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Squirrels....

 
Anonymous Coward
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Squirrels and roaches will survive us all.
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Squirrels are my arch enemy
 Quoting: Dr.Green Thumb


they will win

you know that
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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Squirrels are my arch enemy


they will win

you know that
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


because they've got Ballz!
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Wasn't that a song by Cyndi Lauper: Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun.

Oh... wait... it was girls.

Squirrel M
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Squirrels are my arch enemy


they will win

you know that
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor



I do :(
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they will be good food for when the shite hits the faneroonie hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959518


+10
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[link to www.youtube.com]
nobody really
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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That's cruel.


I feed them corn all the time. We had a baby boom last Spring.
 Quoting: mopar28m


Mopar, they're just a rat with a bushy tail...I have a baby boom here EVERY spring. They are all cool though and don't really mess anything up. (Other than dig holes in my yard looking for acorns.)

I had one a few days back that I was scolding about digging in my yard. It just sat there and looked at me...I was putting fresh water in a bird bath and he/she walked across my right foot and went over to an oak tree in my drive and went up about chest high. I kept scolding it and it just looked at me like WTF.

I've also got a family of cotton tail rabbits that graze out in my front yard. Seems they like the dandelion crop I grow every year. LOL...Believe it or not, they've never bothered my garden...I can get close to them and they don't get spooked.

They all know somehow that I'm no threat....
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cruel is the word.
 Quoting: Mnemosyne


Funny is mine.
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I think they are having fun


..depending on where they'd be landing..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 942748

Yeah I think the second one hit solid because it then went off at a 90 degree angle.
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My squirrel legions will deliver retribution upon you miserable bastards when the Rodent Wars begin.

Verily, they have prepared for the End Times.

Our armies will smite you.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"SNICKERSNIKCHATTERCHAT!!!!"
-My soldiers said that, and it means "You should have paid us in peanut butter offerings but it is too late now for the children of Abraham and the goyim non-squirrel scum that litter the Earth with their diseased seed and vile works."
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The squirrel was later quoted as saying "Bring da amber lamps"

siren2

But seriously, I hope the makers of this film get hit by a squirrel dropping out of the sky.
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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They are my friends.
They warn me of strange humans by whistling to me.
That shrimp was there when I got dressed this morning -- A BP Employee to TSA
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Animal abuse is funny?




Sick fucks.
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clappa
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NOT FUNNY
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especially the ones with big balls..




He went by the name Fuzzy Nutz.
 Quoting: mopar28m


lmao
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05/03/2010 01:12 AM
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That's just wrong:(

That said, you can't have a squirrel thread without this classic clip from Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation :D

[link to www.youtube.com]

Last Edited by Aware & Watching... on 05/03/2010 01:13 AM
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Darn it!! Didn't work.



that's better:)

Last Edited by Aware & Watching... on 05/03/2010 01:14 AM
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NOT, FUCKING COOL AT ALL!!! BASTARDS!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 912885



yeah...those damn dirty squirrels.














chuckle
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Its a squirrel relocation device.
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Ground squirrels have cost us thousands in chewed wiring, in the house, cars, trucks, 5th wheel, tunneling in driveway causing a broken axel... they are anything but cute! Right now we have them trying to break in through the roof. I expect they are coming with switchblades this time, but I have a big bucket of surprise for them. Oh so yummy, but deadly. It worked so good two years ago, I forgot to put it out last spring, so this spring I have big squirrel problems again.

Like those that know this evil creature have already said - they are just bigger rats.
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 01:19 AM
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Try this...

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Squirrels will also strip your fruit trees faster than a dog can trot. They love peaches, apricots, plums, cherries, you name it. If you want to have a nice little orchard in squirrel country you will have to make a choice between your produce or the squirrels. I have also watched them enjoy my garden. It's amazing - a squirrel can pick an eggplant bigger than he is and run like lighting before you know what hit you.
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"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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05/03/2010 01:26 AM
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 Quoting: F.B.Nyte


LOL!!!! Too funny!! Hadn't seen this one yet:)
Real truth is self evident...
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my backyard is a four way battleground ...

squirrels vs crows vs blue jays vs robins
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


Mine is squirrels, racoons, cats, grackles, and songbirds....and separate hummingbird wars.
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Nice,fling it into your neighbors yard.
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Re: Squirrels....
could this be an indication that you have no soul?





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