would the devil dare love jesus

If you've ever looked into René Girard (I found his 'I see Satan fall like lightning'), he convincingly explains the daimon is a repetitive, ever-tightening mechanism of mimetic violence, i.e. 'whatever you did, I'm going to do worse', while Big J escapes the sick loop of hatred. However, given that's how bankers make their pennies and keep their pains, I'd much rather see the fools be overcome, and be dictated terms from a prostrate position. Sure wouldn't get any closer to their deceit otherwise!

Only momentarily. And only if it has something to gain.

I wonder if your Jesus would love the devil?

Probably anal for 15 min tops

None whatsoever I suspect. To know the devil is to hate the devil