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Squirrels....

 
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 11:38 AM
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This guy is just to funny...

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F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 11:48 AM
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Squirrels will also strip your fruit trees faster than a dog can trot. They love peaches, apricots, plums, cherries, you name it. If you want to have a nice little orchard in squirrel country you will have to make a choice between your produce or the squirrels. I have also watched them enjoy my garden. It's amazing - a squirrel can pick an eggplant bigger than he is and run like lighting before you know what hit you.

You can use nests to protect the trees in production, man, You took from them , I am talking about food ! When you made your house they where there first! when we build ,where they live ,we are taking from their space ,THE FOOD. The least thing you can do is let them have something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 915133


AC and all, please don't think I abuse my squirrel friends. I have a friend that has a walnut tree. It's a pain in the ass for him to try and mow when the nuts fall. I always help him rake them up and put them out in my yard for MY guys. Every spring I have walnut trees popping up all over in my yard where the squirrels have buried the nuts and forgot about them.
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05/03/2010 11:49 AM
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...................ATONE!

goaway


I love all these critters and wouldn't want to see any of them hurt....
 Quoting: F.B.Nyte


A biological creature hurled at those volocities would have a high probability of dying or have serious injury leading to death. Its troubling how you could not perceive that yourself.
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05/03/2010 11:51 AM
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Excuse me, *velocities*.
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 12:19 PM
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...................ATONE!

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I love all these critters and wouldn't want to see any of them hurt....


A biological creature hurled at those volocities would have a high probability of dying or have serious injury leading to death. Its troubling how you could not perceive that yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959885


AC, I'm sure that we have both experienced higher velocities than the squirrel in the vid. And we're both still here aren't we...In my mind, there was no dying or serious injury that took place here...Just one hell of a scary ride.
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 12:31 PM
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Go after Caribou Barbie, she's more dangerous than I,

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05/03/2010 12:33 PM
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Anyone else having problems with squirrels.... Try this...LOL

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 Quoting: F.B.Nyte

:5:
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05/03/2010 12:41 PM
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that is animal cruelty
they need to trace the owner of that video down and charge them
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05/03/2010 12:41 PM
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05/03/2010 12:43 PM
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bump
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...................ATONE!

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I love all these critters and wouldn't want to see any of them hurt....


A biological creature hurled at those volocities would have a high probability of dying or have serious injury leading to death. Its troubling how you could not perceive that yourself.


AC, I'm sure that we have both experienced higher velocities than the squirrel in the vid. And we're both still here aren't we...In my mind, there was no dying or serious injury that took place here...Just one hell of a scary ride.
 Quoting: F.B.Nyte



So you've been catapulted up in the air with a force that would have you landing (unhindered) hundreds of yards away? Now apply that idea and place large oak trees or other solid structures between the catapult and your projected landing spot. GET THE PICTURE!?

But really.. are you getting the picture!
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05/03/2010 12:57 PM
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OP ... you are one sick puppy.

My girlfriend successfully kept squirrels out of her yard and fruit trees with a fun campaign of peeing outside (which is relaxing). She got the family involved and the squirrels have not bothered her in years, and prior to this she never got ONE apricot from her loaded tree.

Use LOVE and intelligence to create win-win outcomes or you will find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time WTSHTF because you have disconnected from LIFE and now are feeling separate from LIFE, as in "that squirrel is my enemy", which is a kindergarten approach. But even that is wrong to say, for very young children would need to be taught violence against animals, and would not gravitate to this as a solution to a problem (unless they were raised on violent cartoons, which may indeed be the problem)

You see, Wily Coyote just kept coming back, no matter how much he got hurt in the last scene, so you never had to really feel his pain when the anvil fell on his head.

So, my post stating that you must have a problem with your small [member] was deleted; I'm sorry about that, that was rude of me to say that, so I apologize. I was just angry for the promotion of cruelty ... using this video as very low-grade entertainment, like watching dog-fights or cock-fights ... very very very low consciousness.

I still believe that no woman would get off to this kind of cruelty, or enjoy this kind of video, so those who enjoy it may be really expressing their own frustration with the Matrix control systems which desensitizes men to the point where they have to find some kind of relief by watching another part of life suffer abuse, as they feel they must suffer.

Perpetuating the suffering on this planet is NOT the direction any one us wants to be going at this fork in the road of our evolution.

Each one of us has the opportunity with looking at status quo and saying, "how can I make it better?" That is ascension.

It takes a little imagination and a little genius but that is the fun part.

BTW, it was MY suggestion to my girlfriend that she pee outside, and she thanked me profusely when she found it worked.

So there. Pee away, all, and save your crops!
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 01:03 PM
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Re: Squirrels....
...................ATONE!

goaway


I love all these critters and wouldn't want to see any of them hurt....


A biological creature hurled at those volocities would have a high probability of dying or have serious injury leading to death. Its troubling how you could not perceive that yourself.


AC, I'm sure that we have both experienced higher velocities than the squirrel in the vid. And we're both still here aren't we...In my mind, there was no dying or serious injury that took place here...Just one hell of a scary ride.



So you've been catapulted up in the air with a force that would have you landing (unhindered) hundreds of yards away? Now apply that idea and place large oak trees or other solid structures between the catapult and your projected landing spot. GET THE PICTURE!?

But really.. are you getting the picture!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959885


I understand what you are saying. In my mind I don't believe the squirrel was injured in this event. If it was I totally agree with you. But even a cat always lands on it's feet.
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05/03/2010 01:06 PM
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its animal cruelty and anyone who thinks its not for the person who's doing this' sick enjoyment is just plain wrong
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05/03/2010 01:09 PM
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Re: Squirrels....
...................ATONE!

goaway


I love all these critters and wouldn't want to see any of them hurt....


