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Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.

 
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Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.

So I'm 41 yrs old but I look 23, I went to Denny's with my 67 yr old co worker and this waitress was super flirtatious with me. She wanted to know my name, she said she loved my shoes, I told her I only got it for 45 dollars...

I know I sound like an inkwell thinking a waitress likes me cause she was all over me. It's their job to at this way to get a tip. She the. Said it was her bday yesterday and to celebrate she took her daughter to the dollar general. I felt so bad cause this girl looked like she was 19. I did her no mind when it came to the flirting, I'm freaking 41, I have no business flirting with a 19 yr old.

So I gave her a 10 dollar tip and she came back to thank me so much and for making her night. I'm sure she does this to all her male customers but was I a simp to give her a 34 percent tip because I felt sorry for her?

My co worker told me she was practically all over you and wanted you why didn't you flirt back. I said I'm 41 yrs old...

I will say I do feel like a symp for giving her a 10 dollar tip but if I didn't I would feel bad as well. It's been a double edge sword for my feelings. Am I a simp or what?
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For that you should have gotten her number
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
Go to Hooters, eat, and come back to this thread with same user number
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
What’s an inkwell simp?
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
Sometimes it's good to just do something nice without trying to make someone feel obligated in return.


You're totally Jesus.
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
Go back and give her the Crocodile Dundee Crotch Grab, if there is no sausage present, ask for her number
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It sounds like you got your $10 and that it was a meal at Denny's. Don't take the positive attention and good service for granted! You're blessed.
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
What’s an inkwell simp?
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I’d like to know as well.

Also OP, why didn’t you proofread your post?
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Its not that deep young man. She appreciated what you did, maybe even thought you were cute. No biggie. You are a nice guy, carry on.
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No..giving a decent tip to a waitress doesn't make you a simp. I wish I had the money to give nice big tips to people I think deserve it.
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
It sounds like giving away ten dollars is really eating at you. When you give ten dollars to an old woman who is still waitressing despite age and you expect nothing in return then you may be emotionally mature enough for a 19 year old. Problem here is that you have a stingy heart.
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
I always tip heavy before Christmas I wouldn't put much thought into it.
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It sounds like giving away ten dollars is really eating at you. When you give ten dollars to an old woman who is still waitressing despite age and you expect nothing in return then you may be emotionally mature enough for a 19 year old. Problem here is that you have a stingy heart.
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Well after he got home and started thinking, $10 is half way to the cost of a blowjob
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
Nope.

Giving a nice tip to a hardworking restaurant person doesn't mean anything other than that you appreciate their hard work.
I sometimes leave a $10 tip on a $15 tab if I notice the person is working hard for all their tables. Some people are so CHEAP that they don't want to tip at all, even if the service was excellent - what ungrateful greedy assholes.

At the beginning of Covid when the restaurant business was dying I left some $50 tips for the wait staff on $10 meals and one acquaintance left his regular server at one of his regular places $1500 on a $20 tab.

I do NOT tip for NO SERVICE.
WHY should they expect me to? But for a place where the person depends upon tips to live, particularly the everyday type of places where they work extra hard but there are NOT large bills because it is not a high end place I tend to tip very generously, never below 20% and often at 35% to 50%.

Be generous when you can afford to be, if you are normal there are times you won't be able to afford to. If you do that you will be rewarded in turn with it's psychic and and maybe even future Karmic rewards.
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
Nope.

Giving a nice tip to a hardworking restaurant person doesn't mean anything other than that you appreciate their hard work.
I sometimes leave a $10 tip on a $15 tab if I notice the person is working hard for all their tables. Some people are so CHEAP that they don't want to tip at all, even if the service was excellent - what ungrateful greedy assholes.

At the beginning of Covid when the restaurant business was dying I left some $50 tips for the wait staff on $10 meals and one acquaintance left his regular server at one of his regular places $1500 on a $20 tab.

