Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

i've heard of post mortem erections but this goes way beyond that...

ok nevermind it is satire..

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wow.

1.) the name of the site alone SCREAMS for that it's a satirical, joke site

2.) the articles on the site even more



welcome to the net

OMG, that is sick.. Imagine the horrible effect this will hav on the child when he or she finds out ... Is this by chance the seed of Satan?

IF....this is a true story...which I doubt...the baby does not belong to a dead man. She is only concocting this story to go after the dead man's estate cause...after all...he's not around for dna testing anymore. Regardless...she is completely nuts.

Reminds me of this

[link to www.snopes.com]

But funny how a man's imagination works

"after a pregnancy test during a routine medical exam"...right there....guess what ISN'T part of a "routine medical exam"...

it's medically impossible

Funny, Stubbs the Zombie gets laid.

Kinda hot.


Just being honest.

no is not if she killed him, fresh and clean.

The sperm are dead, He cannot ejaculate and the dead sperm cells themselves do not have the life spark of life. Upon death. all energy is drawn out of the body cells.

show us the egg picture, everything is possible.

only in America

now that is sick

Viable sperm has been successfully removed from a dead man after he's been dead for 36 hours. There have already been several cases where wives or parents of the deceased had sperm removed to create a baby.

But it's not removed the old fashioned way, as this article states.

Mourning Glory Mortuary

It's becoming clear to me why the world is in the state it is: gullibility.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why some people donate organs after death...

Why do hair and fingernails or corpses keep growing?

Shit. "or" = "of"

"Dollar" Bill isn't dead yet.

Or ...

IS HE?!?!?

When they hang the convicts ,in last moment before death there is ejaculation
Never heard that dead body could do it ..say 30 minutes after heart stopped beating

if you pop it in a microwave for 20 seconds first, i suppose.

otherwise it'd be all cold and clammy up yer snatch.

Well, I correct myself then to a point, I didnt mean all the energy is drawn out in seconds. I worded this wrong and I was inaccurate

Decomposition starts right away, the organs have to be taken out immediately and chilled, That is what I meant. Anything remaining in the body starts to break down unless rapid action is taken and the organs are chilled

After that being said, Ill go back to being a minister and doing my Mystic posts. lol. Since thats what Im better at, sorry.

Genetic mutation has taken place and is going on in people who are addicted to porn and sex industry.

Pornography and sex industry started some 50 years back.

I Remember this joke from my college years

A woman was having ride alone in a boat but she was not aware that her husband has left the fishing equipments in the boat.

A police officer arrived and said to her "madam I will arrest you for fishing".

The woman replied "officer I am not fishing here"

Police replied "but you have the fishing equipments with you".

The woman replied "officer if you arrest me for fishing, I will charge you with rape".

The police officer was terrified and replied "ma'am I have not touched you"

Woman replied "but you have the equipments of rape with you"