Forget monkey pox! A new type of lobster pox discovered on west coast. | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83209687 Australia 05/26/2022 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's right. I have sources that say a new type of pox has been discovered off the west coast after a man was admitted to San Francisco hospital. They're trying to keep it a secret right now but they think it might spread as a new super pox. It starts out as a red rash like herpes, disappears, and starts crusting over giving it oyster like crustation sores. Large infectious calcification. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80911711 My source in San Francisco that's watching over the situation said that the guy opened up a large clam he found near sea and pleasured himself with it and that's when the rash appeared follow by a fever. That's why they're calling it lobster pox. They're saying you can catch it by air if someone had his oyster crusted member in their mouth. Several people are reported to have contracted the disease and now are growing what looks like to be small oysters in their lungs. It's like you wrote something that was half serious, half a joke, half a lie, and half satire. Welcome to GLP |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80911711 United States 05/26/2022 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's right. I have sources that say a new type of pox has been discovered off the west coast after a man was admitted to San Francisco hospital. They're trying to keep it a secret right now but they think it might spread as a new super pox. It starts out as a red rash like herpes, disappears, and starts crusting over giving it oyster like crustation sores. Large infectious calcification. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80911711 My source in San Francisco that's watching over the situation said that the guy opened up a large clam he found near sea and pleasured himself with it and that's when the rash appeared follow by a fever. That's why they're calling it lobster pox. They're saying you can catch it by air if someone had his oyster crusted member in their mouth. Several people are reported to have contracted the disease and now are growing what looks like to be small oysters in their lungs. It's like you wrote something that was half serious, half a joke, half a lie, and half satire. Welcome to GLP Look this is exactly how the other (animal)pox started. They're checking lobsters right now for the disease near the area and not a single one has it. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80911711 United States 05/26/2022 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They're injecting the lobsters with what was on the guys private parts right now to confirm it is actually lobster pox. They're doing it right now on a shoddy boat out near where the guy was ****ING the clam. Oh geeze I hope those lobsters don't escape. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83209687 Australia 05/26/2022 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If people tell you your breath smells like sea water and fruit please go to the hospital immediately. Early treatment with antibiotics and the small pox vaccine is the only solution. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80911711 Please get vaccinated I vaccinated myself with weed and awesome beats. I'm sick all the time anyway, another virus won't hurt. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80911711 United States 05/26/2022 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If people tell you your breath smells like sea water and fruit please go to the hospital immediately. Early treatment with antibiotics and the small pox vaccine is the only solution. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80911711 Please get vaccinated I vaccinated myself with weed and awesome beats. I'm sick all the time anyway, another virus won't hurt. You don't want these calcified sores. Very painful. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83209687 Australia 05/26/2022 01:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If people tell you your breath smells like sea water and fruit please go to the hospital immediately. Early treatment with antibiotics and the small pox vaccine is the only solution. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80911711 Please get vaccinated I vaccinated myself with weed and awesome beats. I'm sick all the time anyway, another virus won't hurt. You don't want these calcified sores. Very painful. I'm not afraid of lobster pox, try getting stung by a blue bottle jelly fish. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83330014 United States 05/26/2022 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's right. I have sources that say a new type of pox has been discovered off the west coast after a man was admitted to San Francisco hospital. They're trying to keep it a secret right now but they think it might spread as a new super pox. It starts out as a red rash like herpes, disappears, and starts crusting over giving it oyster like crustation sores. Large infectious calcification. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80911711 My source in San Francisco that's watching over the situation said that the guy opened up a large clam he found near sea and pleasured himself with it and that's when the rash appeared follow by a fever. That's why they're calling it lobster pox. They're saying you can catch it by air if someone had his oyster crusted member in their mouth. Several people are reported to have contracted the disease and now are growing what looks like to be small oysters in their lungs. It's like you wrote something that was half serious, half a joke, half a lie, and half satire. Welcome to GLP It fails on all fronts,its not funny ,stupid yes,retarded definitely.I think you should write for The View..tard |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80750453 United States 05/26/2022 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's right. I have sources that say a new type of pox has been discovered off the west coast after a man was admitted to San Francisco hospital. They're trying to keep it a secret right now but they think it might spread as a new super pox. It starts out as a red rash like herpes, disappears, and starts crusting over giving it oyster like crustation sores. Large infectious calcification. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80911711 My source in San Francisco that's watching over the situation said that the guy opened up a large clam he found near sea and pleasured himself with it and that's when the rash appeared follow by a fever. That's why they're calling it lobster pox. They're saying you can catch it by air if someone had his oyster crusted member in their mouth. Several people are reported to have contracted the disease and now are growing what looks like to be small oysters in their lungs. |
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User ID: 83141632 United States 05/26/2022 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | L-Lysine would be a smart thing to take each day. Looks like they are spraying the world with various viruses. :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80750453 United States 05/26/2022 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | L-Lysine would be a smart thing to take each day. Quoting: Butch DeFeo Looks like they are spraying the world with various viruses. Hmm... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] It sounds spoofish |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34683681 United States 10/13/2022 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If people tell you your breath smells like sea water and fruit please go to the hospital immediately. Early treatment with antibiotics and the small pox vaccine is the only solution. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80911711 Please get vaccinated I vaccinated myself with weed and awesome beats. I'm sick all the time anyway, another virus won't hurt. Gotta catch them all! Then they compete and destroy each other and you stay healthy! ROFLOFL |
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