how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

No internet?

What really sucked is when it rained and you went back to find them in a few days, they were all moldy.

Very weird. I used to find BOXES of porn mags in the woods.

What happened to those boxes of porn mags after it rained?

I grew up in southern Arizona

There were no woods.

Sad.

They maintained after they dried out, porno mags of the 70s were made of steel

:fap:

Was it where your dads went to read them?

Last Edited by Katipo on 11/26/2021 07:11 PM

Maybe they buried them in the sand at the base of a saguaro?

the Porn Fairy left them there.

Yes, mother

You're right...

Ha! Yup...I was exploring the woods near my house and saw 2 blue plastic handles sticking out of the ground. I pulled real hard and out came a red white and blue bowling ball bag that had been buried in the ground. The bag was filled with 70s era Hustler magazines. This was around 1980 or 81. The red white and blue bag says maybe 1976 since everything was rwb that year. I was maybe 10 or 11 when I stumbled across this.

That’s right. And it also causes hair to grow in the palms of your hands.

I cant believe this is even a thing...me n me mates found polaroid's in the bushes of some guy having his way with a flagon...wtf

Think we found one and the centerfolds name was cha cha beachball…. It was an ongoing joke for years.

Lol [link to hustlermagazine.com (secure)]

Can confirm first time I found some was in a creek in the woods

Was she bald as a beach all down there? As I recall from back in the day, natural seemed to be the preference then.

This is why we built Tree Houses and Forts.

Wouldn’t want that accomplishment to get away without photographic documentation.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

To store porn mags?

Porn mags, FTW!

Back in the day they were stashed everywhere, but they were kinda vanilla, compared to today's Internet "preversion" sites.

You might find the odd BDSM mag, but it was generally naughty girls, doing naughty things.

those days died a long time ago

i'm all grown up now

i look to the future

not the past

I didn’t really consider that this was so rampant.
But I remember.
Once a friend and I found a huge bundle of some freaky European prom, carefully wrapped in plastic while hiking railroad tracks. It was tucked up in a drainage tunnel.
That was the most memorable find, but many times I found wood porn..
I always figured it was someone’s secret stash, but maybe there’s more to it.
The big bundle I found was sealed and wouldn’t have been easy to open and then reseal. So it doesn’t seem to fit the masturbatorium narrative.
It’s as if it was a cache.

For a badly needed doom break.

The mystery deepens...

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