weeks, back you go for the duration, It’s an industry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80692798


Damn. That's terrible. Beyond words, really.
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
How long?
What's your race?
What's your crime?
Where are you going?
What's your size or fighting training?



How you do your time depends on these questions.
About to retire corrections officer here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523


BUT HOW IS THE SEX
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75169841


Never seen anyone hauled unwillingly into the showers....
Gay for the stay?
Gay far the pay?


Gay for protection???
Friday is your turn in the shower for me and the boys...

Gay to pay the rent????
Gay to eat?????

Where is the line between mutual consent and prison rape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523


It sounds amazing. Where do I sign up?
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Re: Trying to survive in prison as a first time offender
How long?
What's your race?
What's your crime?
Where are you going?
What's your size or fighting training?



How you do your time depends on these questions.
About to retire corrections officer here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523


BUT HOW IS THE SEX
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75169841


Never seen anyone hauled unwillingly into the showers....
Gay for the stay?
Gay far the pay?


Gay for protection???
Friday is your turn in the shower for me and the boys...

Gay to pay the rent????
Gay to eat?????

Where is the line between mutual consent and prison rape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523


It sounds amazing. Where do I sign up?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75169841


Touch a kid I guarantee you get the full tour.
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BUT HOW IS THE SEX
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75169841


Never seen anyone hauled unwillingly into the showers....
Gay for the stay?
Gay far the pay?


Gay for protection???
Friday is your turn in the shower for me and the boys...

Gay to pay the rent????
Gay to eat?????

Where is the line between mutual consent and prison rape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523


It sounds amazing. Where do I sign up?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75169841


Touch a kid I guarantee you get the full tour.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523



Not in America

America wastes tax money protecting those who look at naked kids.

Bill said murder someone to close some cases. Protect the women who sexually exploit children, right.
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Never seen anyone hauled unwillingly into the showers....
Gay for the stay?
Gay far the pay?


Gay for protection???
Friday is your turn in the shower for me and the boys...

Gay to pay the rent????
Gay to eat?????

Where is the line between mutual consent and prison rape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523


It sounds amazing. Where do I sign up?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75169841


Touch a kid I guarantee you get the full tour.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81003523



Not in America

America wastes tax money protecting those who look at naked kids.

Bill said murder someone to close some cases. Protect the women who sexually exploit children, right.
 Quoting: Since 9/11 72832253


Yes, I would humbly suggest prison life does not represent the American political circus.l
Prison justice carries horrible consequences
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