Tips for cheating on your girlfriend without getting caught?…

I applaud OP for making such a clever thread bait, and the responses are gold.

Long Live GLP!

It good that 90% of men marry cougars wow OK sunshine


Are you marrying a cougar?
Or is your man left you to marry a cougar?


What's your deal.like what are you trying to say?

I never said that they loved me!

I still love them.

And no, I doubt that any of them has my back.

Are you marrying a cougar?
Or is your man left you to marry a cougar?


What's your deal.like what are you trying to say?


Cougar um where have you been cougar in the dawn making get your head out of your ass lady!!!! This whole thing this whole pandemics about setting himself up with someone from other side of the track you act like men don't do that shame on you

Just leave her. WTF. Are you a man or a coward

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Well...good.


It good that 90% of men marry cougars wow OK sunshine


Are you marrying a cougar?
Or is your man left you to marry a cougar?


What's your deal.like what are you trying to say?


Cougar um where have you been cougar in the dawn making get your head out of your ass lady!!!! This whole thing this whole pandemics about setting himself up with someone from other side of the track you act like men don't do that shame on you


WHAT MY DEAL??? YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE RIGS THINGS IN THE MAKING YOU WANNA TEST ME ON THIS MY FAVORITE LETTER IS D FOR DETONATE MY EX TRY THAT ON ME AND GROUP OF MY FRIEND TRIED IT I GUESS WE ALL ARE GUILTY OF KILLING EACH OTHER HIM ME THE WORLD THE ONE THAT TO MISPLACE ME THEN FINE BUT DID YOU KNOW I DID BEFORE IN EONS YEARS FOR CASES LIKE THIS WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER YOU ACT LIKE WE DONT BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING THE WORLD ISNT THAT BIG

Nancy Pelosi ALWAYS wins always

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It good that 90% of men marry cougars wow OK sunshine


Are you marrying a cougar?
Or is your man left you to marry a cougar?


What's your deal.like what are you trying to say?


THIS IS ABOVE YOUR PAID GRADE

I REPEAT ABOVE YOUR PAID GRADE

Cougar um where have you been cougar in the dawn making get your head out of your ass lady!!!! This whole thing this whole pandemics about setting himself up with someone from other side of the track you act like men don't do that shame on you


Are you saying I'm being cheated on???

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No reply.


God you people are fake and do anything to keep people apart.




It's disgusting.



Comes around goes around...

Are you marrying a cougar?
Or is your man left you to marry a cougar?


What's your deal.like what are you trying to say?


THIS IS ABOVE YOUR PAID GRADE

I REPEAT ABOVE YOUR PAID GRADE

We can still find you.

71177216.

You are adm here...


I can't quite you....without you being in my reply.





Good luck with YOUR pay grade.


Shyster.


Crook.


Blasphemer.

Quote.....not quite.

All my replies are not quoted..


Someone else is pretending to be me again.



Screen shots bitches..


I didn't..


Two other people did.



Way above your paygrade.

A lot of odd quoting and bot responding tonight.

Are you saying I'm being cheated on???


My replies were reversed here.


You won't get away with this you know.. I'm glowie Ultra.Reverse that. Bitch.

Damn you.

It's not bot


It's a cunt.

I'm making a call to find out who it is..

Be right back.

So... you are an asshole with an asshole girlfriend. That's good. I've always believed that one should only date within one's tribe. Geeks should only date geeks, religiosos should only date religiosos, and assholes should only date assholes.

As for tips, well... here it is, straight from a female who who has knowingly shared a guy who thought he was secretly cheating and did not know that us girls were sharing his lies with each other behind his back:

1. Tell her you plan to fuck around.

2. Seek out women who don't care that you already have a girlfriend.

3. Be sure to be open about your situation. Tell her exactly what you are doing. Liars are the worst.

4. Dedicate one night per week to just hanging out in bars. Pick a different bar each week. Pick a different girl each week. Tell her exactly what you are doing, so she doesn't get her hopes up about you possibly being The One.

5. Have fun. If it isn't fun, it isn't worth doing. And on that note, here is my last tip:

6. Make her laugh. The funny guys get laid first.

Eventually you will build a small circle of "girlfriends". Just remember, if one person gets crabs (or whatever), everyone gets crabs. Sharing is sharing. Perhaps you might investigate polyamory.

It's useful to get a job as a night attendant in a coma ward .

Just break up with her, you coward.

That's evil.
That's like raping little old ladies, or kids, or handicapped people. People so vulnerable they can't fight back even if they wanted to.

LMAO

Hushed app for separate phone number.. Download and delete as needed… then find an escort or two. Escorts don’t tell and they are cheaper then an affair