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Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..

 
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Why would anyone have their child talk to Father Christmas, sitting behind a desk. Also Kid looked way too old for such bullshit cheap tacky stuff. Where has all the magic and wonder gone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84793718


We ask kids to believe what they ultimately find out is a lie, told to them by the people they trust most. What could the purpose of this be? Can anyone connect a single dot to realize what the result of this has been? Parents are so addicted to this "tradition" that they will take their kid to a strange libtard dressed as santa to ask for the gifts they want. I know, I know, bring on the insults and statements telling me I ruined Christmas. WRONG! We had all the fun of Christmas without this lie and when I talk to my children, they always know I am not lying. They are all glad they were not lied to. I never made fools of them with this nonsense. But go ahead with this. Your willingness to go to such lengths to lie to your kids in the name of YOUR fun only proves it is ALL ABOUT YOU and not them. A red, fat man delivering gifts via sled is NOT what makes Christmas fun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83955641


i never told my kids Santa was real...they knew who the REAL Santa is, their father.
i also told them to not go to school and spread that around.
not sure if they did or not.
i didnt want to lie to them about anything because they would find out.
 Quoting: rob2


I had to stay up all night to find out the truth, think I was six or seven. I did tell the other kids at school and got punished, can't remember if the teacher washed my mouth out with soap (that might have been my babysitter) but I got taken off the playground and had to sit in a room by myself.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Take away the whole left agenda thing…this guy is a fucking shitty pathetic and miserable piece of shit. Whoever hired him as santa needs to be canned.
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What a Fucking Wanker making a kiddie cry like that.
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 Quoting: Grumpyarse


He could have worded it differently, heading that from Santa is almost like hearing it from God at that age, I think the tears were more being made to feel like a bad person not so much the no nerf gun
 Quoting: KuvaszLove


He offered that boy many alternatives. If your child cries because it doesen't get always what it wants you did an amazing job to raise an spoiled brat, simple as that. Everyone here would clap, if it was a liberal lefty child who wished to get a purple dildo like his dad and Santa refused because he doesen't yupport degenerated liberals. But as soon he refuses to give him a nerf gun, everyone here thinks they are morally qualified to demonise this guy. Keep clapping guys, your just as degenrated as the liberals just the other side of the same coin.
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That's not Santa its a mentally ill Transexual.

Too bad we don't know where that kid lives, we could flood his mailbox with Nerf guns.
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I tend to agree. I’m a staunch 2a guy, and my kids will get real guns when the time is right and or the right reasons. NOT to point at each other or their friends for fun. I’ve got nephews who point toy guns in my face every time they have one and it’s pretty sad. All they play is kill and murder. You don’t think that has consequences?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79578387


Its strange. I grew up the exact same way playing with toy guns with idols like Rambo and I've yet to kill anyone in the 47 years I've been alive. Its not the guns that are a problem its the way we're raising our children. Sounds like someone is butt hurt that you took a nerf bullet straight in your cock sucker. Kids always had a great eye for picking out those that need to be bullied.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84189022


It’s more complicated, but you are right in that’s the parenting. My sister lets her boys run amok, so as you make a clear distinction in behavior when my kids play with their cousins, the toy guns get put up. Nerf to the nuts isn’t a problem , it’s getting any toy especially ones you have to aim jammed in my teeth i have a problem with. The irony in all this is my sister is a complete libtard social worker and won’t let her husband keep the shotgun i gave him in the house despite having a chamber chain lock in it.

I like you grew up on Rambo and shit and did some shit to animals I’m not proud of. And now i probably have a less than healthy affinity for firearms and tactical gear. A balance somewhere is the goal i have for my kids. On that note I’m getting my daughter a savage .22 with a suppressor and a red dot. Squirrel stew?
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who are these creepy guys hiding behind a fake beard ?
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I tend to agree. I’m a staunch 2a guy, and my kids will get real guns when the time is right and or the right reasons. NOT to point at each other or their friends for fun. I’ve got nephews who point toy guns in my face every time they have one and it’s pretty sad. All they play is kill and murder. You don’t think that has consequences?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79578387


Its strange. I grew up the exact same way playing with toy guns with idols like Rambo and I've yet to kill anyone in the 47 years I've been alive. Its not the guns that are a problem its the way we're raising our children. Sounds like someone is butt hurt that you took a nerf bullet straight in your cock sucker. Kids always had a great eye for picking out those that need to be bullied.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84189022


Bingo! I am 51 and don't even have speeding ticket to my name. Yet, I was roaming the bayous/creeks in Katy, Texas with my first AK-47 when I wasn't even old enough to drive.

I never hurt anyone.... It's not the guns... They don't point and pull the triggers themselves. They are just tools. Yet, these Communists think they are going to try and take away my right to self defense, my right that my grandfathers took up arms to protect during the American Revolution against England and in the Texas War of Independence from Mexico ? Ain't happening without a fight....

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What's with the table?

Don't they sit on Santa's lap anymore?

