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Every Peanut Butter needs to find it's Jelly

 
LittleMe
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I just love hot pepper jelly on my peanut butter.
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That’s hot!!!
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What time it is?
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You damned well know what time it is


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jelly
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What if I like Peanut Butter and Honey?
 Quoting: pish


I was pregnant with my son ate peanut butter honey sandwiches
Drank gallon milk a day.

Birthed 9 lb. 12 oz boy. Curlies golden blonde boy.
Truth Be Known
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Bahaha I just realized the bread is the marriage counselor lol... maybe not though
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Bread is the debt keeping them together
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PB and chocolate FTW!
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it's only good with grape jelly.

why has nobody ever made raisin peanut butter?

raisins are grapes, they are so good with peanuts
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I use brown sugar . With peanut butter it's delicious .
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jelly
Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running.

Used by the Founders...
Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives”
reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to
its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in
the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by
the children of the citizens
, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all
their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel

Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day...
America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments...
1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year.
2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges.
3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set.
4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit.

Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates.

Democrats are a WMD, literally.

Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall.
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So if American Jam is called jelly, what is American jelly called?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83277910


the general "rule" is;

Jam has seeds and or pulp
Jelly has none of either


raspberry jam (seeds and pulp)
strawberry jam (seed and pulp)
apricot jam (pulp, no seeds)

grape jelly (no seeds or pulp)
apple jelly (no seeds or pulp)


-_-


I'm more of a Reese's type

and this peanut butter needs to find some chocolate
ohyeah
 Quoting: Red John


Jelly is for plebs.

The incel jelly vs the Chad jam.

epiclol
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So if American Jam is called jelly, what is American jelly called?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83277910


the general "rule" is;

Jam has seeds and or pulp
Jelly has none of either


raspberry jam (seeds and pulp)
strawberry jam (seed and pulp)
apricot jam (pulp, no seeds)

grape jelly (no seeds or pulp)
apple jelly (no seeds or pulp)


-_-


I'm more of a Reese's type

and this peanut butter needs to find some chocolate
ohyeah
 Quoting: Red John

in jelly its JUST JUICE... the solids are strained out. I prefer jam..

Last Edited by Mother Maggie on 05/18/2022 12:11 PM
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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I use brown sugar . With peanut butter it's delicious .
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and even better with some cinnamon
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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it's only good with grape jelly.

why has nobody ever made raisin peanut butter?

raisins are grapes, they are so good with peanuts
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80054000


yes, or since I no longer eat PNB... I put whatever nuts I like that day into my nutribullet and grind in dates or raisins or jam. Or honey. or chocolate or or or ...banana can be good too. Hmm if I still have some figs.. there's an idea to try. Prunes can be good too. and also sweetened cranraisins.

also... I like the new roasted soy butters... and any thing you like with your nut butters or PNB does will with it.. I think I almost like it better than PNB. great substitute for me.

Last Edited by Mother Maggie on 05/18/2022 02:40 PM
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Every kneeecgrow needs to find its victim/scam/crime/handout!!!
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Well that escalated quickly

hiding
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 Quoting: BFD


Peanut Butter and pickled herrings.

Don't knock it til you try it. It's addictive.
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Re: Every Peanut Butter needs to find it's Jelly
Every peanut butter needs to find it is jelly.


?
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listen the show will begin shortly

remember the tagline op

'dont be jelly, I already am'
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Re: Every Peanut Butter needs to find it's Jelly
besides the last time i checked, beeyondsays 'you aint ready for this jelly'
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Every peanut butter needs to find it is jelly.


?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80278087


it's a dog whistle for the peanut butter and jimmy show
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Imagine being raised in a world without social media and smartphones...
 Quoting: BFD


It was Great.
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I use brown sugar . With peanut butter it's delicious .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80320766


and even better with some cinnamon
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


Yes . That is plumb tasty . Once in a blue moon some banana slices to .
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Imagine being raised in a world without social media and smartphones...
 Quoting: BFD


It was Great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83078956


this is where you post the 711 video
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Every peanut butter needs to find it is jelly.


?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80278087


it's a dog whistle for the peanut butter and jimmy show
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73606596


we'll lead in with this one

dont ask why so many bands have covered it

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What if I like Peanut Butter and Honey?
 Quoting: pish


When I was a kid that was my most favorite sammy in the whole world. I just loved when I opened my lunch sack and saw a peanut butter and honey sandwich. I love how the honey hardened and form a thin, crispy, delicious layer.
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I use brown sugar . With peanut butter it's delicious .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80320766


and even better with some cinnamon
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


Yes . That is plumb tasty . Once in a blue moon some banana slices to .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80320766


and I had forgotton all about putting PNB on banana slices.
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Nothing to say, of was the meme you posted taking too long to load.

I'm looking for jelly that knows quality peanut butter.

Toss the bread.
230 here, but 0 there.
The Albuquerque Statesman

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Nothing to say, of was the meme you posted taking too long to load.

I'm looking for jelly that knows quality peanut butter.

Toss the bread.
 Quoting: The Albuquerque Statesman


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I bet you could come up with some funny ones.

and then that jerk goes
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this is what we call the
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What if I like Peanut Butter and Honey?
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if you eat peanut butter and honey the terrorists win.
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Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

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