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I am in Russian Military. Go ahead and ask questions. I will answer all.

 
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03/28/2024 01:14 AM
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I am in Russian Military. Go ahead and ask questions. I will answer all.
Good Morning

It is good to be with you all.

I am Ivan and I am Senior Lieutenant in the glorious Russian Army. I have seen the action in Ukraine for some time. We are smashing the Ukranians as you Americans will say.

Go ask your questions.
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03/28/2024 01:15 AM
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On a scale of 88-99, how bad are y’all losing!?!
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03/28/2024 01:20 AM
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This is joke no?

We are winning times thousand my friend! The Ukrainians have nothing left but terrorism. Soon we could be in Kiev but this is not what Putin wants. We must bleed NATO and Ukraine dry.
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03/28/2024 01:25 AM
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Are you hot? Single?
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03/28/2024 01:27 AM
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Ivan, we in America want you to know that we don't hate Russia. We respect Putin. We wish he could save us from our terrible leaders, because we don't have the courage to do it ourselves.
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03/28/2024 01:28 AM
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My wife she says so! It is the military uniform that turns on all the women. I will not lie.
Zerachiel

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03/28/2024 01:30 AM
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Are you guys invading Poland?
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03/28/2024 01:30 AM
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I am really in Russian military.

I will correct lies of fake Russian military imposter!

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03/28/2024 01:32 AM
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My wife she says so! It is the military uniform that turns on all the women. I will not lie.
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truth: military uniforms are ill-fitting in wartime.

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03/28/2024 01:32 AM
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Are you guys aware of tartaia and do u think it has anything to do with politics now? We saw tucker come over and the city is still beautiful and I hope it stays that way.
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03/28/2024 01:32 AM
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Ivan, the big question all Americans have is, are you going to use nuclear weapons on US citizens? Why so many nuclear submarines off our Atlantic coast?
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03/28/2024 01:33 AM

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I HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY

CYKA BLYAT!



AU NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!

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03/28/2024 01:33 AM
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We think the Americans are, well, not so smart for following senile old fool like Biden and the other corrupt leaders. We Russians wonder why America does not have better leaders? Why do the people not hold the leaders responsible? And kick out the bums as Americans say. We wonder this.

But we have no problems with the Americans. Unlike many places.
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03/28/2024 01:35 AM
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We think the Americans are, well, not so smart for following senile old fool like Biden and the other corrupt leaders. We Russians wonder why America does not have better leaders? Why do the people not hold the leaders responsible? And kick out the bums as Americans say. We wonder this.

But we have no problems with the Americans. Unlike many places.
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truth: Americans are frivolous and wasteful fools who cause us trouble. If Putin wants you dead, you are dead.
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03/28/2024 01:35 AM
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Biden is actually the best Leader the west could imagine…

You have no clue what you’ll get…
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03/28/2024 01:36 AM
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We think the Americans are, well, not so smart for following senile old fool like Biden and the other corrupt leaders. We Russians wonder why America does not have better leaders? Why do the people not hold the leaders responsible? And kick out the bums as Americans say. We wonder this.

But we have no problems with the Americans. Unlike many places.
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I think it's a combination of physical weakness (obesity, cancer, etc.), Mental weakness (psychiatric medications), and too comfortable with our salaries, cars, and pension plans to take a stand against the government. We also have too much trust in our election system, which is totally corrupt.
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03/28/2024 01:37 AM
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is it true that putin travels on UFO's at night with someone called Kan Daek.?
Zerachiel

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03/28/2024 01:37 AM
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Do they ration the vodka?
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03/28/2024 01:38 AM
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Good Morning

It is good to be with you all.

I am Ivan and I am Senior Lieutenant in the glorious Russian Army. I have seen the action in Ukraine for some time. We are smashing the Ukranians as you Americans will say.

Go ask your questions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75224159


Will Russia eventually get to Kharkov and Odessa?
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03/28/2024 01:39 AM
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We already invaded Poland in The Great Patriotic War. heehe this is joke.

If Poland does not get in the way of our offensive operations, she has nothing to fear.

We will not use Nuclear Weapons. Only if they are used against us will we use them. It has always been this way in the military.

We have the largest nuclear weapons like TSAR bomb. It is 100KT hydrogen bomb.
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Turtle Hermit

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03/28/2024 01:39 AM

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If so smart, why Ivan you be dying to hobby lobby drones with duct tape grenades attached? Would expect Russians to spray Vodka into air to disable devices?!?
Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war!
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03/28/2024 01:39 AM
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Russians might ask, are we gonna get direct US invasion???

Or is sleepy joe gonna say c’mon mannn
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03/28/2024 01:41 AM
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When does Putin announce Planet X to whole world, and how does that affect Russian military?
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03/28/2024 01:43 AM
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Does Putin believe Trump is the real president, and do they have backside discussions?
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03/28/2024 01:45 AM
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What do you think of NATO assho Jens Stoltenberg? He is big trouble maker, no?
Zerachiel

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03/28/2024 01:46 AM
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We already invaded Poland in The Great Patriotic War. heehe this is joke.

If Poland does not get in the way of our offensive operations, she has nothing to fear.

We will not use Nuclear Weapons. Only if they are used against us will we use them. It has always been this way in the military.

We have the largest nuclear weapons like TSAR bomb. It is 100KT hydrogen bomb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75224159


Poland and NATO are already in the way.

Why use nukes when there are endless hypersonic missiles now..?
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03/28/2024 01:47 AM
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We will not use Nuclear Weapons. Only if they are used against us will we use them. It has always been this way in the military.

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truth: Putin has changed strategic doctrine and laid out
first-strike scenarios.

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03/28/2024 01:47 AM
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Ivan Ivanovich! Get back in here now! And the correct term is "AMA" (ask me anything), not fuckinsky "go ahead and ask questions", days commie Shiite!johnny
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03/28/2024 01:48 AM
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Russian spam bot
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03/28/2024 01:50 AM
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You need go to hell very very fast ivan-putinosos-satanic ru nazi!!
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03/28/2024 01:50 AM
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How many Russian soldiers drink vodka?





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