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If you smoke weed you should pray for your soul

 
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It is important that weed smokers know and realise that they should stop that sin and pray for their soul to be forgiven for the wickedness they have endeavoured in.
Shame on them.
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It's true, smoke and prayers go really well together. Every temple has incense burning. Aaron the priest ran through the congregation with smoke of incense during a plague and stopped it. And God himself inhales the smoke of our prayers.

I think you're right OP, the best time to pray for my soul would probably be when I'm smoking.

Thanks for the tip!
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It is important that weed smokers know and realise that they should stop that sin and pray for their soul to be forgiven for the wickedness they have endeavoured in.
Shame on them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81554995


weed is a natural good medicine for those who can use it.. stop the Christian false judgement here... OK STOP IT.
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


You of all people should know better than to side with this blasphemy. Take a look at yourself and read your posts. You should be ashamed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81764553


it is not blasemphy... any more than taking an aspirin is..I am not ashamed at all of my posts by they way.. they are truth and some people need a brick to open the sealed box on their minds...called mind control...

Like the one that meat suits go to heaven
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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it is not blasemphy... any more than taking an aspirin is..I am not ashamed at all of my posts by they way.. they are truth and some people need a brick to open the sealed box on their minds...called mind control...

Like the one that meat suits go to heaven
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


What the fúck did I just read?
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it is not blasemphy... any more than taking an aspirin is..I am not ashamed at all of my posts by they way.. they are truth and some people need a brick to open the sealed box on their minds...called mind control...

Like the one that meat suits go to heaven
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


What the fúck did I just read?
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TRUTH
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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it is not blasemphy... any more than taking an aspirin is..I am not ashamed at all of my posts by they way.. they are truth and some people need a brick to open the sealed box on their minds...called mind control...

Like the one that meat suits go to heaven
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


What the fúck did I just read?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82291889


TRUTH
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


????
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if you smoke weed for too long you wont give a sht about anything, you could purpotrate anything and wouldnt give a sht... defintion of losing your soul
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004904


what are you on about? what drivel is this? utter nonsense...

and the word is perpetrate, but since you seem to know everything already...
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Our Pastor wont let weed smokers and druggies into his church.
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It is important that weed smokers know and realise that they should stop that sin and pray for their soul to be forgiven for the wickedness they have endeavoured in.
Shame on them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81554995


I Just don't see that one listed in the big 'TEN'.
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Re: If you smoke weed you should pray for your soul
it is not blasemphy... any more than taking an aspirin is..I am not ashamed at all of my posts by they way.. they are truth and some people need a brick to open the sealed box on their minds...called mind control...

Like the one that meat suits go to heaven
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


What the fúck did I just read?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82291889


TRUTH
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81709042


Again TRUTH. like my comment above.. bodies don't go to heaven... for one. I gave you some truth.
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Your pastor is correct.

It’s kinda like running tires hard. For a good while everything runs well. Until it doesn’t.

And when she blows it’s pretty much game over.

Your pastor has probably seen a lot of flats.
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Our Pastor wont let weed smokers and druggies into his church.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81579995


I know some pastor who fears nothing more than the truth..

oh he is (or was) a fiery preacher..

as you can imagine - an absolute pervert
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.It won't be seen or understood as something particular. Rather, the kingdom is spread out upon the earth, yet people do not see it..
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God said I could smoke it. Now what, motherfucker?
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Our Pastor wont let weed smokers and druggies into his church.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81579995


I know some pastor who fears nothing more than the truth..

oh he is (or was) a fiery preacher..

as you can imagine - an absolute pervert
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78008453


Methodist?
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"11: Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day."
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right. That's why I have cannabanoid receptors all over my body and in my brain. It was God's practical joke to make receptors for something forbidden.
Genesis says all seed bearing herbs are for my food and medicine!


Yes, the seeds, not the seedless, psychedelic flowering tops. Ingesting hallucinogenic substances is pharmekeia, or sorcery. I understand liking the stuff but it's an unhealthy and sinful vice.

“And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.”

For meat(food), not getting stoned.
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Re: If you smoke weed you should pray for your soul
It is important that weed smokers know and realise that they should stop that sin and pray for their soul to be forgiven for the wickedness they have endeavoured in.
Shame on them.
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It is important that weed smokers know and realise that they should stop that sin and pray for their soul to be forgiven for the wickedness they have endeavoured in.
Shame on them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81554995


I Just don't see that one listed in the big 'TEN'.
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11. Thou shall not have direct access to your soul.
There is no nobility in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self. ~ Ernest Hemingway
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It is important that weed smokers know and realise that they should stop that sin and pray for their soul to be forgiven for the wickedness they have endeavoured in.
Shame on them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81554995


weed is a natural good medicine for those who can use it.. stop the Christian false judgement here... OK STOP IT.
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


You of all people should know better than to side with this blasphemy. Take a look at yourself and read your posts. You should be ashamed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81764553


it is not blasemphy... any more than taking an aspirin is..I am not ashamed at all of my posts by they way.. they are truth and some people need a brick to open the sealed box on their minds...called mind control...

