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So You Want To Move To Oklahoma? Need To Weigh 400 Lbs And Bring Frog Juice

 
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So You Want To Move To Oklahoma? Need To Weigh 400 Lbs And Bring Frog Juice
Don't do it. This state is #1 for prescription painkiller abuse and meth labs.

Police are everywhere, even in small towns with only one stoplight. There are the city police, county sheriffs from three counties, the highway patrol, the citizen potawatomie police, the sac & fox police and the seminole nation police.

This place is pitiful, expect to be stopped by police constantly. And good luck getting through a grocery store with all of the fat fuck welfare people that are so fat they cannot walk and have to ride the carts and block every aisle.

Yes, there are some decent people that can speak English, but there are many more that have no clue with regards to proper grammar. Did I mention that most folks here are grossly overweight and waddle or ride carts?

Yes, the headline in today's Daily Oklahoman newspaper is "Oklahoma Racehorses Doped With Frog Juice."

Look it up and stay away, give yourself a happy life, one without severe allergies, tornados, or ice storms. This place sucks and I can't wait to get out of here!
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03/17/2013 11:14 PM
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Re: So You Want To Move To Oklahoma? Need To Weigh 400 Lbs And Bring Frog Juice
Why the hell did you GO there?
I was born there and now live as far away as possible- I mean wtf are you a foreigner that you didn't KNOW?
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03/17/2013 11:23 PM
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Flyover state. Who gives a fuck?
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Re: So You Want To Move To Oklahoma? Need To Weigh 400 Lbs And Bring Frog Juice
I lived in Colorado for 25 years, then my wife died from a rare inherited liver disease (she was adopted as a baby).

I moved back here to Oklahoma to see to my elderly parents.

I don't understand why anyone would live here willingly.

Does that answer your questions, hateful Austrailan?
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03/17/2013 11:50 PM
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My family (mothers side) came out of Ok. in the early sixties. They worked the cotton and the old fields for many generations.

I hear there aint much there. No hills , no trees, no water.
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Re: So You Want To Move To Oklahoma? Need To Weigh 400 Lbs And Bring Frog Juice
Don't do it. This state is #1 for prescription painkiller abuse and meth labs.

Police are everywhere, even in small towns with only one stoplight. There are the city police, county sheriffs from three counties, the highway patrol, the citizen potawatomie police, the sac & fox police and the seminole nation police.

This place is pitiful, expect to be stopped by police constantly. And good luck getting through a grocery store with all of the fat fuck welfare people that are so fat they cannot walk and have to ride the carts and block every aisle.

Yes, there are some decent people that can speak English, but there are many more that have no clue with regards to proper grammar. Did I mention that most folks here are grossly overweight and waddle or ride carts?

Yes, the headline in today's Daily Oklahoman newspaper is "Oklahoma Racehorses Doped With Frog Juice."

Look it up and stay away, give yourself a happy life, one without severe allergies, tornados, or ice storms. This place sucks and I can't wait to get out of here!
 Quoting: ItsaTwister

Yes please leave ASAP. Headlines in Oklahoma no worse than any other state. This crap gotta be coming from some douchebag lib who has read about Oklahoma being a leader in pushing back against everthing Obama. Did you know that not a single 1 of the State's 77 counties voted for Obama. Can you say Patriots. queerbait.
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Don't let the door hit you in the hindquarters, OP.

Yep, I get so tired of driving past all these "Help Wanted" signs here, and having all these men instinctively open the door for me and call me "Miss" or "Ma'am".
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Re: So You Want To Move To Oklahoma? Need To Weigh 400 Lbs And Bring Frog Juice
Don't do it. This state is #1 for prescription painkiller abuse and meth labs.

Police are everywhere, even in small towns with only one stoplight. There are the city police, county sheriffs from three counties, the highway patrol, the citizen potawatomie police, the sac & fox police and the seminole nation police.