A biological creature hurled at those volocities would have a high probability of dying or have serious injury leading to death. Its troubling how you could not perceive that yourself.


AC, I'm sure that we have both experienced higher velocities than the squirrel in the vid. And we're both still here aren't we...In my mind, there was no dying or serious injury that took place here...Just one hell of a scary ride.



So you've been catapulted up in the air with a force that would have you landing (unhindered) hundreds of yards away? Now apply that idea and place large oak trees or other solid structures between the catapult and your projected landing spot. GET THE PICTURE!?

But really.. are you getting the picture!


I understand what you are saying. In my mind I don't believe the squirrel was injured in this event. If it was I totally agree with you. But even a cat always lands on it's feet.
 Quoting: F.B.Nyte



The G-force alone would have you unconscious before you hit anything. You can play the innocent card thats up your sleeve if you like. Those of us that can discern call your hand.
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05/03/2010 01:14 PM
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Re: Squirrels....
I'm having a flash back to early voice chat days when The Guy and some drunk chick were talking about squirrel recipes.

Bacon Wrapped Squirrel
Sent in by Timothy S. Barry.



~ squirrel legs, front or rear, amount depends upon how hungry you are
~ beer
~ garlic powder
~ pepper
~ salt
~ minced onion
~ hickory smoked bacon


Soak the legs in beer for 2 3 hours. Remove and drain.

Sprinkle to taste with garlic powder, pepper, salt and the minced onion.

Wrap each leg with bacon. Secure with toothpicks if necessary.

Place on hot grill. Cook over medium heat until cooked through.

Serve with your favorite sides.

Enjoy.


Squirrel Pizza
Sent in by Glenn Starkey.



~ 18 24 squirrel legs
~ 1 large onion, chopped
~ chicken broth
~ 1 jar pizza sauce
~ 1 loaf French bread
~ garlic butter
~ 2 lbs Monterey jack cheese, divided
~ black pepper


Place squirrel legs in a crockpot. Add the onion and cover with chicken broth.

Cook until tender. Remove and let cool.

Once cool, remove meat from the bones.

Cut bread in half lengthwise and spread liberally with the butter.

Sprinkle both halves with 1 lb of the cheese.

Spread on the meat and sprinkle with pepper.

Spread on the sauce and then the rest of the cheese.

Place on baking sheet and cook at 325 degrees until hot and the cheese is melted.

Serve and enjoy.


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F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 01:22 PM
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...................ATONE!

goaway


I love all these critters and wouldn't want to see any of them hurt....


A biological creature hurled at those volocities would have a high probability of dying or have serious injury leading to death. Its troubling how you could not perceive that yourself.


AC, I'm sure that we have both experienced higher velocities than the squirrel in the vid. And we're both still here aren't we...In my mind, there was no dying or serious injury that took place here...Just one hell of a scary ride.



So you've been catapulted up in the air with a force that would have you landing (unhindered) hundreds of yards away? Now apply that idea and place large oak trees or other solid structures between the catapult and your projected landing spot. GET THE PICTURE!?

But really.. are you getting the picture!


I understand what you are saying. In my mind I don't believe the squirrel was injured in this event. If it was I totally agree with you. But even a cat always lands on it's feet.



The G-force alone would have you unconscious before you hit anything. You can play the innocent card that's up your sleeve if you like. Those of us that can discern call your hand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959885


NO NO NO AC I don't buy it. The G-force was not enough to cause an unconscious state. I do not believe the animal was hurt but just got the shit scared out of it. Like I mentioned earlier, I've got a dozen or so of these guys living in my front yard and if anyone would try and harm them they would have to face my wrath.
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05/03/2010 01:24 PM
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Looks like entrapment.

Karma can be a bitch. When the creator of that vicious device finds himself flying through the air after a roll over accident, or caught by a tornado just remember, I told you so.
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+1
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05/03/2010 01:27 PM
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so funny. love you
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 01:29 PM
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05/03/2010 01:40 PM
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Why is this dumbass teenage boy type thread pinned??
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 01:53 PM
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so funny. love you
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I live to make people smile. Thanks for the encourgement.

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05/03/2010 01:53 PM
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Extortion. Once a day I will throw a handful of Planters Peanuts by the tree out front. If not the squirrels will call in the goon squad.
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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Why is this dumbass teenage boy type thread pinned??
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Hey AC, I have no Idea of how this got pinned. (BTW I haven't been a teenage boy forever.) I am as suprised as you that it did. If it stays around a bit and spreads some humor, It can't be all bad. Agreed?? People need to laugh.

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Anyone else having problems with squirrels.... Try this...LOL

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 Quoting: F.B.Nyte


Poor squirrel.

Some loser gets off on baiting a squirrel to enter a catapult and watching it flying across the yard. I'd like to see the inventor get catapulted across the yard and see how he likes it lol.
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05/03/2010 02:14 PM
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This guy is just to funny...

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 Quoting: F.B.Nyte

lolz!!!
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Yeah, someone has posted that video before on here.

Kinda messed up. Not cool. Squirrels dont bother anyone.
Not sure why everyone here has such a problem with them.
F.B.Nyte  (OP)

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05/03/2010 02:18 PM
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We are all here tryin to survive...

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Anyone else having problems with squirrels.... Try this...LOL

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 Quoting: F.B.Nyte


If the squirrel happens to hit someone is it assault with a dangerous weapon?
Actually that thing might not kill the squirrel. I saw one get shot with a shotgun about 30' up in a tree, fall strait down on its back and get up and run away!
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so funny. love you
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