Probably too much pedo-risk.
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The table would be acceptable if that were the reason.

But no, it’s Covid. Gotta social distance, don’t ya know?
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
It's disgusting.

You literally couldn't release the movie "A Christmas Story" today... because the main goal of the protagonist is to get a Red Ryder bb gun for Christmas.

I'd like to see the 2022 version... everyone wearing masks, half the family sick/dying from vaccine-related illnesses... and neighbors call the police and DCF when they see Ralphie in the back yard with a bb gun.

Ralphie is tried as an adult, convicted of possession of a deadly weapon, has a permanent felony record, has to be undergo court-mandated counseling, and is placed on a regimen of mind altering anti psychotics for the rest of his life.

Because of all the trauma, Ralphie decides to transition into becoming a little girl, so he can only play with dolls from now on.

Merry Christmas everyone!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32577701


Ralphie goes on to an Indoctrinantion University that has abandoned test taking and Ralphie receives many benefits as he identifies as a woman furry aligator multi colored student. He tries to clear his past record as he also identifies as a responsible gun owner but the Univ is not fooled.

So sad yet so true!!
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Why would anyone have their child talk to Father Christmas, sitting behind a desk. Also Kid looked way too old for such bullshit cheap tacky stuff. Where has all the magic and wonder gone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84793718


We ask kids to believe what they ultimately find out is a lie, told to them by the people they trust most. What could the purpose of this be? Can anyone connect a single dot to realize what the result of this has been? Parents are so addicted to this "tradition" that they will take their kid to a strange libtard dressed as santa to ask for the gifts they want. I know, I know, bring on the insults and statements telling me I ruined Christmas. WRONG! We had all the fun of Christmas without this lie and when I talk to my children, they always know I am not lying. They are all glad they were not lied to. I never made fools of them with this nonsense. But go ahead with this. Your willingness to go to such lengths to lie to your kids in the name of YOUR fun only proves it is ALL ABOUT YOU and not them. A red, fat man delivering gifts via sled is NOT what makes Christmas fun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83955641


i never told my kids Santa was real...they knew who the REAL Santa is, their father.
i also told them to not go to school and spread that around.
not sure if they did or not.
i didnt want to lie to them about anything because they would find out.
 Quoting: rob2


I had to stay up all night to find out the truth, think I was six or seven. I did tell the other kids at school and got punished, can't remember if the teacher washed my mouth out with soap (that might have been my babysitter) but I got taken off the playground and had to sit in a room by myself.
 Quoting: Emerald Sky


My own siblings threatened me if I or my kids were to tell their kids there was no santa. They made a huge deal of it and it was clear it was not even for the kids but for THEM. I did not push my opinions onto them and told my kids not to say anything. It turned out to be another great life lesson that demonstrated the willful idiocy of grown adults. My kids marveled at their stupidity.

Today, all of my kids are wise, productive people. They love to have fun with friends and family, especially during the holidays when they can all come home for the break. They sit around huge tables playing cards and board games and they are eating, drinking, and laughing all night with all the friends and family they've grown up with throughout the years. Not having the lie of santa did nothing to prevent their fun and they won't be passing on this lie that has become a tradition to most.

Who can really say they enjoyed the fact that their own parents made a fool of them with this lie? Having joy while "knowing" there was a santa because your trusted parents told you this does NOT make this lie OK and good for your kids. It really is just one giant example your kids have that you cannot be trusted and they will subconsciously look for those they believe they CAN trust.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
I tend to agree. I’m a staunch 2a guy, and my kids will get real guns when the time is right and or the right reasons. NOT to point at each other or their friends for fun. I’ve got nephews who point toy guns in my face every time they have one and it’s pretty sad. All they play is kill and murder. You don’t think that has consequences?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79578387


Its strange. I grew up the exact same way playing with toy guns with idols like Rambo and I've yet to kill anyone in the 47 years I've been alive. Its not the guns that are a problem its the way we're raising our children. Sounds like someone is butt hurt that you took a nerf bullet straight in your cock sucker. Kids always had a great eye for picking out those that need to be bullied.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84189022


Bingo! I am 51 and don't even have speeding ticket to my name. Yet, I was roaming the bayous/creeks in Katy, Texas with my first AK-47 when I wasn't even old enough to drive.

I never hurt anyone.... It's not the guns... They don't point and pull the triggers themselves. They are just tools. Yet, these Communists think they are going to try and take away my right to self defense, my right that my grandfathers took up arms to protect during the American Revolution against England and in the Texas War of Independence from Mexico ? Ain't happening without a fight....

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83055738

The way and location you and I were raised, is night and day different than it is for kids today. Tv changed, smart phones video games, etc. acting like those things don’t play into the kind of violence we see today is intellectually dishonest.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Each morning for the past several days, I've dropped a pigeon from the powerlines, just above my driveway LOL

Let's hear the little pussies cry!
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Weird brag dude...seek help.
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12/04/2022 11:03 AM
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
That Santa is an asshole. He would have melted down if the kid said he wanted a Red Ryder BB gun.

