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Outis User ID: 77906239 United States 07/23/2022 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They are always testing to see how dumb, or dumber people are. I guess if you believe in viruses floating through the air that can get you even if there's no one in the least bit close to you, you can believe in sperm swimming around the ISS and magically finding the egg in multiple females. If this were true on the ISS, it would be true on earth, and it isn't. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83900937 France 07/23/2022 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i just cannot believe the sheer MAGNITUDE of global bullshit psyops, the sheer NUMBER of homosexuals willing to spend 8 hours a day making up bullshit to confuse and lie to the masses,I don't hate people it's just why are these freaks who control everything in control of everythng, they are so dumb and evil , but they are such brilliantly evil and sooo absolutely fiendish nobody can believe it Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22716764 it's like two completely different layers of society, one one of absolutely psychotic vampires and then the 'nice' masses who seem nice and normal but have no power i wrote something similar, got instabanned. there's ai and trigger words in place for autobans. pretty high end. What I find amusing also is the outward appearance of this place, looks very dated...so what we have is essentially a "s[33per" forum. ex-owner now head janitor took the dark money and ran to cash's for bottle of wine and new 750ml glasses to replace the ones he keeps breaking whilst sloshed |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83900937 France 07/23/2022 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “” Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can 'impregnate 3 females' Quoting: Taz Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members … “ Link @ [link to www.dailystar.co.uk (secure)] no problem as the iss isn't in space but the thermosphere |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80535219 United States 07/23/2022 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So thinking logically about this wouldn’t the female astronauts have to have their pants down and let’s spread for this to even POSSIBLY occur ? What the fuck is going on up there a zero-G Orgy ? Not that I blame them…. It sounds fucking amazing Quoting: Taz Spermies swim better in zero-g. Theys zip around like dragonflies and hummingbirds |
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User ID: 80671267 United States 07/23/2022 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got a simpler solution. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80876054 Either shut the fuck up and let the men do as they please or don't have female astronauts. And notice how they don't give a shit if the females masturbate in space. They can probably have astronaut dildos shaped like space shuttles that they nickname the challenger or some shit like that or rocket shaped dildos but nobody would say shit nor should they. Emerald_Glow 2.0 |
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User ID: 77794570 United States 07/23/2022 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Makes total sense Now. Those guys are closer to the sun, causing a Maj build up of Vit D they are absorbing from the sun. A tremendous amount of Man Butter building up over a period of time (Hours) can cause painful case of inflammation of the scrotum. The real rub, What if this Man butter Escapes the space station? Could be the beginnings of a new life form. Jed Eckert: C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up! Why is it that an economic theorist called an "expert", but a conspiracy expert is called a "theorist"? The only time an aircraft has too much fuel onboard is when it is on fire. . . . Sir Charles Kingsford Smith |
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