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Don’t masturbate with Christmas ornaments doctor warns..... | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 84293747  United States12/20/2022 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 83644812 United States12/20/2022 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought some GLP'ers would find this advice/warning important. You know they're here...  You seem to be a bit obsessed with masturbation, OP. Sad. What gave you that idea, asshole? Because I posted ONE silly thread? :ithoughtyouknew: You seem like a nice person. |
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| NasTraDooMis
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| NasTraDooMis
User ID: 80271255 United States12/20/2022 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Feb, 2022 Quoting: nutmeg 16 Weird Things People Have Stuck Up Their Butt (XRays) 1. A Vibrator – and a Pair of Tongs 2. A Barbie Doll 3. A Pint Glass 4. An Egg 5. A Cassette Tape 6. A Wine Bottle – and a Coat Hanger 7. A Jar of Instant Coffee 9. A Light Bulb 10. A Zucchini 11. A Billiard Ball 12. Buzz Lightyear..To Infinity and Beyond! 13. An Eggplant 14. A Fork 15. A Coke Bottle 16. A Hand Gun – Loaded [link to www.stayathomemum.com.au (secure)] The jar of instant coffee one has to be from prison In my high school there was a hotdog story. No kidding In womens prison they cut up the hotdogs before serving. Just passing thru. OG id 126286 NasTraDooMis |
| nutmeg
(OP) User ID: 76388104 United States12/20/2022 09:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: nutmeg I thought some GLP'ers would find this advice/warning important. You know they're here... You seem to be a bit obsessed with masturbation, OP. Sad. What gave you that idea, asshole? Because I posted ONE silly thread?  You seem like a nice person. LOL I'm wonderful. A Gemini. "Gemini represents two different personalities in one and you will never be sure which one you will face." Last Edited by nutmeg on 12/20/2022 09:29 PM |
| nutmeg
(OP) User ID: 76388104 United States12/20/2022 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: nutmeg I thought some GLP'ers would find this advice/warning important. You know they're here... You seem to be a bit obsessed with masturbation, OP. Sad. What gave you that idea, asshole? Because I posted ONE silly thread? You seem like a nice person. Before you judge me... Perhaps you didn't read the rude comment accusing me of being "obsessed" with masturbation? Because I posted this one thread? |
| BrainGuy, NFT FFS OMG
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| amplified2
User ID: 57123758 United States12/20/2022 10:05 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With doctors having to put out these kinds of warnings, no wonder they are pro vaxx It's their only recourse... They are not allow to say go jump off a cliff... So they just smile and say "dnnt forget that booster" I know a thing or two, because I've seen a thing or two. |
| BrainGuy, NFT FFS OMG
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| Pinochet'sChopperPilot
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| nutmeg
(OP) User ID: 76388104 United States12/20/2022 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So chicks don't buy those ornaments that look like a pickle for that purpose? Huh.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81064421 Yeah....I've seen that ornament and always wondered what that was....so I researched: The Christmas pickle is a lesser-known Christmas tradition for some Americans. A Christmas tree decoration in the shape of a pickle is hidden on a Christmas tree, with the finder receiving either a reward or good fortune for the next year. [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] Last Edited by nutmeg on 12/20/2022 11:19 PM |
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| nutmeg
(OP) User ID: 76388104 United States12/21/2022 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | December 20, 2022 Meanwhile ...in France.... Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation [link to nypost.com (secure)] Last Edited by nutmeg on 12/21/2022 12:19 AM |
| Pinochet'sChopperPilot
User ID: 15549613 United States12/21/2022 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | December 20, 2022 Quoting: nutmeg Meanwhile ...in France.... Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation [link to nypost.com (secure)] Oh, that's just fucking nasty. Why not just shove a coke can up there? "Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum." Come on and take a free ride. |
| Pinochet'sChopperPilot
User ID: 15549613 United States12/21/2022 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | December 20, 2022 Quoting: nutmeg Meanwhile ...in France.... Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation [link to nypost.com (secure)] Oh, that's just fucking nasty. Why not just shove a coke can up there? "Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum." Come on and take a free ride. |
