Tips for cheating on your girlfriend without getting caught?…

Answer found, come get in bed with me, buddy.

Fucking A right they are. I can’t believe Apple ever invented air tags…fucking assholes

Go find a nice drippy vax clotty hole and have a good slurp.

Worked for Cherries.

You have to have a burner phone. It's a must.

Also, you have to make sure the girl you're cheating with doesn't know your address or last name. A fake first name is even more ideal.

You will have to have sex with her at her place or hotel. Make sure she isn't able to see your license plate. Unscrew it and leave it inside the car when you go to her place or meet at the hotel.

Godspeed.

Well that does sound intriguing

Damn man, that’s like some pro level 100 shit right there…

Wow some real asshurt with the stars…log in baby?

If I don't get your thread how about you keep your two cent to yourself stop making lies up about people did you know for thieves get their tongue cut finger sown off for what your describing about person or situation you weren't even present at the time to say that about her or whoever so fuck off get an life worry about you


Go through your shit um you left very little to go in about your dilemma sorry I won't help you I don't betray others neither should you

Hey but here an idea only sync your phone to emails not to contacts stop swapping my phone with bioweapons from sky then we come to agreement till then you GET TO MAKES HER FEEL UNDESERVED PLUS WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU

1. Visit red-light district in your car.
2. Pickup your favorite flavor of whore.
3. Don't make it any offers until you're sure it's not a cop.
4. Drive to a place that is devoid of human life.
5. Fuck it hard.
6. Pay it in cash and then get rid of it.

Tip: Don't forget the condoms.

Are you talking about your red karma but it true you did break into someone house like you typically do and you pull an gun on those individuals in that complex or wherever you where so don't come down when you committed a crime your lucky you ain't in jail

I also don't date guys that blow other guys

I'm sorry you might have dirt on me but I remember everything you share while you took our time for granted that why I left you

You go girl

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You go girl

That was awesome, close but awesome

I really wanted that chrome guitar that day at the store like I would die to have that

You sound like a one finger guy?

Piano key 88

Start going thru all her shit, read her texts and email, check her internet history.......they hate when you turn the tables on them.

you are e a sick bastard

Oh I’ve done that AND made a Facebook account…invited EVERY chick as a fried from back in the day….it was funny as fuck as all my “friends” were chicks. I deleted account ro save her sanity…was worth it though 500 plus

Ok faces of death how much did you watch banned videos

All of this, and more. You will actually need to create a new persona, if not actual ID, that explains all the odd behavior that is going to eventually be questioned by any woman you have an extended fling with. But keep it simple. The more complicated you make it the easier it is for you to screw up. Like family, for instance. You have no living relatives. Period. You're an only child, parents died shortly after you graduated high school, etc. etc. etc. This permanently shuts down discussion of that topic and there are no expectations of meeting anyone from your family.

You'll need a rental locker or small storage room somewhere to keep things, like your burner phone. Don't keep ANYTHING in your car or on your person or it will eventually get discovered.

Pay cash for EVERYTHING, or use cash to purchase a prepaid credit card so there are no purchases traceable back to you. Don't hang out on the same side of town as your GF, or someone you know will eventually recognize you out with a woman other than her. Keep your bars, restaurants, and all that stuff separate.

Your GF will suspect something is up, no matter how careful you are. Learn some basic counter-surveillance techniques so you can detect a tail. (This is where my cheating ex-wife screwed up, and I was able to follow her from her office to the office of the guy she was sleeping with and catch her in the act.)

Also, keep all lies as close to the truth as possible. If you make stuff up on the fly you will forget details and that is a fatal mistake.

However, the best piece of advice I have for you is to just dump your current GF and move on. Why create unnecessary drama?

My man!

Don't cheat on people.

If you want casual sex then dont have a long-term partner.

Last Edited by The_Mothman_Prophet on 08/30/2022 11:07 PM

Damn you mother fuckers are pros!

Nah I don't need the child support

You asking me to make some fuck?

So? No more takers?