What is your favourite all time movie one-liner?

"You spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in"

Look Who's Talking

John Wayne as rooster Cogburn in true grit , fill your hands you son of a bitch

"I put no stock in religion, by the word religion I've seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god"

Kingdom of Heaven

Not really a short one liner but a great one!!

"What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?” “…My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.” “The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.” “...I was misinformed.”

That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

“I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

- J.B Books in The Shootist 1976, directed by Don Siegel

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to ho through life, son. ...Animal house.

Oops ho-*go*

we'll wake before dawn and catch toose scaley bastards while they're still groggy.
Cabinboy

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." - Tyler Durden

'Want anything down the shop?'

'Cornetto'

It's like riding a psychotic horse towards a burning stable.

-Robin Williams in The Bird Cage

“I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further…” - Darth Vader tells Lando how it is. Han is going with Bobba Fett and everyone else is Vader's.

"I have got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air... it would turn into sunshine."

Harlem Nights

Youre a big man but in bad shape,but with me its a full time job.

Jack Burton: [speaking to Lo Pan] Are you crazy... Is that your problem?

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

' Bend over the fucking desk! ... I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back!'

you like apples?

good will hunting.

'Now, all those memories will be lost, like tears, in rain' - Roy Batty - Bladerunner

When you can't see the angles no more, your in trouble

"I'm shaking the bush boss, I'm shaking the bush"! Paul Newman/ COOL HAND LUKE

a bit more than a one liner...

"there are two kings of people in the world my
friend, those with loaded guns and those who dig.
You dig."

When we get home remind me to slap your momma in the mouth. - Beuford T. Justice

"Ya know, it's a great life if you don't weaken!"

Bette Midler in the movie Stella.

One of my life motto's.

Dangerfield had some of the best one-liners ever.

"Adios, mutherfucker!" Bruce the man Willis

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

I'll take Ham on 5, hold The Mayo.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

Animal House.

Welcome to the party, Pal! - Die Hard

We're going to need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nah, leave him. Buzzards got to eat, same as worms. - Outlaw Josey Wales. (IMHO one of the best films ever made.)

This aggression will not stand, Man. - Big Lebowski

Also: That rug really tied the room together.

The first rule about Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule about Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club.



Great thread topic!!