He even sounds like a whiny liberal.

I mean, who else would ruin Christmas for a little kid?
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He MUST be a whiney liberal, bringing his personal politics into things that should never be tainted by it.
I wish someone there would have spoken up tbh, esp the mum!
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
I say: NERF Guns for every kid! AR15's for everyone else! HO! HO! HO!
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These people...
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What a fucking dickwad. Little self righteous prick!!! Hope that fucker got fired
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What a Fucking Wanker making a kiddie cry like that.
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Could have been worse, Santa could have offered him gender reassignment surgery to correct the kids “ toxic masculinity “

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Or Santa could have put him on his lap and let the boy handle Santa’s gun that was stuffed in his pants.
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What a jerk!!

Poor kid.
I dislike people who don't like guns.

Guns are like parachutes, if you need one and don't have it, you are likely NOT to need anything ever again.
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SAnta there has that winey liberal voice too. Theres a guy at werk that talks like that, makes me cringe every time i hear em talk. osmhiqqg

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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Each morning for the past several days, I've dropped a pigeon from the powerlines, just above my driveway LOL

Let's hear the little pussies cry!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Weird brag dude...seek help.
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Most of the time I think he must not have a soul.....shrug
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Lefttards should never be able to play Santa Clause.

What a jerk!
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That Santa should have Robert DeNiro punch him in the face. DeNiro's good at that. His acting sucks.


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Each morning for the past several days, I've dropped a pigeon from the powerlines, just above my driveway LOL

Let's hear the little pussies cry!
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Pigeons are ok to drop. They'll ruin your roof in no time.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Boys love toy guns and wooden swords! It certainly doesn't cause criminal behavior!

My grandson and his friends played with his lighted saber swords until they were in their teens!

I'm female, and I remember loving my toy metal guns that fit in a holster that went around my waist! We also loved our water guns!

My brother always had toy guns.

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What a Fucking Wanker making a kiddie cry like that.
Horrible Bastard
 Quoting: Grumpyarse


He could have worded it differently, heading that from Santa is almost like hearing it from God at that age, I think the tears were more being made to feel like a bad person not so much the no nerf gun
 Quoting: KuvaszLove


He offered that boy many alternatives. If your child cries because it doesen't get always what it wants you did an amazing job to raise an spoiled brat, simple as that. Everyone here would clap, if it was a liberal lefty child who wished to get a purple dildo like his dad and Santa refused because he doesen't yupport degenerated liberals. But as soon he refuses to give him a nerf gun, everyone here thinks they are morally qualified to demonise this guy. Keep clapping guys, your just as degenrated as the liberals just the other side of the same coin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84880529


That piece of shit lib was obfuscating a child's attempt to express himself.
Fuck that piece of shit with a cactus. If it were my son I'd have FORCED him to get out of his fucking chair and on his knees, remove his beard, and apologize to my son.

What messages are you teaching your kids every time you see evil but do not call it out? Call out evil everywhere it is found or the evil will devour your children.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
It's disgusting.

You literally couldn't release the movie "A Christmas Story" today... because the main goal of the protagonist is to get a Red Ryder bb gun for Christmas.

I'd like to see the 2022 version... everyone wearing masks, half the family sick/dying from vaccine-related illnesses... and neighbors call the police and DCF when they see Ralphie in the back yard with a bb gun.

Ralphie is tried as an adult, convicted of possession of a deadly weapon, has a permanent felony record, has to be undergo court-mandated counseling, and is placed on a regimen of mind altering anti psychotics for the rest of his life.

Because of all the trauma, Ralphie decides to transition into becoming a little girl, so he can only play with dolls from now on.

Merry Christmas everyone!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32577701


There is so much truth in what you posted.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
Ironically, not the only Mall Santa I've wanted to kick the shit out of. Had one toss one of my nieces on the ground because he though she peed on his leg. She was four and he hurled into a stack of packages like a sack of garbage and started screaming, "Your kid pissed on my leg!"

My sister picked her up and checked her, she was dry as a bone. He was drunk. No doubt about it. People are nuts exposing their kids to this sort of shit.
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
"Nope not even a Nerf gun" said the Santa

Where is the big scruffy Niqqa to knock Santa on his pansy ass?

Make public stoning GREAT AGAIN
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Re: Little boy asks 'Santa' for a nerf gun..
That's the moment the parent should have started shouting, "Hey, that's not the real Santa Claus! Fake Santa here! Fake Santa! They got a fake Santa! Hey everybody, he's fake! Fake!"

Then, if they want their kid to believe in Santa, tell the kid that isn't the real Santa, and take him someplace else. Repeat until they get a Santa that will say, "Sure, I will get you the nerf gun you asked for."

It's obviously the parent's wish to get the kid a gun, you self-entitled, piece-o-shit, fat-fuck fake, dime-store elf.
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He should be asking his parents for the gun since they are the ones busting their butts to provide things for him.
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Fucker needs a new rope tie.





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