Happy Australia Day!

At this point you’re just a liar if you don’t post them, so..

Will ANNA finally get a taste of her own medicine?

Let's dicsuss!

I have no problem posting all of them! There's nothing I don't want revealed. I have no secrets and never said I would keep HIS secrets.

Just shit or get off the pot already ffs

Chill I am on it, I'll do it when I feel like it.

Awwww Where is GT?

Is she fighting with her "BF"?

LOL

I will compose an ode(not an od in)

Once a spider crawls up
Beside ya
Ask if it's lame
And it might
Then tell you its name
That being
Big TARTY
Not farty

Which being defined
Now im opined
Is Gargantuan
And
Tart Anna Rant To Ya.
Big Tarty for short
So please don't snort
For it retorts

With complaints
That will get you Red
Still better than dead.
By claims of Abuse
And other nasty Excuse
That actually raily
Are
Its own action daily.


Claiming poetry and art are abuse seems very woke
And it could ryme easily

Have a great day GT YAHshua grant you the beginning of wisdom Amen

And i will refrain from mockery of you henceforth.

Happy Australia Day

Last Edited by FHL(C) on 01/26/2023 05:08 AM

I will pin it.

I don't hate you OP

Still waiting, poser

:Magical::Snugglekeet::Snugglekeet2:

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Root like yll never get another VB!

Thanks for the pin! I don’t hate you either but I certainly don’t believe you don’t despise me.

This type of smut will end GLP, but maybe that's the plan.

you should be in prison, or at least on a registry

Maybe that's why he fled to Australia?

I don't despise you. Either. I just don't like your politics.

I like Oz. The humor and blunt earthiness covering comradrie

Truly laughing my ass off.

Remembering the drive out to Bateman's bay and surfing, old Dodge Charger behind me getting its windscreen blown out near Ulladulla, Paddock parties and grisly but irresistible frozen "spring rolls".

Spent two hours picking out broken glass of the Charger.

Shall I compare the world of Saudi Arabia, Jeddah, to the Australia, Coogee Bay?

NO! Won't waste the words

What WASN'T fckin fun in Oz?
Nothing!

What was fun in Saudi Arabia?
Nothing!

When these bastards get old, they're still gonna reinvent the RSA and start lawn bowling out by Ayers rock.

RSA=God's waiting room.

Does Reische's still exist as a beer brand?

Worst piss ever.

You ain't never been to be a place so free, so stifle yourself.

You need to be pummeled by waves into the sandbars in a land where you can learn that everything else wants to kill you.

Given GT as earlier "Sweaty beach Grrl", I'd invest quite a bit of waitin'...

I bet she'd be help change cylinder heads on my 66 or have the strength to play Surf Combat on Windsurfers.

What more could a man ask?

Nope, i didn't see or read anything funny about Australia.

Are there no Aussies with happy pic's?

It’s so wonderful here. Beats anywhere in the states, at least anywhere I’ve been or seen pictures of.

:ozbeach:

They’re all passed out drunk probably or forgot to even take pics!