This place is pitiful, expect to be stopped by police constantly. And good luck getting through a grocery store with all of the fat fuck welfare people that are so fat they cannot walk and have to ride the carts and block every aisle.

Yes, there are some decent people that can speak English, but there are many more that have no clue with regards to proper grammar. Did I mention that most folks here are grossly overweight and waddle or ride carts?

Yes, the headline in today's Daily Oklahoman newspaper is "Oklahoma Racehorses Doped With Frog Juice."

Look it up and stay away, give yourself a happy life, one without severe allergies, tornados, or ice storms. This place sucks and I can't wait to get out of here!
 Quoting: ItsaTwister


KUDOS TO YOU, FOR TELLING IT LIKE IT REALLY IS!!! I MOVED TO ALTUS OK, FROM BOSTON MA. LONG STORY--NOT IMPORTANT.
THE MINUTE I DROVE IN, I WAS CONVINCED I MOVED TO HELL, EXCEPT I WASN'T DEAD!!!.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT ONLY LASTED A FEW MONTHS, AND WHEN I DROVE OUT OF HELL, AKKKKM, ALTUS, I LEFT TIRE MARKS IN THE PAVEMENT....
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Re: So You Want To Move To Oklahoma? Need To Weigh 400 Lbs And Bring Frog Juice
I lived in Colorado for 25 years, then my wife died from a rare inherited liver disease (she was adopted as a baby).

I moved back here to Oklahoma to see to my elderly parents.

I don't understand why anyone would live here willingly.

Does that answer your questions, hateful Austrailan?
 Quoting: ItsaTwister


Dumbass. Colorado is nothing but Oklahoma with mountains. You're just butt hurt because you're back with the rents.
“Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, 'I am not paid to listen to this drivel — you are a terminal fool!'”
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Re: So You Want To Move To Oklahoma? Need To Weigh 400 Lbs And Bring Frog Juice
Don't do it. This state is #1 for prescription painkiller abuse and meth labs.

Police are everywhere, even in small towns with only one stoplight. There are the city police, county sheriffs from three counties, the highway patrol, the citizen potawatomie police, the sac & fox police and the seminole nation police.

This place is pitiful, expect to be stopped by police constantly. And good luck getting through a grocery store with all of the fat fuck welfare people that are so fat they cannot walk and have to ride the carts and block every aisle.

Yes, there are some decent people that can speak English, but there are many more that have no clue with regards to proper grammar. Did I mention that most folks here are grossly overweight and waddle or ride carts?

Yes, the headline in today's Daily Oklahoman newspaper is "Oklahoma Racehorses Doped With Frog Juice."

Look it up and stay away, give yourself a happy life, one without severe allergies, tornados, or ice storms. This place sucks and I can't wait to get out of here!
 Quoting: ItsaTwister


KUDOS TO YOU, FOR TELLING IT LIKE IT REALLY IS!!! I MOVED TO ALTUS OK, FROM BOSTON MA. LONG STORY--NOT IMPORTANT.
THE MINUTE I DROVE IN, I WAS CONVINCED I MOVED TO HELL, EXCEPT I WASN'T DEAD!!!.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT ONLY LASTED A FEW MONTHS, AND WHEN I DROVE OUT OF HELL, AKKKKM, ALTUS, I LEFT TIRE MARKS IN THE PAVEMENT....

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35303683


If you move to the desert from Boston, it's really going to fuck your head up. Good job on judging the entire state on Altus.
“Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, 'I am not paid to listen to this drivel — you are a terminal fool!'”
-William S. Burroughs
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Re: So You Want To Move To Oklahoma? Need To Weigh 400 Lbs And Bring Frog Juice
My family (mothers side) came out of Ok. in the early sixties. They worked the cotton and the old fields for many generations.

I hear there aint much there. No hills , no trees, no water.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12817924


She must have lived in the panhandle. Oklahoma has the most diverse terrain in the U.S.
“Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, 'I am not paid to listen to this drivel — you are a terminal fool!'”
-William S. Burroughs





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