Remind Me Again... How Many AR-15's Did Jesus Own???

The best close-combat weapon 2,000 years ago was a sword

The apostles carried them

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Last thing Jesus said to his disciples before leaving the last supper to enter the garden of Gethsemane to meet and be betrayed by Judas iscariot..

Was "let him who has a cloak sell it and by a sword".

OP wins the century's dumbest question award.

Take no part in the unfruitful works of darkness, but instead expose them.
Ephesians 5:11

For everyone who does wicked things hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his works should be exposed.
John 3:20

See to it that no one takes you captive by philosophy and empty deceit, according to human tradition, according to the elemental spirits of the world, and not according to Christ.
Colossians 2:8

Who will rise up for me against the wicked? Who will stand for me against those who practice iniquity?
Psalm 94:16

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
John 7:24

Or do you not know that the saints will judge the world? And if the world is to be judged by you, are you incompetent to try trivial cases?
1 Corinthians 6:2

For there are many who are insubordinate, empty talkers and deceivers, especially those of the circumcision party. They must be silenced, since they are upsetting whole families by teaching for shameful gain what they ought not to teach. One of the Cretans, a prophet of their own, said, Cretans are always liars, evil beasts, lazy gluttons. This testimony is true. Therefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith.
Titus 1:10-13

The fear of the Lord is hatred of evil. Pride and arrogance and the way of evil and perverted speech I hate.
Proverbs 8:13

Okay once again children gather around. Back then they had what they called swords to fight against their enemies. In the later centuries they had what we're called guns. Before the swords they have what we're called r o c k s. Do you follow. So Jesus wanted his people to be defending themselves. Okay let's go to recess

A non-sequitur. The argument is invalid.

We're not Jesus. I know what evil lurks in the heart of men and I'll be armed. PERIOD

Go cry on facebook with your anti-second amendment shit!

Fuck you and anyone who thinks like you!

I'm not asking for your permission.

Remind me, how many did the governing body at the time of Christ possess?

We have a significant imbalance in the law enforcement and armies of the world and the people.

They have the legal ability to put said weapons in your 18 year old children after a childhood of violent media indoctrination, but you don’t have the same right?

This will never end well.

REMIND US AGAIN HOW MANY AR-15'S DID SATAN OWN???

so how many weapons did Jesus have then?

why would a magical half goat half man who lives in a magic fire pit and can shape shift and has magic powers need bullets?

besides satan likes AK's better

uuum no one had guns then

especially since the bible is symbol and poetry and not literal history

so how many swords did Jesus have?

musta missed all the parts of the bible of the sword weilding jesus cuttin off heads and kickin ass

how many rocks did he have?

please show me the parts of the bible which discuss Jesus wielding a sword and slicing off the heads of his enemies

Have you actually read the bible? Jesus whipped the unclean who were enemies of god and represented the money lenders. He told his followers to pick up weapons and take up arms against their enemies. He led multiple charges against the money lending houses and is quite literally supposed to return with a sword to avenge the faithful and the rightous who've suffered abuse at the hands of heathens.

He had a bullwhip at one point.

He has the power from the almighty he didn't need any weapons.

Somebody threw him one when he was going to the cross, but he just couldn't lock & load in time...

If he had one he would not have been so easily nailed to a cross and starved / dehydrated to death and then speared in the side

JESUS