Don’t masturbate with Christmas ornaments doctor warns.....

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

We don't use a star. We put a little Angel “up there.” ROTFLMAO!

THEY JUST WONT STOP. FFS!

I GUESS ITS POSSIBLY

Women will stuff the most bizarre things in their owls...

Christmas tree balls are glass and not Benois balls and shouldn’t be placed in front holes whether real or man made front holes…

Fusilli jerry - ass man

Match box car…

Dr. Slut.

Really?? Is this satire??? If not, I must have missed something. Was the outrage or did most people not understand what was going on?

You seem to be a bit obsessed with masturbation, OP.

Sad.

I am a medical transcriptionist and can verify that this time of year causes people to experiment with interesting things.

Like those tall glass candles ZOMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Back when I worked in the ER we kept an entire file of x-rays of people who inserted weird shit. Both front hole and back hole.

My faith in humanity never recovered.

There are some WAY kinky people out there with too much time and a bottle of lube in their hands. On the surface they looked utterly normal but under that veneer were some horny people that could make a porn star go "WTF were you thinking?".

Don't use crisco either. Thats shortening...

OMG!

What gave you that idea, asshole? Because I posted ONE silly thread?

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Add these to the list:

Fire extinguisher
Trailer hitch
Water faucet
Tequila bottle
Marshmallows
Hot peppers
Shot glasses
And a gear shift that was rode a little too enthusiastically.

You see some shit in the ER. Figuratively and literally.

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A candy cane properly sucked down to a fine sharp point can also be used as a murder weapon.

I saw that on Black Christmas movie.

You didn't read down far enough. Some guy rammed six kidney beans down his urethra for some stretchy fun.

I wonder who they call when a horse shlong gets caught up there - a Doc. or a Veterinarian?


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well there is always a first time to get educated about such... geesus

I heard 32ozs of coconut oil is ok

So can icicles and they disappears after use.

Saw that on Colombo.


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I see a lot of em have already been "abused", cause they are laying in peoples lawns deflated.