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I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide

 
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I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide
We have created a material that can stop anything weighting up to 31 tons if it gets on that material. It is non polluting and easy to remove, using what we have also developed. It took 4 months to develop this material and we had to accomplish this very rapidly.

And we have been told that this material will be used in July in Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

It is the only info that I will provide, this is not a "ask me a question" thread.
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Re: I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide
We have created a material that can stop anything weighting up to 31 tons if it gets on that material. It is non polluting and easy to remove, using what we have also developed. It took 4 months to develop this material and we had to accomplish this very rapidly.

And we have been told that this material will be used in July in Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

It is the only info that I will provide, this is not a "ask me a question" thread.
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So this is like the Road Runner cartoon and the Coyote gets out the Acme Box and puts a giant rubber band across the street and it stops a tank?
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Re: I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide
Is it made from Oprah's vag hair?
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Will this protect us from the falling anvils?
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It truly is a different reality in Texas
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Re: I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide
We have created a material that can stop anything weighting up to 31 tons if it gets on that material. It is non polluting and easy to remove, using what we have also developed. It took 4 months to develop this material and we had to accomplish this very rapidly.

And we have been told that this material will be used in July in Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

It is the only info that I will provide, this is not a "ask me a question" thread.
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You're fired.
Worst scientism-attempted LARP I've seen in 4 months, at least.
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05/04/2022 09:21 AM
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Moron

Obviously not an engineer.

Stop up to 31ton....lol

What the hell does that even mean?
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So this is like the Road Runner cartoon and the Coyote gets out the Acme Box and puts a giant rubber band across the street and it stops a tank?
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Lol, yeah, are they going to layer those countries with this 'fabric'? What could it possibly be for? Body amour is all I come up with.
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So this is like the Road Runner cartoon and the Coyote gets out the Acme Box and puts a giant rubber band across the street and it stops a tank?
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:bullseye: :bugs:
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Is it made from Oprah's vag hair?
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:ohnoyoudidnt: :wile e coyote 2: :dawn14A:
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So this is like the Road Runner cartoon and the Coyote gets out the Acme Box and puts a giant rubber band across the street and it stops a tank?
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:bullseye: :bugs:
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:bugs bunny: hf
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flubber?
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Re: I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide
We have created a material that can stop anything weighting up to 31 tons if it gets on that material. It is non polluting and easy to remove, using what we have also developed. It took 4 months to develop this material and we had to accomplish this very rapidly.

And we have been told that this material will be used in July in Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

It is the only info that I will provide, this is not a "ask me a question" thread.
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You're fired.
Worst scientism-attempted LARP I've seen in 4 months, at least.
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YOR TOO HARD. I'LL GIVE HIM UH C-
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Moron

Obviously not an engineer.

Stop up to 31ton....lol

What the hell does that even mean?
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Trust the scientism LARP.

It's to make new masks to prevent hypersonic COVID22.

:faucimasks:
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Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing
I have been on GLP long time. I'm old and young.. .
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None of the 3M offices in the EU work in the material sciences R&D


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Thread fail.
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Moron

Obviously not an engineer.

Stop up to 31ton....lol

What the hell does that even mean?
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Why not 33 tons?
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Re: I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide
We have created a material that can stop anything weighting up to 31 tons if it gets on that material. It is non polluting and easy to remove, using what we have also developed. It took 4 months to develop this material and we had to accomplish this very rapidly.

And we have been told that this material will be used in July in Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

It is the only info that I will provide, this is not a "ask me a question" thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82740631


You're fired.
Worst scientism-attempted LARP I've seen in 4 months, at least.
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YOR TOO HARD. I'LL GIVE HIM UH C-
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Hey muccah!
cheers
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So this is like the Road Runner cartoon and the Coyote gets out the Acme Box and puts a giant rubber band across the street and it stops a tank?
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applausekiss methumbs
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Did you create the Magic Sponge, too? Best product ever.
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Re: I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide
We have created a material that can stop anything weighting up to 31 tons if it gets on that material. It is non polluting and easy to remove, using what we have also developed. It took 4 months to develop this material and we had to accomplish this very rapidly.

And we have been told that this material will be used in July in Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

It is the only info that I will provide, this is not a "ask me a question" thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82740631


Lies
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05/04/2022 09:24 AM
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Moron

Obviously not an engineer.

Stop up to 31ton....lol

What the hell does that even mean?
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Why not 33 tons?
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Because that would be unbelievable.

:laugh1:
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cool story

does anyone else remember covid 19?
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There are "non-lethal" weapons that have been developed in the last 20 years and this is the perfect theater to test them in.

Like dropping a giant expanding foam glob on an airport would stop a bunch of planes from taking off. You know, like sea monkeys in water.
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Re: I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide
We have created a material that can stop anything weighting up to 31 tons if it gets on that material. It is non polluting and easy to remove, using what we have also developed. It took 4 months to develop this material and we had to accomplish this very rapidly.

And we have been told that this material will be used in July in Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

It is the only info that I will provide, this is not a "ask me a question" thread.
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Yes we have been tracking you and have feared you would release our secrets. Prepare for the consequences!
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now you're fucked.

this 1
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No clotshot, NEVER!
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Mad as hell!

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So this is like the Road Runner cartoon and the Coyote gets out the Acme Box and puts a giant rubber band across the street and it stops a tank?
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:bullseye: :bugs:
 Quoting: BrainGuy


:bugs bunny: hf
 Quoting: WGON


We need moar cartoon memes.

:dawn8:
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Re: I am en engineer for the company 3M in Europe and I have a little information to provide
We have created a material that can stop anything weighting up to 31 tons if it gets on that material. It is non polluting and easy to remove, using what we have also developed. It took 4 months to develop this material and we had to accomplish this very rapidly.

And we have been told that this material will be used in July in Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

It is the only info that I will provide, this is not a "ask me a question" thread.
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What like a fly trap for Trucks?
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We have created a material that can stop anything weighting up to 31 tons if it gets on that material.
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So Stacey Abrams still isn’t worried
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flubber?
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Right. Wasn't that like a pogo stick effect? Could bounce off walls and shit. How fun!
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flubber?
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Right. Wasn't that like a pogo stick effect? Could bounce off walls and shit. How fun!
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