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Remind Me Again... How Many AR-15's Did Jesus Own???

 
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Remind Me Again... How Many AR-15's Did Jesus Own???
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THE SMALLEST BITS OF MATTER CAN'T BE QUANTIFIED (MEASURED) TIL FIRST BEING QUALIFIED (OBSERVED), I.E. THE EXTERNAL MATERIAL ONLY "REAL" VIA INTERNAL PERCEPTION. THEREFORE, THE BASIS OF REALITY ISN'T MATTER, IT'S CONCIOUSNESS.
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Didn’t need them, he ate fish and loaves
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"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd" - Voltaire

THE SMALLEST BITS OF MATTER CAN'T BE QUANTIFIED (MEASURED) TIL FIRST BEING QUALIFIED (OBSERVED), I.E. THE EXTERNAL MATERIAL ONLY "REAL" VIA INTERNAL PERCEPTION. THEREFORE, THE BASIS OF REALITY ISN'T MATTER, IT'S CONCIOUSNESS.
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He never would have used it anyways
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Tis a strange tactic that a gay would reference Jesus like that... Do you think he knows Jesus? I think he knows satan.
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He owns them all.
Remember: “The earth is The Lord’s and the fullness thereof”
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How many Christians have them today? That is your answer.
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Re: Remind Me Again... How Many AR-15's Did Jesus Own???
“Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong.” Joel 3:10

Then said He unto them, “But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it and likewise his pack; and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one. Luke 22:36

Jesus, the same man who flipped the tables and whipped those that sullied the temple.
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Jesus didn't even own his own ASS- which is why he walked everywhere...or bummed a ride with others.

BTW: if Jesus hadn't paraded into Jerusalem astride a white Ass and under a palm-frond canopy, the Romans would've had NO LEGAL AUTHORITY to later arrest him even at the demand of the Sanhedrin, who were the ones who screamed most loudly for that trial/execution - it WASN'T Pontius Pilate who famously even washed his hands of the whole affair.

Common Roman law was very flexible, but became specific when it came to public displays that mocked their authority... and that's precisely what that little parade did. Even so, Pilate likely would've simply fined or exiled Jesus from the region... but Jesus' OWN PEOPLE demanded that blood and that's what they got.

And the same thing would happen again today in nearly any major city in the world if you stupidly tried that and slandered a government to that degree.

HISTORY IS YOUR FRIEND!

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Jesus never needs any gun for sword, his protection was who he was and is, he was empowered by the LORD GOD, you could never hurt him except if he let you. He was not looking forward to the pain because he asked the LORD GOD if it could be taken from him, but if not Your will not my will be done. If he had not done it no one would have been saved.
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How many intellected bugs can pop out of mud.
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Tis a strange tactic that a gay would reference Jesus like that... Do you think he knows Jesus? I think he knows satan.
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They love doing that as if this were medieval Europe.
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Just befriend and ohw a butterfly ?
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Tis a strange tactic that a gay would reference Jesus like that... Do you think he knows Jesus? I think he knows satan.
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They love doing that as if this were medieval Europe.
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I was always taught that judgement was reserved only for the Almighty. You'd BOTH better go back and re-read that commandment about not taking the Lord thy God's name in vain... because that's precisely what you two harpies are doing right now.

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A liberal friend of mine (one of the few) who is a nurse was trying to get me to get Vaxxed. She asked me "what would Jesus do", I replied "probably not want me to mess with the DNA his Father gave me, and definitely not want me to inject aborted baby fetuses in my arm" The conversation abruptly ended there!
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Tis a strange tactic that a gay would reference Jesus like that... Do you think he knows Jesus? I think he knows satan.
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They love doing that as if this were medieval Europe.
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Gay atheists always try to throw Christianity back into the faces of those who follow it.

TRHPS-mindfk
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Tis a strange tactic that a gay would reference Jesus like that... Do you think he knows Jesus? I think he knows satan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79391055


They love doing that as if this were medieval Europe.
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I was always taught that judgement was reserved only for the Almighty. You'd BOTH better go back and re-read that commandment about not taking the Lord thy God's name in vain... because that's precisely what you two harpies are doing right now.
 Quoting: GSB/LTD


Learn what judgement vs observation is!
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Tis a strange tactic that a gay would reference Jesus like that... Do you think he knows Jesus? I think he knows satan.
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They love doing that as if this were medieval Europe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82040408


I was always taught that judgement was reserved only for the Almighty. You'd BOTH better go back and re-read that commandment about not taking the Lord thy God's name in vain... because that's precisely what you two harpies are doing right now.
 Quoting: GSB/LTD


Learn what judgement vs observation is!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82562991


I KNOW the difference Cupcake... and now you're bearing false witness because you CANNOT know what is in another's heart -and that's something ELSE that's reserved only for God.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." You -and you kind- are the types who wolds be selling little bags of gravel outside a public stoning while braying about the quality of your product.
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Tis a strange tactic that a gay would reference Jesus like that... Do you think he knows Jesus? I think he knows satan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79391055


They love doing that as if this were medieval Europe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82040408


I was always taught that judgement was reserved only for the Almighty. You'd BOTH better go back and re-read that commandment about not taking the Lord thy God's name in vain... because that's precisely what you two harpies are doing right now.
 Quoting: GSB/LTD


Learn what judgement vs observation is!
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Right.

Ye shall know them by their fruit. No judgement there.
J 17:15: "I pray not that Thou shouldst take them out of the world, but that Thou shouldst keep them from the evil.

Truth, beauty and virtue ... all the things that THEY hate. All the things God loves.
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They love doing that as if this were medieval Europe.
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I was always taught that judgement was reserved only for the Almighty. You'd BOTH better go back and re-read that commandment about not taking the Lord thy God's name in vain... because that's precisely what you two harpies are doing right now.
 Quoting: GSB/LTD


Learn what judgement vs observation is!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82562991


Right.

Ye shall know them by their fruit. No judgement there.
 Quoting: deplorable scottfree


You need to go back and read that ENTIRE scripture Precious, because it says far MORE than that: it specifically addresses the bearing of false witness I mentioned above... and of which you too are now guilty.

You'll find it at Matthew 7:15-20.
It's one thing to blithely quote the Gospel but quite another to do so in an accurate context. You may wish to try it sometime.

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Not enough to stop the government from killing Him.
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Tis a strange tactic that a gay would reference Jesus like that... Do you think he knows Jesus? I think he knows satan.
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dh knows satan intimately.
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First of all friend ..you must specify which Jesus .there is a white one..a black one .. a trans one ..a gay one..then also I do not think there were any manufacturers back then nor the materials to produce them they pretty much had spears
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Jesus told me to sell my coat and buy a sword, which was the weapon of war at that time.
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He told his disciples to go buy a sword. They had no gun powder in those days.
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Twelve. One backfired.
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He owns Them all you stupid ass
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Jesus told me to sell my coat and buy a sword, which was the weapon of war at that time.
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