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Pentagon officials claim an "infectious disease" transmitted from poltergeists

 
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"THIS IS GLP" (*spoken by James Earl Jones*)

CLAPPA
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bump
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Casper was a gateway show.
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pffft-spitsmoke

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Ever wonder how a cambion or nephilim is made? There doesn't have to be any physical coitus between a human and a spirit, the genetic information is often transmitted in the form of scalar radiation to directly modify the DNA of a developing fetus. The same principle of "wave genetics" can be used to mutate DNA to cause cancers or insert the genetic information of a pathogen into a cell without needing to be exposed to the physical virus or bacteria. If a poltergeist can move and alter the properties of large objects, it's not much of a stretch to presume that that they could do the same to the tiny molecules in your cells.

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WTF
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Here’s the long version of the story
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I'm still going to wear a mask and gloves until Jesus comes back and gives me the "all clear".
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"THIS IS GLP" (*spoken by James Earl Jones*)

CLAPPA
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bump
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Can't make that shit up! Ghosts are infecting us now? I smell a stollen election on the way..
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Former Pentagon officials claim an "infectious disease" transmitted from poltergeists is spreading across the nation.
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Could be.

I imagine there are poltergeists who are Karen-Gestapo Liberals just as various fully-alive humans are.
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Bump, for not being "political"
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Pentagon is not political? Sense when.
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It is political, everyone knows that all dead people vote "Democrat"!
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What a strange story. Don't quite know what to make of it.
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Crown chakra = Corona (Crown)

Low IQs will catch on, sooner or later.
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I wonder why they call it that instead of the “truth.”
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Just shoot me now
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Former Pentagon officials claim an "infectious disease" transmitted from poltergeists is spreading across the nation. They also say ground zero for this ghostly "contagion" is #SkinwalkerRanch in Utah. We investigate this insanity in our new report







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Classic glp thread...
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More propaganda...
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Quarantine abuse...again?
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Is it the polterpox? What are the symptoms? Going around the house knocking on objects, making strange noises?
Any vaccines on the way already?
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"Polterpox" lol
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lmao
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sideways
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:ohlook:
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CERN getting to work straight away!
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4: The fourth step involves universal supernatural manifestations using electronic means

This step contains three different orientations:

The first one is to make mankind believe that an alien invasion is about to occur upon every major city on the earth. This is to push each major nation into using its nuclear capability to strike back. In this manner, it would put each of these nations in a state of full disarmament before the United Nations after the false attack.



The second is to make the "christian" believe that a major rapture is occurring, with a simple "played" divine intervention of an alleged "good" alien force coming to save the good people from a brutal satanic attack. Its goal is to get rid of all significant opposition to the NEW WORLD ORDER.



The third orientation is a mixture of electronic and supernatural forces. The waves (frequencies) used at that time will allow supernatural forces to travel through fiber optics cable, coaxial cable, electric and telephone lines in order to penetrate all electronic equipment and appliances that will by then all have a special microchip installed.



The goal of this step deals with the materialization of satanic ghosts, specters, and poltergeists all across the globe in order to push all populations to the edge of a wave of suicide, killing and permanent psychological disorder.



After that night of the THOUSAND STARS, HUMANITY IS BELIEVED TO BE READY FOR THEM TO ENTER IN A "NEW MESSIAH" TO REESTABLISH PEACE EVERYWHERE AT ANY COST, EVEN AT THE COST OF FREEDOM.
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Is it the polterpox? What are the symptoms? Going around the house knocking on objects, making strange noises?
Any vaccines on the way already?
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"Polterpox" lol
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cruisemask
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Finally. A modern classic glp thread that isn’t divided between politics.
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Former pentagon officials.
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Psy Op to cover up 5G and Starlink illness
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The Boo Flu
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Former Pentagon officials claim an "infectious disease" transmitted from poltergeists is spreading across the nation. They also say ground zero for this ghostly "contagion" is #SkinwalkerRanch in Utah. We investigate this insanity in our new report







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Classic glp thread...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84073339


Maybe they just stumbled into the wrong 'ranch' in their 'investigation' and came away with an "infectious disease".

Could happen to anybody.
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BLUE OYSTER RANCH. GET ready to lick leather.
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cruise

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Watch the full video before contributing. It was nothing more than a farce. Long story short, they made up stories and submitted them to please their employer/government program. Maybe one or two things did happen, but likely it was all bullshit used to funnel government tax payer money into a program that didn't prove shit.
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Where....seriously, WHERE do they even come up with this bs?

Sure sounds a hell of a lot like they're reaching to cover up the poxes and whatever diseases and conditions affecting the vaxxed are having.
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Thread: Achtung! The Illuminati now know how to change your moral judgments with magnetic pulses.

Diseases are caused by sound waves..

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Noise pollution is very harmful to health. Exposure to excessive sounds such as noisy machinery, loud music, vehicular noise, can adversely affect a person’s hearing. Not only this, the people exposed to noise pollution can be victims of many serious diseases. Loss of concentration, irritability, depression, impotence, even life-threatening diseases like cancer are among the several ill-effects of noise pollution.
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Ghost flu cruise





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