Like the one that meat suits go to heaven

 Quoting: Mother Maggie

you should be ashamed. deeply ashamed of all the lies, deceptions, and outright blaphemies you have posted. and even more ashamed with how you have mislead others

no, your posts most certainly are NOT TRUTH
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if you smoke weed for too long you wont give a sht about anything, you could purpotrate anything and wouldnt give a sht... defintion of losing your soul
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004904


Losing your soul is being hyper-invested in this physical reality in fear of being disposed of by a judgemental God.

Mind expanding tools like cannabis can tune you to a higher frequency and some people have come to the realization that everything is working as intended and that everything will work out at the end of the day. When I came to this realization I laughed because I just KNEW that all my stresses and personal problems do not matter and will not matter in the end. My experience left me with a feeling of relief and trust in the flow of life. You have to experience it for yourself.

Oh, and believe it or not.. some of us don't need to put faith into any God to keep us from being depraved criminals. Religious folk who think their faith is the only thing keeping them inline kind of scare me.
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Re: If you smoke weed you should pray for your soul
Our Pastor wont let weed smokers and druggies into his church.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81579995


I know some pastor who fears nothing more than the truth..

oh he is (or was) a fiery preacher..

as you can imagine - an absolute pervert
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78008453


Methodist?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29342048


doesn't matter, THEY ALL HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS...

it's a pitty
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If You Take The Vaxx, You op should PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL!


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The evidence that Jesus existed is substantial, and can only be denied by those that choose to live in darkness and ignorance.
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The Michael Son Jesus is 2 trillion or more years old.
 Quoting: Mother Maggie


bsflag bsflag bsflag

Jesus is NOT your michael son. michael of nebadon is one of satan's many names.

Jesus is the only begotten son.

GROW UP AND DEAL WITH IT!!!
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if you smoke weed for too long you wont give a sht about anything, you could purpotrate anything and wouldnt give a sht... defintion of losing your soul
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004904


Losing your soul is being hyper-invested in this physical reality in fear of being disposed of by a judgemental God.

Mind expanding tools like cannabis can tune you to a higher frequency and some people have come to the realization that everything is working as intended and that everything will work out at the end of the day. When I came to this realization I laughed because I just KNEW that all my stresses and personal problems do not matter and will not matter in the end. My experience left me with a feeling of relief and trust in the flow of life. You have to experience it for yourself.

Oh, and believe it or not.. some of us don't need to put faith into any God to keep us from being depraved criminals. Religious folk who think their faith is the only thing keeping them inline kind of scare me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78338821


"Mind expanding", or hallucinogenic substances ARE specifically prohibited in the bible. It's pharmekeia, which the bible calls sorcery. Those types of substances have been used for millenia to contact unclean spirits.

If you ever encounter demonic activity, Jesus Christ is your only defense. Getting stoned lowers your guard spiritually and gives unclean spirits easier access.
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Re: If you smoke weed you should pray for your soul
A plant is a tool given to you by nature/God with their abundance of healing properties and nutrients for the body when applied correctly. Problem is with dumb humans who use for something entirely different that could even kill them.
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Did God tell you this himself?
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If so, a few of us got some damn questions we'ld like answered....


OP, it's pot. Some of the most strongest believers I know smoke pot, shite about half (or more) of us Quakers do, 1/3 of the Amish we know, but not many Mennonites as they like to make judgemental statements like yours to make them "feel" right about their lot (we call your type "Paulist'")
GO BUY RICE & BEANS - NOW
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if you smoke weed for too long you wont give a sht about anything, you could purpotrate anything and wouldnt give a sht... defintion of losing your soul
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004904


You ever hear of Willie Nelson? I've been smoking for over 50 years and guess what? I still have more brains and typing skills than you.
justavet In the end, our regrets are for what we didn't do, not for what we did.
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But you probably think popping a pill because daddy physician prescribed it is totally acceptable?
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Even Jesús turned Water into Wine!

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Re: If you smoke weed you should pray for your soul
God created us in his image. There are specific receptors in the brain meant to process cannabis. Are you saying he made a mistake by creating our anatomy to process a plant he also created? Make it make sense.





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