I do NOT tip for NO SERVICE.
WHY should they expect me to? But for a place where the person depends upon tips to live, particularly the everyday type of places where they work extra hard but there are NOT large bills because it is not a high end place I tend to tip very generously, never below 20% and often at 35% to 50%.

Be generous when you can afford to be, if you are normal there are times you won't be able to afford to. If you do that you will be rewarded in turn with it's psychic and and maybe even future Karmic rewards.
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Amen
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Go back and give her the Crocodile Dundee Crotch Grab, if there is no sausage present, ask for her number
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lmao
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.

So I'm 41 yrs old but I look 23, I went to Denny's with my 67 yr old co worker and this waitress was super flirtatious with me. She wanted to know my name, she said she loved my shoes, I told her I only got it for 45 dollars...

I know I sound like an inkwell thinking a waitress likes me cause she was all over me. It's their job to at this way to get a tip. She the. Said it was her bday yesterday and to celebrate she took her daughter to the dollar general. I felt so bad cause this girl looked like she was 19. I did her no mind when it came to the flirting, I'm freaking 41, I have no business flirting with a 19 yr old.

So I gave her a 10 dollar tip and she came back to thank me so much and for making her night. I'm sure she does this to all her male customers but was I a simp to give her a 34 percent tip because I felt sorry for her?

My co worker told me she was practically all over you and wanted you why didn't you flirt back. I said I'm 41 yrs old...

I will say I do feel like a symp for giving her a 10 dollar tip but if I didn't I would feel bad as well. It's been a double edge sword for my feelings. Am I a simp or what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86167424

So you were either flirting with a married woman or a single mother.

Judging by the fact that she was working hard to provide for her daughter at 19, I doubt she was looking for a quickie with you.

Therefore in the best-case scenario you could end up as a beta-provider and continue to give her money, because "you feel sorry for her".

If she was good-looking enough, maybe it would be worth it.

But yeah, you're a simp nonetheless.
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
many places have incentives when customers come back and ask for a certain server by name as well as (though tips are not always garnished they usually are reported as to the amount a specific server gets) the ratio of tables turned plugged into the amount spent plugged into the tip amount to produce a relative number management can compare against other servers to see who brings in the most money.

but i mean who knows. maybe you just got it going on OP. chuckle
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
What’s an inkwell simp?
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Exactly. It’s like when people type out a paragraph then all of a sudden use an acronym, assuming everyone will know what it means, instead of just spelling it out.

I think “simp” is something that came from Twitch or Reddit. I’m not even going to bother looking up “inkwell simp.”
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
Keyword....."thought".
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
I have no problem tipping $10 on a $29 bill if the service is great.
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Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.

So I'm 41 yrs old but I look 23, I went to Denny's with my 67 yr old co worker and this waitress was super flirtatious with me. She wanted to know my name, she said she loved my shoes, I told her I only got it for 45 dollars...

I know I sound like an inkwell thinking a waitress likes me cause she was all over me. It's their job to at this way to get a tip. She the. Said it was her bday yesterday and to celebrate she took her daughter to the dollar general. I felt so bad cause this girl looked like she was 19. I did her no mind when it came to the flirting, I'm freaking 41, I have no business flirting with a 19 yr old.

So I gave her a 10 dollar tip and she came back to thank me so much and for making her night. I'm sure she does this to all her male customers but was I a simp to give her a 34 percent tip because I felt sorry for her?

My co worker told me she was practically all over you and wanted you why didn't you flirt back. I said I'm 41 yrs old...

I will say I do feel like a symp for giving her a 10 dollar tip but if I didn't I would feel bad as well. It's been a double edge sword for my feelings. Am I a simp or what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86167424





Don't think 10 bucks is going to get you laid.

Make it a regular stop see what happens..

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No way a ten dollar tip made anyone’s night. Maybe back in 1980
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Re: Am I an inkwell simp for giving a waitress a 10 dollar tip on a 29 dollar bill? She was just too nice to me, I even thought she liked me.
Should have given her a twenty and asked for a hand job in your car.
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Should have given her a twenty and asked for a hand job in your car.
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In comming..
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